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Hetalia Kink meme part 15

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anything based on the recent military cooperation between the UK and France, please?

smut would also be very much loved.

Just a short one and no smut, but I hope you enjoy.

"Are you grumpy because you think this is a bad idea or because it means more collaboration with me?" France asked the British nation he had dragged aside for some privacy amongst all the politicians and journalists.

England crossed his arms, avoiding his eyes. "Or maybe collaborating with you just is a bad idea, full stop."

France snorted. "No, be serious now."

The Brit sighed with the air of world-weariness. "We argue all the time, over the smallest of things. How the hell is this a good idea?"

France shrugged. "Perhaps it is, perhaps it isn't. But you know the economical stand-point. We might not have any other choice now. Besides, in this day and age we wouldn't be able to work independently in any case."

"So you think this is a good idea?"

"Let's say... it's a neutral idea," France suggested with a wry grin. "No, I don't know if it'll make a difference, but I don't think it'll be the end of the world either. And, if we are honest with ourselves, we are just two old fools trying to pretend we have any influence in the world anymore. We might as well relax."

England grunted. "Now you are just being cynical. Or over-dramatic, that might be a better word for you. Of course we bloody matter. If not for the world then for ourselves. And maybe we're not the two great world powers anymore but that doesn't mean we don't have any power left."

France couldn't help giving him a small smile. "Oh, how optimistic of you. Are you really the England I know and love?"

"Oh shut up. And for the record, I still think this is a rotten idea. As if I could trust you enough to share my military with you."

"... Don't tell me you agree with the rubbish your newspapers write."

"Not the ridiculous old stuff, obviously, but what about Iraq? And Falkland?"

France huffed. "Now, Malouines doesn't count--"

"Why the hell not?"

"-- And with Irak, I still think you acted far too rashly and we could have at least tried to discuss it more first."

England grumbled. "Well I couldn't let the lad do it all on his own, could I?"

"He's a big boy already, Angleterre, he can--"

Always, I wanna be with you, and make believe with you
Tu es tout petit, mon meilleur ami

The two of them glanced at each other. Then they dug up their respective mobile phones and turned away from each other to answer.

"Hello?"
"Allô?"

"Propose to him already, ye eejit."
"Vous devez vous marier vite, vous deux, c'est la barbe."

They groaned in unison.

"Piss off, Ireland!"
"Ta gueule, Belgique."

Both phones where shoved back into their pockets. France coughed. "I think we should go back to our bosses now, right?"

"Y-yeah. Absolutely."

***

Meanwhile in Belgium:

"Ha! There they come! All red and avoiding each others' faces!" Ireland cackled, pointing at the TV.

Belgium laughed. "Yeah, and look at Sarko's smirk. I bet he thinks they were off having a quickie."

"You know," Ireland said, wiping tears of laughter from her eyes, "you're alright. We should hang out more."

"Why not. If you stop insulting my beer."

"Hey, I just said mine was better!"

"That counts as an insult, chérie," Belgium winked.

"Oh shut up, ye geebag," Ireland said, ruffling the other nation's pretty hair affectionately.

Notes: Idek. xD I hope I got the Irish slang right. I seriously have no idea. *shouldn't use slang she doesn't know*

Oh and ten points to anyone who recognizes the ringtones. (I admit, I stole the idea for England's from the fic Family Ties.)

Japan stared at his laptop screen.

"Nandatte!?"

Pfffffffffft, anon, I love you. :D And that ringtone? Fuck yeah. <3

(... Now I want to see more people write Belgium and Ireland as gal pals or whatever. :Db)

\o/ Thanks~

(I totally got it from that Tony fakes Armageddon fic a short while back. x)b The most beer-loving gal pals ever, amirite?)

... I'm calling them the beer babes from now on, anon. XD (Hopefully Ireland is a chick in canon, too. Because India and Ireland both should just be women. Very, very different women, but still!)

The omake made this fill beautiful, and it was pretty damn fine even before it ♥

Irish!anon loves your Ireland and thinks that your way of writing her speech is a hell of a lot more accurate than a lot of other writers'. Well done!:D

Ooh, great to hear! :D I totally love Ireland, you know.

Thanks! ♥

Erasure...And Yelle? 8D

Oh god, do I love your Belgium and Ireland!

ReCaptcha: curieuses? I think they are!

*rings a bell and awards ten points to anon* Correct! :D

I'm so glad you do. :D I have a huge soft spot for them, really.

oh boys! this just makes me happy. I adore Belgium's comments about Sarko. Oh, if only.

Haha, thanks~♥ (And perhaps later? 0:> --Maybe I should write a sequel...ish thing with some smut. xD Maybe tomorrow if I feel like it.)

Sterling characterization all round, anon. <3 I love seeing England and France bickering and not wanting to admit to themselves how well they understand each other, and I love Ireland and Belgium having a good laugh over the whole thing. (Ireland/Belgium needs to go memetic, I think.)

*thoroughly amused by the use of the word "sterling"* Thanks~ ///♥ (Oh it does. It really does.)

Great job anon! I love fics about current events, so props to the OP too!

look at Sarko's smirk. I bet he thinks they were off having a quickie."

LOL! I love hearing about the current(or very recent) bosses, and its just never done enough. (He definitely would think that, too, haha) Great job overall, and that line really got me XD

I love them too. 8Db I really should keep up with the news more so I could write more.

Thanks~♥ :3

ENGLAND'S CELL PHONE TUNE!!! Did not see that coming XDDD
But it fits perfectly! Of course Arthur would be playing Robot Unicorn!

You made my morning :D

Haha, good to hear. xD Though I can't really take the honour because like I said, I totally stole the idea from hellzabeth.

ROBOT UNICORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

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