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hetalia_kink) wrote2012-06-03 02:47 pm
hetalia_kink) wrote2012-06-03 02:47 pm
Hetalia Kink meme part 15
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hetalia kink meme
part 15
hetalia kink meme
part 15
Ahh yeah that is the super duper delayed Christmas reveal for 2009 LOL...just found the time to finish it now...
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prussia/any - prussia as an incubus
(Anonymous) 2010-10-27 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)The Rules of Cosmology [1a/1]
(Anonymous) 2010-11-18 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)“Some woman you make,” grunts Arthur, his hands on Gilbert’s (or rather, “Giselle’s”) pale thighs.
She glares down at him, shifting downwards a little more violently on his cock. “You’re just distracted by how fucking awesome this is.”
“I should have brought reading material,” deadpans Arthur, shifting in the chair and feeling his wings complain.
She grabs a handful of feathers. “Tits don’t make a woman,” she snaps.
His fingers graze along a nipple. “Because I’ve seen men have bigger ones than you. Ever ask Ivan?”
She is nice enough to pull out only some secondary feathers this time.
Rule #2: Evil can be downright annoying.
Arthur runs a bookshop in Cambridge. There are weirder folk than he could ever hope to be and he gets a steady clientele, despite his shoddy opening hours.
Gilbert is lounging by the front window, tight jeans riding dangerously low on his hips and revealing a sliver of pale stomach. He eyes the passing crowd outside with narrowed red eyes.
“Dinner is curry tonight,” says Arthur, putting on his coat to go to the market. “Since you’re going to stay, asshole.”
“Fuck that.”
“I’d worry about the burns.”
Gilbert rolls his eyes. There is something cat-like to him, in his bony yet boneless grace. He rolls his shoulders back slowly, one after the other. “Pick up some more of that strawberry lube,” he says. “The kiwi one is shit.”
“Freeloading bastard,” growls Arthur, heading out the door while wrapping his scarf around his neck.
Rule #3: After the first two thousand years, you give up on interesting conversation.
“You’re gay.”
Arthur looks up from his needlepoint, looking at Gilbert over the rims of pince-nez spectacles. “I beg your pardon.”
“You’re gay,” repeats Gilbert with a grin.
“And how?”
“You do needlepoint.”
Arthur jabs the needle into the edge of the canvas. “Oh, and you’re the one who slept with that pair of Italian twins. At the same time.”
“That doesn’t mean I’m gay. I don’t give myself manicures.”
Arthur glances over at Gilbert’s gleaming purplish-black fingernails. Gilbert grins, showing his brilliantly white teeth. “That isn’t paint, angel.”
“I don’t wear alligator skin shoes,” sniffs Arthur.
Gilbert looks down at his feet. “But they’re good shoes,” he complains. “They’ve lasted thirty years, you know.” He narrows his eyes. “You make dolls.”
“Charitable work. You’re wearing eyeliner.”
“So did the Egyptians. I don’t have fuzzy slippers.”
“They’re warm. My pants don’t look in danger of falling off my arse.”
“You were looking there then.” Gilbert grins and his thin, whipcord tail lashes back and forth in the air behind him.
Arthur settles for throwing his empty mug at the demon’s head.
The Rules of Cosmology [1b/1]
(Anonymous) 2010-11-18 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)Arthur found his flask and opened it, sloshing it back and forth just a little. It was amazing what storage room his tunic had. He itched to take to the skies but he waited, just for a little bit.
Gilbert pried himself from the wreckage of a gleaming black Audi. “Fuck that warranty,” the demon said. He took the first swallow from the flask Arthur mutely offered him. Then the demon looked down at his badly burnt clothes. He grumbled as he brushed the ash covered rags off his rapidly healing skin, using claws to scrape off what was stuck.
“That jacket was fucking €300.” His wings unfolded like the sound of two umbrellas opening, baring his pale chest and back.
“I never did finish all the James Bond films,” sighed Arthur, taking a pull at his flask.
“Shit, really?”
“Indeed. I see the Leviathan is taking vengeance for the sushi trend.”
“I never did fuck Freddy Mercury,” said Gilbert.
“I figured.”
“You never once believed that?” Gilbert actually looked hurt.
“Nope. Not for one moment.” Arthur passed over his flask again. “Shouldn’t you be out there, I don’t know, setting fires to things?”
“My specialty is fucking. Up to and including the laws of physics. But I’m not a walking, dead sexy lighter. Shouldn’t you be out there, I don’t know, being righteously holy?”
“No flaming sword,” said Arthur just a little sulkily.
“I could have been having an orgy, you know. That would have been going out with a bang.” Gilbert stretched, his tail twitching.
“I could have been drinking myself stupid.” Arthur looked at his empty flask and threw it into the turbulent waves below them.
“You’re not that bad, as angels go, you know.”
“You’re not wholly unredeemable, as far as demons do.”
“At least the view’s good,” Gilbert said, not looking at Arthur.
“The last of anything is pretty good,” said the angel, looking at the slowly setting sun. Their wings overlapped.
Notes:
-One particular bit of folklore supposes that incubi and succubi are in fact the same beings. Succubi have sex with men in order to gather their semen before turning into incubi and impregnating women with the stolen semen. And then they repeat the cycle all over again. So whenever Gilbert sleeps with a woman, he turns into a woman and has to have sex with a man to get back his treasured five meters. He entrusts Arthur with this task, generally.
-Cambridge, England, of course. It’s the weirdest, nerdiest, geekiest college town you’ll ever go to. I freaking love it.
-Shameless Good Omens references everywhere, especially in the last part.
-The “How do I know you’re gay?” conversation comes from “The 40-Year Old Virgin.” The extended scene of that is absolutely hilarious.
Re: The Rules of Cosmology [1b/1]
(Anonymous) 2010-11-18 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)AWESOME
just...everything. oh my god.
Not OP but...
(Anonymous) 2010-11-18 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)Re: The Rules of Cosmology [1b/1]
(Anonymous) 2010-11-19 07:07 am (UTC)(link)Thank you for the wonderful story anon!
Re: The Rules of Cosmology [1b/1]
(Anonymous) 2010-11-20 03:04 am (UTC)(link)