“Su-san!” Finland squeaked, covering his blushing face with his hands. “D-don’t look!”
“I n’vr knew.” Sweden murmured wonderingly, his gloved hand moving upwards to cup the bulge and squeeze it gently. Finland yelped.
“D-don’t be mean Su-san…” He panted, his hips bucking into Sweden’s firm grip. “Oh please.”
Nodding, Sweden pulled down Finland’s pants to his knees and leaned down to lick his partner’s trembling erection.
“Cut! Cut!” Hungary yelled, startling the two Nordics from their own little world. “That was not in the script!”
Sweden growled, and Finland buried his face in his husband’s chest.
“Finland, you sit in the chair now, and Sweden…” Hungary flipped a page on her clipboard. “You hike up your skirt to your waist and ride him.”
Finland sat up suddenly, almost flipping himself off of Sweden. “You want me to top?”
“Why’d you think I put Sweden in stilettos and a skirt?” Hungary snapped her fingers.
Pleading, Finland looked up at Sweden. “Su-san, could we please…”
The other glanced down, blushing.
Twenty minutes later, Sweden walked in, limping slightly. Finland had his arm around his husband, and was smiling cheerfully. “Your turn!”
“How…how was it?” Denmark fiddled with his tiny top hat, too nervous to put on a show of bravado.
Finland shrugged in reply, still smiling as he arranged his husband on the couch.
“Denmark, Norway and Iceland!” Japan popped his head in again, and the others filed after him, Iceland cursing softly and pulling at his shorts.
When they were gone, Finland leaned down and whispered in Sweden’s ear, “I liked your garter belt, Su-san~”
When the three Nordics made it to the stage, Hungary was ready for them. This time, the set was a bed covered with rose petals. Denmark took one look at it and began laughing nervously.
“Alright.” Hungary cleared her throat, shifting on her director’s chair. “Let’s start with … Norway and Iceland. You kiss.”
“N-no!” Iceland shrieked. “We’re brothers!”
Norway nodded mutely.
“So?” Hungary clicked a pen in her teeth. “That’s the point, boys. The Germancest video sold out in two weeks flat and the Ameritwins are practically idols in the pron industry, now. You should be so lucky. Now kiss.”
“Yeah~“ Denmark could not resist adding fuel to the fire. “Kiss your brother, Ice~” He smirked, earning death glares from the other two males.
“That’s right, and make it snappy.” Hungary called Estonia irritably with a wave of her hand. “We have a full schedule, and Denmark has to suck your cocks after this.”
“I…am going to suck what, now?”
“…and that is my plan for rejuvenating our stagnant global economy. Any questions?” Hungary beamed, tapping her manila folder on the table.
There was a hesitant smattering of applause, then:
“So, like, your plan to up the economy is to make pron videos of the countries and sell them?”
“Precisely.” Hungary smiled wider. “I have more visual aids if you-“
“No, no, that is quite alright, thank you … Hungary.” Germany cleared his throat, ushering Hungary off the podium. In the issuing awkwardness that followed, Finland could be seen comforting a visibly shaken Sweden, Denmark refused to talk to anyone, America and Canada were pretending the other didn’t exist (it wasn’t pretending, on America’s part), France was fairly vibrating with glee, and Switzerland looked ready to kill anything that moved.
“I propose we just gangbang America again.” England muttered in the silence.
I don't even like crack usually, but I took one look at that image and knew I had to read this. And fuck, if I thought the fill was epic, the last segment killed me, and the last line buried me.
This paragraph should have been between parts 1 and 2:
"With trembling hands, Sweden tossed away the crop and tugged down Finland’s baggy blue pants. The boy on his lap made an embarrassed sound, then a longer, almost tortured moan when the waistband of the pants caught on his erection. Shocked, Sweden flipped him around suddenly, staring at the prominent, leaking bulge tenting the feminine pants."
Pfffft THIS IS AMAZING!!!! I love the whole Finland being all calm about him topping~ XD Pffft but I feel really bad for Su-san now XD
WHATS IRONIC IS a few weeks ago my friend and I were discussing who would rule the world. We concluded that Japan and Hungary would economically monopolize the world economy through the magic of porn~~ GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE
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Rejected Proposal #2849 (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2010-12-24 03:38 am (UTC)(link)“Su-san!” Finland squeaked, covering his blushing face with his hands. “D-don’t look!”
“I n’vr knew.” Sweden murmured wonderingly, his gloved hand moving upwards to cup the bulge and squeeze it gently. Finland yelped.
“D-don’t be mean Su-san…” He panted, his hips bucking into Sweden’s firm grip. “Oh please.”
Nodding, Sweden pulled down Finland’s pants to his knees and leaned down to lick his partner’s trembling erection.
“Cut! Cut!” Hungary yelled, startling the two Nordics from their own little world. “That was not in the script!”
Sweden growled, and Finland buried his face in his husband’s chest.
“Finland, you sit in the chair now, and Sweden…” Hungary flipped a page on her clipboard. “You hike up your skirt to your waist and ride him.”
Finland sat up suddenly, almost flipping himself off of Sweden. “You want me to top?”
“Why’d you think I put Sweden in stilettos and a skirt?” Hungary snapped her fingers.
Pleading, Finland looked up at Sweden. “Su-san, could we please…”
The other glanced down, blushing.
Twenty minutes later, Sweden walked in, limping slightly. Finland had his arm around his husband, and was smiling cheerfully. “Your turn!”
“How…how was it?” Denmark fiddled with his tiny top hat, too nervous to put on a show of bravado.
Finland shrugged in reply, still smiling as he arranged his husband on the couch.
“Denmark, Norway and Iceland!” Japan popped his head in again, and the others filed after him, Iceland cursing softly and pulling at his shorts.
When they were gone, Finland leaned down and whispered in Sweden’s ear, “I liked your garter belt, Su-san~”
When the three Nordics made it to the stage, Hungary was ready for them. This time, the set was a bed covered with rose petals. Denmark took one look at it and began laughing nervously.
“Alright.” Hungary cleared her throat, shifting on her director’s chair. “Let’s start with … Norway and Iceland. You kiss.”
“N-no!” Iceland shrieked. “We’re brothers!”
Norway nodded mutely.
“So?” Hungary clicked a pen in her teeth. “That’s the point, boys. The Germancest video sold out in two weeks flat and the Ameritwins are practically idols in the pron industry, now. You should be so lucky. Now kiss.”
“Yeah~“ Denmark could not resist adding fuel to the fire. “Kiss your brother, Ice~” He smirked, earning death glares from the other two males.
“That’s right, and make it snappy.” Hungary called Estonia irritably with a wave of her hand. “We have a full schedule, and Denmark has to suck your cocks after this.”
“I…am going to suck what, now?”
“…and that is my plan for rejuvenating our stagnant global economy. Any questions?” Hungary beamed, tapping her manila folder on the table.
There was a hesitant smattering of applause, then:
“So, like, your plan to up the economy is to make pron videos of the countries and sell them?”
“Precisely.” Hungary smiled wider. “I have more visual aids if you-“
“No, no, that is quite alright, thank you … Hungary.” Germany cleared his throat, ushering Hungary off the podium. In the issuing awkwardness that followed, Finland could be seen comforting a visibly shaken Sweden, Denmark refused to talk to anyone, America and Canada were pretending the other didn’t exist (it wasn’t pretending, on America’s part), France was fairly vibrating with glee, and Switzerland looked ready to kill anything that moved.
“I propose we just gangbang America again.” England muttered in the silence.
Re: Rejected Proposal #2849 (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2010-12-24 03:54 am (UTC)(link)*since my laptop needs cleaning anyway, this is okay.
Re: Rejected Proposal #2849 (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2010-12-29 03:37 am (UTC)(link)(Yes, I LOLed as well. Writer!anon, this is damn good crack-fic.)
Re: Rejected Proposal #2849 (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2010-12-24 04:02 am (UTC)(link)I don't even like crack usually, but I took one look at that image and knew I had to read this. And fuck, if I thought the fill was epic, the last segment killed me, and the last line buried me.
A+ crack, anon, will lol again.
AA SAYS: "DAMMIT!"
(Anonymous) 2010-12-24 04:11 am (UTC)(link)"With trembling hands, Sweden tossed away the crop and tugged down Finland’s baggy blue pants. The boy on his lap made an embarrassed sound, then a longer, almost tortured moan when the waistband of the pants caught on his erection. Shocked, Sweden flipped him around suddenly, staring at the prominent, leaking bulge tenting the feminine pants."
...carry on >.>
Re: Rejected Proposal #2849 (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2010-12-24 06:50 am (UTC)(link)*comes back to life to read again*
Re: Rejected Proposal #2849 (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2010-12-24 07:04 am (UTC)(link)Re: Rejected Proposal #2849 (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2010-12-24 07:13 am (UTC)(link)This was just fantastic, anon. :D
recaptcha - colchan money. oh yes, captcha, i think we'd pay lots of money for those. ;)
Re: Rejected Proposal #2849 (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2010-12-24 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)I want more Sweden spanking Finland with a riding crop now.
Re: Rejected Proposal #2849 (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2010-12-27 05:44 am (UTC)(link)Pfft that last line shouldn't have been funny ...but it was so so much.
Re: Rejected Proposal #2849 (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2010-12-29 01:33 am (UTC)(link)Re: Rejected Proposal #2849 (2/2)
(Anonymous) 2011-04-29 10:31 am (UTC)(link)I love the whole Finland being all calm about him topping~ XD Pffft but I feel really bad for Su-san now XD
WHATS IRONIC IS a few weeks ago my friend and I were discussing who would rule the world. We concluded that Japan and Hungary would economically monopolize the world economy through the magic of porn~~
GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE