Hetalia kink meme ([personal profile] hetalia_kink) wrote2011-02-26 02:03 pm

Hetalia Kink meme part 10 -- CLOSED

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Weird Headcanon is Weird

(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Nations with haircurls (Italy, Canada, Taiwan, etc.) cannot be sexually aroused unless you tug their hairculr first.

In other words, stick your hand down their pants all you want, you won't get a reaction. So I wanna explore this stupid concept.

Maybe Nation A wants to make sweet love with haircurl having Nation B, but grows frustrated/ concerned when they get no reaction. Or maybe non haircurl having Nation C watched two hair curl nations get it on and notices their foreplay is long and involves a lot of hair caressing/tugging/fingering.

It doesn't matter what you do, so long as you address the situation. You can be as creative with the pairings as you want C: I will admit I am partial to N. Italy though.


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Austria was having a peaceful afternoon, and he was reading an interesting book he had found that morning while visiting a book store. He was sitting in his bedroom facing the window as he continued to read peacefully as the sunlight bathed him. He didn’t notice, however, a certain albino sneaking behind him with a scheming look on his face. The said albino then stood behind Austria and quickly shoved his hands down the aristocrat’s pants to grab a certain *cough* vital region. Austria was startled a jumped a little in his seat. Who would dare do such a vulgar thing to him?! He turned his head around and saw determined red eyes stare at him.

“W-w-what are you DOING?!” Austria almost shrieked.

“Kesesese~ claiming your vital regions again of course! Ore-sama needs to make sure you remember you belong to the Awesome ME!” Prussia knew that Austria would start yapping his ear off, so he tried to silence the noisy aristocrat in the best way he knew. The ex-nation harshly yanked on the pianist’s vitals, expecting to hear a moan or a yelp like usual, but something was wrong this time.

“You idiot! Stop that this instant! I am not in the mood today!” exclaimed Austria, who tried to get Prussia’s hand out of his clothes.

Huh? Gilbert thought. Gilbert tried stroking Roderich really fast, but he wasn’t reacting to his attempts at all! Roderich finally pulled the albino’s hand out with a blush on his face out of embarrasement, not arousal. Heck, Austria’s regions weren’t responding at all! Prusia was stunned at how Austria wasn’t showing any response at having his manhood violated. Austria, on the other hand, was mad at the ex-natoin.

“What are you doing here?! More, importantly, HOW did you get in here?!” Gilbert just rolled his eyes.

Great, he thought, now he’s going to scold me till I die. Gilbert effectively shut him up by covering the complaining mouth with his own after he moved and straddled the pianist’s lap. Using his AWESOME kissing skills, he shoved his toungue in Roderich’s open mouth. Roderich was trying to resist, but then Gilbert grabbed his hair to deepen the kiss.

“YOU-AH!-ahh…!” The Austrian moaned into the Prussian’s mouth as Gilbert removed his glasses and touched a certain little strand of hair.

Hn? Prussia thought as he broke the kiss. Roderich’s face was flushed and his eyes shut as he tilted his head forward to rub his hair curl into the albino’s hand more. Gilbert then stared at the curious piece of hair, the one that ALWAYS defied gravity. His curiosity caused him to tug at the little hair a little.

“Ahhh…” Well THAT was a surprising response. Prussia then twirled Mariazel around his finger. Roderich took a sharp intake of breath then opened his eyelids to reveal a lusty glazed look behind his glasses. Gilbert suddenly felt heat pooling below his stomach as he felt a bulge pressing against his pants. Austria also formed an erection as he tried to rock his hips.

“Oh Roddy~ does this work now?” Gilbert tried grabbing Roderich’s vital regions again.


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Denmark/Sweden/Netherlands sandwich

(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Anon likes her manry-bottom Sweden. And anon thinks that Denmark & Netherlands would like it very much as well.

Smut is pretty much required. Crack would be lovely if possible. Anything goes, really~!


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Please fill!!!

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Gym teacher!Denmark/School girl!Norway.

Make it really smutty.

High School Crush [1a/?]

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Norway sat on the bleachers, her legs crossed coquettishly and popped her bubble gum.

“Come on baby, you’re so hot, let’s go out.” The jock grinned at her, showing his shiny white teeth.

“I don’t care for you, go away.” She tossed her hair.

The jock got angry. “But I am awesome! You come to my every game to see me play. You’ve seen me kick those pussies’ asses all over the court!” He started to reach for her, only to have his hand slapped away.

“Prussia! What are you doing harassing Norway like that!” A girl stood with her hands on her hips glaring down at the football player.

“Poland! What would you know? Mind your own business for once!” The jock angrily retorted.

“I know better than to hang around with you.” Poland sniffed. “You smell.” She stepped in between her friend and Prussia.

“You better run away now, cuz Liet is coming to pick me up now. If he finds out you’ve been pestering me, you’ll just get beat up again.”

Prussia growled and made a fist with his hand. He pointed his finger at the two of them as he backed away.

“I’ll get you one day! You better remember that! I’ll be back, then you’ll be mine, chickie!” He turned and ran away to meet up with his buddies who stood looking on at the entry-way of the gym.

“Hey, thanks Poland. But you don’t need to stand up for me like that, I can handle him myself.”

“Yea, well. I just don’t like to see bullies like him picking on other kids. Besides, you’re my friend and friends stick together.” Poland smiled and sat down next to the other girl.

“So are you waiting for someone? The game’s over and most everyone is leaving.” Poland asked her curiously.

“Not in particular.” Norway re-crossed her legs neatly as her eyes scanned the gym.

The door to the locker rooms opened and another group of boys piled out, high-fiving their friends for a game well played.

“All right guys! That was a great game! See you tomorrow at practice!” The spiky-haired couch called to the group, waving. Everyone was in high spirits.

A brown-haired boy ran up to the two girls sitting on the bleachers. He spun Poland around in an energetic hug, both laughing and smiling. Norway watched the two lovebirds, a small tinge in her heart wanting the same kind of relationship.

“Liet! You were like, so cool!” Poland gushed.

“You were watching me, Poland?”

“Of course I was, dummy! You’re my boyfriend!” Poland kissed him on the cheek and he blushed.

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(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea if this has been requested before, but I've never seen anything like that, so...

It's kind of a fact that Poland's a crossdresser, right? But, what if he's not crossdressing when he's wearing girl's clothes, but when she's wearing boy's clothes? For whatever reason, she's been hiding it, and nobody suspected seriously until... something, you can make it up.

BONUS: Only Hungary knew, 'cause they're bffs and all that
BONUS #2: Only Russia knew~

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(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)

I started this several months ago in response to this dicussion on the comm: http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/5144949.html It might not be exactly what you wanted, but I hope it's amusing.

The main reason it hasn't been finished is because I have no idea what to title the damn thing. The filename is 'motherrussia.txt', but Russia is a subsidiary character; mostly this is about Poland and, uh, some other people who identity will be revealed in due course. Title suggestions very gratefully accepted. I have researched this far more than it deserves; if I misrepresent international relations, my apologies, and if you let me know I'll try to correct it in the final draft. Sorry for how rambling and meta this is, it just sort of . . . grew.

Possibly helpful URLS
What's going on: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_enlargement_of_the_European_Union
The ball is being held here, and yes, I am detail-obsessed enough to want true-to-life interior decorations: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:2_Zamek_Krolewski_33.jpg
Yes, they did play 'All You Need Is Love'. Worth reading just for the List of Things The EU Needs Besides Love: http://www.idlewords.com/2004/05/poland_joins_the_european_union.htm
The actual Polish National Anthem: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poland_Is_Not_Yet_Lost

'had nations', captcha? Yes, there's quite a lot of them in here.


Nobody seemed to remember whose idea it had been, or perhaps more accurately, nobody would admit to it. Privately, Austria suspcted France. But whosever idea it had been, nobody had been able to muster a sensible objection, which was why he was now wandering the shopping district of Budapest with his ex-wife, looking for a dress for the ball. It was ridiculous. He had joined the European Union without violins or satin being directly involved; why couldn't she do the same? Or Czechoslovakia, or Poland, or . . . well, perhaps it wasn't suprising from Poland. Whose idea it had not been, but who had thought it was a totally cool idea and shot down all attempts to forget the whole thing.

There was already going to be a concert. Three concerts. And fireworks displays. Austria would have been content to watch the festivities in Dublin with Ireland's people, join in the ceremonial summit the next afternoon, and go home. But no, someone, probably someone French, thought the Nations should have their own party, one with better music and better food. In Warsaw.

Not that Austria would have any objections to a ball, in the ordinary course of events. The world had not contained nearly enough, he felt, not since the nineteenth century. It was only that, given the participants, something untoward was bound to happen. It was the European Union, after all. There was about a sixty-percent chance that any given EU meeting would involve physical violence. (And better they give each other some bruises than bring out the artillery, but Austria sometimes wondered when the world would actually see Western civilization.) The odds could only get worse when alcohol was involved.

"Oooooh," Hungary declared, and tugged on his arm and pointed. He looked. "What do you think of that?"

The suit in the shop window was - um. Involved a lot of velvet. And lace ruffles. And it was a very pretty shade of rose, but just a bit too feminine for his taste. "It's lovely," he murmured, "but I already have a suit."

She chuckled. "I meant for me, honey."

Oh. Um. Well, it was hardly traditional, but the EU was supposed to be about the future.

Ten minutes later the helpful clerk was wrapping it up for her, along with a jeweled hairclip and matching bracelet. Austria smiled indulgently at her as they stepped outside. "Shall we go get dinner, now you're done?"

"Oh, I'm not done." Hungary waved a hand vaugely down the avenue. "I still have to get a dress."

"But the suit will be lovely -"

"Not for me. For Poland. I promised I'd find something." Her grin was dazzling.

Well. It was Poland. Showing up in drag really wasn't that suprising.


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not-OP loves you <3

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(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Canada feeling down and listening to "The War of 1812" by Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie so he can feel badass.

Pretty please.

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Anon apologizes for sketchy-crappy-ness of this fill. ;A;


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No my friends, this is now the United States of Zombieland.

(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
So guess who's been watching Zombieland recently? But, yeah, all I desire is a crossover of sorts here.

I'm open to any pairings here, but America is necessary be he topping or bottoming. Kink? Good, hard, sex. America can be in any stage of the "sickness" as you want.

United States of Zombieland [1/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-03-20 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
It had started with a simple cough.

America had been speaking at the World Conference, prattling on about giant robots and other such inane schemes to save the world when it happened. Of course, no one payed the incident much mind at the time, considering that he was just barely getting over the repression that had plagued him for so long. As usual, America's suggestions were tossed out immediately and the event continued on as if nothing had happened. Eventually they all got bored and wandered off, calling another of their meetings to a close without anything really getting done.

The next time they all got together was at some little bar in Italy about four days later, when Feliciano decided to attempt another of his harebrained schemes to make everyone be friends. Still no news of the sickness had been made official, even within the States, but everyone could tell that there was something wrong with Alfred when he walked in looking more rumpled than usual and sporting a thin trail of blood dripping from the corner of his mouth.

"Alfred? Are you okay?" His brother was the first to notice that it wasn't just blood from some form of wound garnered from a fight. The rest of the room had also realized the disheveled state of the young country, and turned to see his response.

"Huh? Oh, yeah, Matt, I'm fine. Just a bit under the weather lately. Don't worry, though, I'll be back to full strength soon! After all, no measly virus can keep the hero down!" Wiping the blood from his mouth and fixing his clothes, America resumed socializing with his typical exuberance. Breathing a sigh of agitated relief, all of the other countries returned to their own conversations while rolling their eyes at the enduring childishness of the man.

If only they had had any idea of what was to come....


Well, guess who's late to the party? Sorry this hasn't got into the kink yet, OP, but I gots 'ta lay myself some groundwork. I'll try to get to the rest of it soon, m'kay? :D

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The Evolution of England

(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
We all know that UK has had a lot of faces over the years (knight, pirate, imperialist, punk rocker, policeman, wizard, crazed drunk, etc.).

But no one has really addressed HOW England transformed into the UK that we know today. You can't just wake up one day and be a completely different person. Unless, of course, you have some serious psychological disorders going on (*cough*HRE/GERMANY*cough*).

So here's the Prompt:

Show how England evolves from his pirateseme days to his current status as a "proper gentleman" today.

Bonus points:

1. Anon is begging you, give him piercings.
2. ... making him a psychopath (Anon is debating on this one. On one hand, it would be cool to see a darkfic. On the other, anon desperately wants a sanefic. Up to authoranon.)
3. Gratuitous use of historical events.
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(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
... or Prussia/Hungary/Austria.

Anon wants hot sex between these three. Hot, un-angsty sex.

1) Austria and Hungary are still in a relationship despite being divorced for political reasons.
2) Prussia and Hungary have had a thing for each other since they were kids. Due to politics/Prussia being an awesome jackass in the middle of like ten wars, the relationship never panned out until now.
3) Austria is just a little bit gay bi-sexual. Just a little. He's always had a thing for Prussia but has never admitted it.
4) Hungary is a yaoi fangirl.
5) None of them mind sharing with each other because of their long histories together.
6) ????
7) Profit.

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Seconded so hard.

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In the spirit of Valentine's Day

(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Requesting the attack of Chocolate Aphrodisiac.

On the Valentine's Day, the nations receives the packet in their locker/mailbox/office and eats it. What will it leads to, what pairings/threesomes/more, who's the sender? All up to good anons!

Maybe this can be some sort of little drabbles with various assortments of fills?
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Anon can has Austria, Hungary, the fall of the Iron Curtain, and something to do with the song "St Stephen's Cross" by Vienna Teng?

Cause that song reminded me of them even before I googled the title.

(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
seconded because it merges three of my favorite things: history, Vienna Teng, and Austria/Hungary as a pairing. *_*

In Dire Need of some PruCan...

(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
...In which Canada isn't really innocent and uke. He doesn't HAVE to be seme (though that is TOTALLY accepted), I'd just like him to initiate the sex in itself. Or at least flirt and tease a lot.

Bonus: Prussia is FLABBERGASTED but eventually gives in.
Bonus 2: Someone (preferably team England, America, France) find out. Run with it.

As They Appear [1/?]

(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Want!Anon from above. I really couldn't help myself. I decided to fill. I'm not really sure how many parts this is going to be though. It might end up being long-ish. I hope OP doesn't mind. Anyway, enjoy!


The first time Prussia met Canada, he thought he looked like a frail little girl.

He had been sitting off to the side, ignored by all the other nations, with his shoulders hunched in a way that made him look tiny and his arms wrapped around a fuzzy polar bear. His blond hair had curled down his neck and framed his face and his wide violet eyes shone. Pale hands had twisted in pristine white fur and the scattered sigh had escaped perfect porcelain lips. When he spoke, Matthew's voice had been soft and sweet.

Gilbert had noticed the feminine characteristics, his stomach had coiled with something he couldn't place, and he had tracked Matthew down at break to pull his loose curl and mock his stutter. He had grinned widely as a dark flush had spread across the younger nations cheeks. He joked with him and laughed when he realized that just because you didn't hear him, didn’t mean Matthew wasn't just bitching about everyone in the room in a passive aggressive manner.

When break had ended and the nations were called back into the meeting and to their regular seats, Prussia had snatched Canada's phone right from his pants pocket and had programmed his number in under 'Awesome'. He had dropped the phone into Canada's hand and he had blushed and Prussia cracked joke about Canada's apparent femininity as he turned to leave. The younger nation had caught his wrist in a surprisingly strong grip, pulling the albino back against him easily, and with fire in his eyes said, "Things aren't always as they appear."

And then he was gone. Gilbert was left standing in the hallway outside the conference room, completely alone and shocked and with something hot and cold all at once rolling through his insides. He shivered and then immediately chided himself for it. He was the epitome of Awesome. He did not shiver because some girly-boy whispered something stupidly vague and ambiguous in his ear.

He walked back in the conference room with a smirk on his lips, as though he wasn't interrupting Poland's speech on something-or-another. He flopped down beside Germany and chanced a glance in Canada's direction. The boy looked almost surprised at himself, but that fire was still smouldering away in his eyes. Their eyes locked and Canada's narrowed, obviously still unhappy about being called a woman. Something steamrolled through Prussia, forcing him to swallow heavily and look away, focusing intently on the grain of the wooden table as he shifted awkwardly in his chair. He clasped his hands across his lap and begged all that was Awesome to please, please let this be a joke and that this really wasn't happening to him, in a world meeting of all places. He wasn't a teenager anymore, for heaven's sake - not that he was uncool enough to get inappropriate boners when he was a teen. His Awesome wouldn't have that.

He ignored Canada's apparent amusement at his discomfort, though he knew the blond couldn't really tell what was causing it. He refused to acknowledge the now grinning nation.

When the meeting was over and everyone started to file out, Gilbert remained in his seat, seemingly engrossed in leaning against the table, throwing paper airplanes at the back of Austria’s head. Matthew stopped by his chair and looked him in the eyes and told him that he'd call sometime so he could try pancakes - which were totally the best thing in the world. Gilbert proclaimed that would be Awesome and Matthew laughed and heaved that bear back up into his arms with ease. Gilbert watched him leave and noticed he wasn't nearly as tiny as he had initially thought. He swallowed and rolled the chair back slightly to look back down at his lap. For the first time in his very long life, glared down at his five meters and whispered, "Traitor."

Gilbert was the last person to leave the room.

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OP here. ♥

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(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
The nations have a beard growing contest.

Nation with the best beard gets to boss around all of the other nations for one day (all policy changes/declarations of war only exist for that day).

And go.


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sappy anon is indeed sappy

(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Spain/Romano - their awkward, realistic-but-somehow-adorable first time. with emphasis on the awkward please <3

Bonus for Romano bottoming from the top (with them both in a sitting position because that's just adorable)

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...Solserlklaser. Filling this. Filling it so. So. Hard.

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Let's start part ten off right.

(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Mountie!Canada mounting Policeman!Alfred. You want this. YOU WANT THIS.


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I do hope someone fills this properly because this? Is complete and utter shameless crack.



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Rome attempts to seduce a young France. Young France turns out to be a yandere at the time. (Near the end of Rome's reign?)

BONUS for sexual harassment that doesn't delve into moemoe shota.

France can be either Gaul or Francia (though that would probably veer as noncanon, if more violent).


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Rare pairing is rare, I'd love to see some of it~ <33

Thirded plz

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Since it was Greece's birthday yesterday...

(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
...let's have some birthday fic for him! Events/pairings are left up to anons, but if you want something more specific to work with, I'm partial to him getting a 'present' from Japan, if you know what I mean.

The Greatest Gift

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Greece woke up with the sun shining through his open window and across his face. The side street below was quiet but he could hear the hustle and bustle of busier roads in the distance. He yawned a little as one of his many cats came through the window, a dead mouse in his mouth. The tanned man smiled and pet the cat on the head. Another one of his pets came through the window, and another, and another. As each at came into the room the delivered one of their “gifts” they would drop the dead ice, birds, and insects on his bed, then all at one they meowed together as if to say “Happy Birthday”. Greece smiled, it was the best birthday he could have hoped for, and he’d only been awake for a few minutes.

AN: a drabble involving no smut because I suck at that stuff. I hope OP liked my fail.

RC: we're mined
no Captcha cats don't come from mines.

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Private Investigator AU -- Open Pairing/Characters

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Nation A and Nation B work together and own a Private Investigation firm (and are in an established relationship). They've been hired by insert-company-name here to find Nation C because they claim Nation C has embezzled a lot of money from the company and stole company secrets. Nation C has claimed from the start that he's innocent and being framed by Nation D and has been on the run ever since.

After months of tracking C down to some remote location A&B corner him and though C puts up a fight they get him into custody. So the adventure begins to get him back to where the company is. Adventure and chaos ensues on the trip home along with a few escape attempts that end in disaster. Along the way A&B actually become quite fond of C and the more he tells his story the more they believe him, especially when he takes him to the rat-infested apartment he's been calling home, and eventually it shifts to them trying to get the dirt on the person he says is trying to frame him who did steal the money/files. This all ending in threesomes and smut would be lovely but friendship is fine too.

Any combination of characters in any of the roles is fine. Multiple fills with different combos is definitely encouraged!

Bonus: Nation A=America, Nation B=Russia, Nation C=England. It's my OT3 I have to put in a nudge for it :-) Though I am serious about it being open pairings/characters.

First times

(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Anon wants to read about the times nations lost their virginity.

Anything goes! Good, bad, angsty, consensual, non-consensual... history doesn't pull any punches, anons.

Feel free to write AU, genderswitch etc. versions too! Sticking to strict canon isn't necessary here.

- Anon would like to see some degree of realism (as in the sex side, first-times are usually awkward, clumsy or painful for at least one of the people involved)

Otherwise feel free to throw in any kinks you like, and multiple fills are definately encouraged~

First Time: Non-con 1/?

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(I'll think I'll do one of each, yes? Angsty non-con is first!!)

Poland was limp against the floor, barely able to move. Germany had beaten him bloody...and Russia beat him senseless. He felt as if his limbs were on fire every time he tried to move. Not that he was going to give up; Poland never surrenders. Just...the floor felt good to lie against...he didn't have to get up right now...

He heard Russia chuckle above him, and knew without looking that he had that childish grin on his face. He cringed, trying to push himself to his feet, only to have a heavy boot impede his movement, pressing against his back. He stayed down, though only for the moment. He was so tired and worn down...

"Little Poland, why won't you just surrender and make it easy on yourself?" The boot pressed a little harder, and Poland forced himself to cry out as it irritated cracked ribs and gunshot wounds.

"Because...I would never surrender to a raging...total raging maniac like you..." Poland replied. He'd had a more articulate answer to the question...before he'd gotten hit in the head so hard that he seeing double.

Russia's boot suddenly lifted off of him, and suddenly, hands were pinning him to the ground instead. One hand found its way into his pocket, causing Poland to kick slightly. Russia's hand withdrew, holding his rosary.

"I thought you still carried one of these...so superstitious, little Poland, aren't you...?" Russia said, fingering the beads. It was a simple little thing, made of wooden beads and twine. The only thing of any worth on it was the metal crucifix.

"Put it down...now...it's not a plaything..." Poland replied, gritting his teeth slightly. That had been blessed by the pope...almost a thousand years ago. It did not belong in Russia's hands...

"All right, if you insist little Poland..." Poland couldn't see what Russia was doing, but when he felt the rosary being tightened around his wrists, he tensed.

"What are you...doing...?" He held his hands straight...he didn't want to break it...

Russia giggled, a strangely high-pitched noise for a man of his size. And character...

"You will find out soon enough, little Poland..." With that, a knife suddenly went through Poland's belt, causing him to start. What was he--it couldn't be what he thought it was...please...

His pants went down next, confirming his suspicions. He immediately tried to pull away, fear feeding at his senses.

"Russia?! What're you--?!" A pair of large hands grabbed his thin hips, keeping from getting away. They proceeded to remove his underwear, causing Poland's breath to catch in his throat. Not here, not now, not Russia...please...his mind pleaded.

Russia paused, smiling down at Poland, even though he couldn't see him. He could smell his fear...he ran a hand along his ass, causing a slight squeak of terror from Poland, even though he tried to hide it.

"Little Poland, I am certain you will want to put that rosary to use...perhaps your god will come down and save you..." Russia chuckled to himself at this. He had figured out that God didn't care about their problems...

(that's all for now...I'll post the rest tommorow...)

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Feminist Hungary

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So Valentine's Day is just around the corner.

Hungary and Austria used to be in love with each other, but Austria has old-fashioned views towards women and always treats her misogynistically. Plus, he thinks it's okay for him to go off and have flings with other men.

Hungary goes to her old childhood buddy Prussia, wanting him to be a friend and listen/offer support, but ever since puberty he's just can't seem to stop perving on her and trying to get in her pants/skirt!

So Hungary's had enough of these men in her life! She decided to go visit the other female countries and see how they live with their neighbors/brothers/friends/lovers.

Whether this ends in a yuri, Boston Marriage, or Hungary meets a real gentleman that sweeps her off her feet (Lithuania, Canada, France, some other nation?), or *GASP* she remains a strong single, is up to anon.

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UK/US - Extreme orgasm denial.

Bonus: Use of sex toys. (anal beads, anyone?)
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France argues that the best part of sex is French Love (oral sex)

Greece counters that the best part is Greek Love (anal sex)

So they decide to try their best to prove their point to each other. The way they know best.

Verdict is up to anon.


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So, so very seconded! 8D


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(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Male!Hungary and fem!Prussia doing it in a stable.

For bonuses:
- fem!Prussia in this anon's mind wears her hair as short as male Prussia and is a bit of a tomboy, personal headcanon says that fem!Prussia thought she was a boy when she was a child just like canon!Hungary did XD
- Innapropriate use of a riding crop and other tack, e.g Hungary restraining Prussia with a bridle~
- Mangary is ttly manly and macho~


(Anonymous) 2010-02-17 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Do want.

Fucking seconded. <3

Prussia's so happy that he's alone!

(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
I want a Prussia fic on this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7jejKrJ96o&feature=related

The catch, I want some semblance of a happy ending.
Otherwise, anon is free to do what they want.

O America~

(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
After looking through the meme this anon has noticed something very important, my country is a bit of a man-slut even more so than France.

Now what Anon would like to see is after a meeting America getting loose at the bar/club/whatever and just acting like the dirty whore we know he is and getting thoroughly fucked by someone he`s not usually paired with.

*Dirty Dancing/Pole dancing!America
*Random person is someone like Egypt/Denmark/Estonia

The smuttier the better Anon <3 *Goes to fill requests*

Re: O America~

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America is the bicycle little black dress of the English speaking fandom and he gets the most because of that. xD


Snack food...because I think I'm hungry...

(Anonymous) 2010-02-05 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
(I feel so ashamed for requesting. The part just opened and 9 has so many unfilled requests. ;-;)

I'd like to see two nations bonding over their traditional or favourite snack foods. This somehow leads to fluffy cuddling or smut. If filler anon doesn't want to take it that way, I'd love a good friendship fic.

I'd prefer Nyotalia or a het with a canon female character. No real pairing preference, though Nyotalia China/Russia would be love (I also like Korea/Belarus and Austria/Hungary). I also heart obscure pairings with all my heart.


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Pasta covered in tomato sauce showing its love to wurst, by wrapping itself around it. GERITA food love!
recaptcha: jeered be, please no, I tried


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