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Save Us, Giant-American-Man! [4a/?]
(Anonymous) 2009-12-11 06:03 am (UTC)(link)Chapters 1-3: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=19939536#t19939536
Prompt: America is turned into a 50 foot tall giant. Hilarity ensues.
Sorry for the very belated update, but real life is a bitch. :'(
I promise updates will be more constant now.
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Chapter Four: Look On the Bright Side
The next day finally arrived, but the hard part was not yet over. Now, Arthur had to confront Alfred, and was very scared, and for good reason.
"Look, Arthur, as long as you remain calm, he'll listen to your reasoning," Gordon Brown told his nation.
Arthur was so nervous and angrily answered, "Are you crazy?! He's going to squish me like a bug the first chance he gets, and that's if I'm lucky!"
"Just don't let him see your fear," Brown tried to reassure him. As soon as the door opened and Brown saw the tip of Alfred's enormous toes, he turned to Arthur with a grim look on his face and said, "Good luck."
It didn't do a thing to alleviate Arthur's anxiety, but he knew he had to do this. With that, he swallowed his pride, and walked up to Alfred, who was being kept company by the other Nations.
Upon seeing Arthur finally came, Alfred's face twisted into a rather sick grin. That smile across his face reminded Arthur vaguely of Ivan. As did his tone of voice.
"Hello, Arthur," Alfred drawled. Everyone else gulped, both a little scared and curious as to what Alfred was going to do next. They all moved to a safer area where they could watch the action.
Alfred then grabbed Arthur, trying to be as careful as he could so as to not crush him. Alfred brought Arthur up to his face, his eyes glowing with such rage, it burned a hole into Arthur.
Alfred sounded calm as he said, "Now give me one damn good reason why I shouldn't pop your head off like an overgrown zit, Artie."
Save Us, Giant-American-Man! [4b/?]
(Anonymous) 2009-12-11 06:10 am (UTC)(link)Alfred’s glare, if possible, grew harsher. "Don't even bother to!" he screamed, flailing. "According to the others, you tried to shrink me down, and the only reason I grew huge was due to some weird backfiring. I'm pretty sure if you even try to reverse this, you'd only end up making it worse, like turning me inside-out or something!"
As he ranted, Alfred was shaking Arthur around; his amplified screams felt like a typhoon was sweeping over Arthur and the volume hurt his ears.
Ivan tried to stifle a giggle, chortling, "Now that's something I'd like to see."
The others flinched, as the visualization of that made their stomachs turn.
"So why did you do this to me in the first place, huh?" Alfred asked.
Arthur's head was spinning as he asked back, "Didn't they already tell you?"
"I wanted to hear it from you."
Arthur gulped and answered, "Well, you remember that argument we had at the last meeting?" Alfred nodded. Arthur continued, "Well, I decided to teach you a lesson in humility, so I tried to shrink you down, but it backfired, and the rest is history."
Alfred only became angrier, "So you tried to shrink me down to the size of an ant just because I called you an uptight grouch with a ten foot pole up his butt and that I was stronger than you?"
Arthur could only nod, and Alfred continued, "And you thought that gave you the right to mess with me like this?!" Alfred started shaking Arthur around some more, his grip getting just a little tighter.
Arthur attempted to reason, "Well, I was the one who raised you - I'm supposed to punish you right?"
Matthew yelled out from below, "Um, newsflash Arthur: you haven't been directly responsible for Alfred for over two centuries!"
"He is right you know!" Francis followed up.
"I have to agree with him too!" Obama hollered.
Arthur felt completely dejected. "Damn it, is no one going to at least defend me?!"
Everyone else looked at each other and in unison, answered, "No!"
Alfred added, "But don't worry Arthur, I won't kill you for this."
Arthur looked hopeful. "You won't?"
"Nah. However, you do owe me big time for this! And I mean, big time! No pun intended, of course," Alfred replied.
Arthur gulped. Whatever it was Alfred would make him do, Arthur knew he would not like it.
Ludwig barked, "So if America refuses to let you reverse this, then how is he going to get back to his normal size, England?"
Arthur tried to dig through his brain for remedies and whatnot. It wasn't an easy task, though, as his head felt foggy and was pounding with pain as his ears rang from the loudness of Alfred's yelling. He could only answer, "Well, the spell could eventually wear off. Although how long it could actually take is something even I'm not completely sure of. Perhaps a week at best."
No one liked the sound of this.
Yao flipped, "So we're going to have to deal with this giant Alfred for an entire week until he finally gets back to normal, aru?!"
"Yeah, pretty much..." Arthur replied.
Everyone collectively shared the same feeling of complete and utter dread. Arthur had no clue how long it would be until Alfred was back to normal (although he predicted it could at least be a week until Alfred was back to his regular size), and then there was the fact that they had to deal with a gigantic Alfred.
This was going to be a very long week...
Save Us, Giant-American-Man! [4c/?]
(Anonymous) 2009-12-11 06:16 am (UTC)(link)The Obama administration managed to convince the public that Alfred had been hit by a strange comet carrying odd particles that caused him to grow and as of now, scientists were working around the clock to find a cure. They assured the people it would be at least a week, so they could continue on with their normal lives and not worry. The public, having more important things to worry about, bought the explanation, mostly hoping their tax dollars weren't going to taking care of the giant-man.
But many of the challenges still were present. For one thing, Alfred was still wearing the same clothes he had on since his growth spurt. They were getting dirty, and the fact that Alfred was prancing around more than half-naked was embarrassing. Not so much for Alfred, who learned to kind of deal with it, but for everyone else.
When confronted about the issue of his clothes, Alfred yelled, "Then how about you try to expand them?!" His screams were like a harsh wind whipping at them, and the loudness reverberated through the air, almost knocking them off their feet.
Clearly, he still felt mortified, but was trying to look on the bright side of things, whatever they were.
Thankfully, Sasha and Malia weren't too scared off by Dad's aide/their playmate's growth spurt. In fact, they thought he looked pretty awesome, and they were the ones who suggested the whole hero thing in the first place.
As of now, Alfred was giving Malia, Sasha and their friends the ride of their lives. They were all tied to Alfred's hair, riding as he simply walked around. Being fifty feet high, with the wind blowing in their hair, the kids were having the time of their lives.
Obama could swear he saw new grey hairs popping up with each passing hour. Alfred would never intentionally harm anyone, but that didn't stop him from worrying.
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"There it is, Master! Planet Earth, all ripe for the taking!" a lackey pointed out to the screen showcasing the blue planet.
This "Master" had a small smile curling up his lip. "Yes," his deep voice reverberated through the walls of their ship. "All mine for the taking."
The day of reckoning was upon those poor little Earthlings. They wouldn't know what hit them...
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Uh-oh, the villains have finally arrived! D:
Stay tuned for what happens next!
OP~
(Anonymous) 2009-12-11 07:40 am (UTC)(link)Poor nervous Papa-bama. And of course Alfred, always the optimist would make the best out of this situation. (LOL America holding England made me think of King Kong! Arthur makes such an amazingly awkward damsel!)
Re: Save Us, Giant-American-Man! [4c/?]
(Anonymous) 2009-12-11 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)HOLY SHIT! You and this fill are amazing!!! Haha, these invaders are in for quite the surprise...
Re: Save Us, Giant-American-Man! [4c/?]
(Anonymous) 2009-12-14 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)Oooh! Aliens? Is Tony somehow going to be worked in there? Like, is he one of the invaders, and he befriends the Ginormican?
Re: Save Us, Giant-American-Man! [4c/?]
(Anonymous) 2009-12-15 04:40 am (UTC)(link)