HETALIA KINK MEME PART 3

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America huskily grunted as he penetrated his American cock in England's tight tunnel. He thrusted in delight hearing his lover's begging for more for his huge dick.

"Yes you like my statue of liberty, don't you bitch?"

"Oh America," England cried out "I love how you fuck my arsehole. Please, fill it with your American cum!"

Like a glorious soldier on a mighty white stallion, America ejaculated his semen into England's most secret depths. Like a windmill, he blasted the wind out of his lover.
England could only scream and shed grateful tears for the best fuck he ever received for centuries. The end.

America clicked on the reply button to submit his fill to the international porn challenge. He only had to wait for a few minutes until his inbox was flooded.


"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU GITFACE

Fuck you,
-England"


"This piece of shit was so horrible that I'll be crying forever. Don't quit your day job. On second thought, please do, you failure.

Still crying,
-Prussia"


"ur ficcie was so hawttt. It taught me lots of things about sex cuz I'm still a virgin hehe. Teh last bit was touching ;_;

squee~,
-Italy"


"What.

Requesting for a scientific answer,
-Germany"


"Windmills do not work that way!!!

-Belgium"


"No offense, but you really need to get laid

Seriously,
-Greece"


"If I will never be able to get it up again, I'm blaming your libido-murdering story and then I'm gonna CUT YOU.

Die,
-Turkey"


"My my, America. You really shouldn't be promoting unprotected sex, you know. Unless you have finally given up on finding those extra-small condoms.

kolkolkolkol,
-Russia"


"How? Oh distant and uncaring God, how can You allow this filthy terror to find purchase on a fertile earth?!

Dying inside,
-Belarus"


"Needs more tentacles.

Love,
-Japan A reader."


"ALDKFJLSDJ.

Oh. My. God.

Totally de-lurking to comment on this.

Oh the SMUT I friggin' love you.

Amour,
-France"

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HA

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ha..ha..HAHAHA!!! brb rotflmao forever

BRB dying of laughter

[(Anonymous)]

OH GOD, I LOVE THIS MEME. WHAT THE SHIT, THIS IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS.

FUCK, MY STOMACH IS HURTING.

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BEST. COMMENTBOX'D. RESPONSE. EVER.

You, sir, winz teh internet! XDD

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/DEAD

YOU WIN EVERYTHING SFDLKJJKLFSLKJFLS

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ASDFGHJKL OH GAWD ANON ILUFOREVER~ ROFL.

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"Anon, I think I died a little.

Like, totally LOL'ing,
-Anon"

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OH I KNEW LURKING HERE WOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY AWFUL DAY BUT.

OH ANON, YOU. YOU. YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD WHEN THE ONLY THING I WANTED TO DO WAS LIE IN BED AND SLEEP FOREVER

sklfdskfnhl THANK YOU.

/brb LOLing forever

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"Windmills do not work that way!!!" and "libido-murdering story "

Best lines ever. Srsly. XDDD Kink meme needs to have more crack fics!

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OH GOD I HURT I CAN'T BREATHE YES

ANON ILU LONG TIEM

(reCaptcha says "in Caldwell" - sounds like a perfect place to consummate our union! :D)

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I LOLED SO HARD
JAPAN IS THE BEST ONE

LOLING FOREVER

[(Anonymous)]

I'M DYING (happily)

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WIN.

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WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

thank fuck nobody is home or they would wonder why I just started LAUGHING

dear beautiful anon, please, please don't ever change

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...what is this I don't even

My face hurts. I love you anon. Like. A lot. I LOVE YOU THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT THING EVER WHAT.

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AHAHAHAHAH AWESOME.

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You know what the best part was? The fact that America actually ended it with 'the end.' That's just brilliant. No one does that anymore.

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THIS.
OH GOD, THIS.
ANON, YOU ROCK SO HARD. >XD

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ADF[JADSF'AH;AD'G;ASF;SDFHASFHRPAF T 24
OH GOD.

I SWEAR, THAT MADE MY DAY.
i feel like an idiot sitting here and laughing at my laptop.
BUT I FUCKING LOVE IT.

OH GOD, RUSSIAS, BELGIUM, TURKEYY.

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Fucking hilarious.

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OMG, this is the best fic ever.
Where's the first commenter (i.e. France), i would like to hear his/her opinion???

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Oh god I laughed so hard I peed myself a little.

Japan and Turkey.

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*insert keysmash here*

ANON. YOU WIN THE INTERNET.

omg Japan XDDDD

*rocking back and forth dying of laughter*

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I'm sorry, I think I just woke up my whole house.

Utter brilliance. I still can't breathe... it's been, like, what ten minutes OHFUCK.