Spain/his kids, breakup, aka Latin America Independence, Hetalia Version!
One day around 1810 our dear Antonio begins to receive letters in the line of "Because of mistreatment, abandon, reckless sacking of my house, being too smoochy with France, and having forgot my name in the last family party, I declare My Independence of You. Nice Tomatoes. Signed: your ex-boy-toychild. PS: attached to this is my people Independence Bill". He obviously doesn't take it well and immediately goes to try to do amends, only to find a bunch of angry teens with spears and guns. Cue mutual beatings, seduction attempts, insults, back-stabbings, house braking and the like.
Bonus points if any of this appears: * Romano's snarks "I told you this was going to happen!", and/or Portugal scolding "That's because you had too many kids; my OWN ward wouldn't do that to me!" (cue foreshadowing) * The Continental Latin Countries are all "What, you declared independence too?", and being not very coordinated (or friendly) among them. * Any mention to La Gran Colombia, that ill-fated Commonwealth-like attempt of Venezuela, Colombia (with chibi!Panama), Ecuador, Perú and what would become Bolivia to live in the same house. * Venezuela as a girl, and/or being an attention whore of the same caliber that USA. * UK helping the independents, under the feeling "Now Spain's going to taste the same suffering I had." * Spain eventually having to remember some of "his kids" names, because of how each one have scarred him in a way or another.
Naming choices and sexing levels are up to you, Anons. I'd like it silly, or at least bittersweet, but that's up to you also.
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(Anonymous) 2009-03-05 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)One day around 1810 our dear Antonio begins to receive letters in the line of "Because of mistreatment, abandon, reckless sacking of my house, being too smoochy with France, and having forgot my name in the last family party, I declare My Independence of You. Nice Tomatoes. Signed: your ex-
boy-toychild. PS: attached to this is my people Independence Bill". He obviously doesn't take it well and immediately goes to try to do amends, only to find a bunch of angry teens with spears and guns. Cue mutual beatings, seduction attempts, insults, back-stabbings, house braking and the like.Bonus points if any of this appears:
* Romano's snarks "I told you this was going to happen!", and/or Portugal scolding "That's because you had too many kids; my OWN ward wouldn't do that to me!" (cue foreshadowing)
* The Continental Latin Countries are all "What, you declared independence too?", and being not very coordinated (or friendly) among them.
* Any mention to La Gran Colombia, that ill-fated Commonwealth-like attempt of Venezuela, Colombia (with chibi!Panama), Ecuador, Perú and what would become Bolivia to live in the same house.
* Venezuela as a girl, and/or being an attention whore of the same caliber that USA.
* UK helping the independents, under the feeling "Now Spain's going to taste the same suffering I had."
* Spain eventually having to remember some of "his kids" names, because of how each one have scarred him in a way or another.
Naming choices and sexing levels are up to you, Anons. I'd like it silly, or at least bittersweet, but that's up to you also.
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(Anonymous) 2009-03-05 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)