I'm not sure what happened. I hope anon enjoys. ---
"Strap ons are best." Elizaveta said firmly.
"No way!" Feliks immediately argued. "You like, can't feel it." One of the strap ons was on the bed they were both sitting on and he nudged it with a toe. There was no way he would actually touch it, he didn’t know where it’d been. “It’s plastic-y and stuff.”
"Well it's not like I have a cock of my own." Elizaveta pouted. She'd had fun being a boy as a kid and then reality had to jump in and ruin it. “Anyway watching someone scream in pleasure can be just as enjoyable.”
Feliks smirked and leaned in. “So you like to watch? Kinky.”
“You wear dresses.” She muttered defensively and blushing because she was a lady and shouldn’t be doing anything that could be called ‘kinky’. Though that never really stopped her.
“That’s different! That’s like something I do.” He straightened, preparing to defend himself further if he had to. “You’ve done it before!”
She smiled sweetly and kissed his cheek. “I’m a girl. I’m supposed to be wearing the dress.” Something in her smile might have turned evil but Feliks couldn’t pinpoint what exactly so just shifted backwards slightly. “So is there anything you do that’s just for sex?”
Feliks leaned in closer and cupped his hands around her ear. “Food.”
She blinked in surprise and pulled away to give him a confused look. “Food.” She repeated.
“Like – like pocky!” He stammered. “Watching Liet eat pocky.”
“Does he wrap his lips around it slooowly and suck until all the chocolate’s gone?”
“…sometimes.” He mumbled. “What kinks do you have? Austria’s into all kinds of kinky stuff isn’t he!”
Elizaveta grinned smugly and flicked her hair over her shoulder, leaving Feliks waiting for an answer. “Roderich likes it when I take control. Have you ever tied Liet up?”
“No but once we like played teacher and naughty student.” Feliks was grinning now, thinking that he’d one upped the gay porn fangirl.
“Sex in the woods less then a mile from an enemy camp.” She shot back, rising to the challenge.
“Yuck. Sex at an opera.”
“But that’s like blasphemy! It better not have been one of Roderich’s.”
“I was bored.”
“Heathen. Sex in a church.”
“And you call me blasphemous?!” Feliks paused and looked at her consideringly. “Who with?”
Elizaveta leaned back into a pillow with a sly grin. “The priest.”
Feliks’ jaw dropped. “No way.”
“I dressed up as an angel once with Roderich, even though the sweet innocent role is kind of boring. He liked it so it was worth it.”
“You two have weird sex.”
She reached up to pat his shoulder. “Toys. Use toys.” She made herself more comfortable on the bed so she wasn’t straining her neck to look up at Feliks.
“Like dildos and things?” He toed the strap on again. “I like have my own and it’s real.”
“You could use cock rings or vibrators.” Thoughtfully she chewed on her lower lip. “Maybe beads? Those always make Roderich squirm.”
Feliks clapped his hands over his ears. “Ew! I don’t want to know what you two do in detail!!”
Elizaveta laughed and launched herself at him, trying to force the hands away from his head. “There was one time –“
“Lalalala!”
“Roderich let me put him in a collar and –“
Roderich stared at the two from the doorway, hand half raised to knock and get their attention. He let his hand drop and without a word turned around and walked away. He really didn’t want to know. Behind him he could hear Elizaveta yell ‘and it felt so good’ followed by a loud oomph and seconds later Feliks dashed past him. He rubbed tiredly at his eyes, not even sure how he ended up in this situation. When Elizaveta ran down the hallway as well, smiling widely and yelling for Feliks, Roderich turned around and headed in the opposite direction.
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Exposing Conversation
(Anonymous) 2009-01-21 05:14 am (UTC)(link)---
"Strap ons are best." Elizaveta said firmly.
"No way!" Feliks immediately argued. "You like, can't feel it." One of the strap ons was on the bed they were both sitting on and he nudged it with a toe. There was no way he would actually touch it, he didn’t know where it’d been. “It’s plastic-y and stuff.”
"Well it's not like I have a cock of my own." Elizaveta pouted. She'd had fun being a boy as a kid and then reality had to jump in and ruin it. “Anyway watching someone scream in pleasure can be just as enjoyable.”
Feliks smirked and leaned in. “So you like to watch? Kinky.”
“You wear dresses.” She muttered defensively and blushing because she was a lady and shouldn’t be doing anything that could be called ‘kinky’. Though that never really stopped her.
“That’s different! That’s like something I do.” He straightened, preparing to defend himself further if he had to. “You’ve done it before!”
She smiled sweetly and kissed his cheek. “I’m a girl. I’m supposed to be wearing the dress.” Something in her smile might have turned evil but Feliks couldn’t pinpoint what exactly so just shifted backwards slightly. “So is there anything you do that’s just for sex?”
Feliks leaned in closer and cupped his hands around her ear. “Food.”
She blinked in surprise and pulled away to give him a confused look. “Food.” She repeated.
“Like – like pocky!” He stammered. “Watching Liet eat pocky.”
“Does he wrap his lips around it slooowly and suck until all the chocolate’s gone?”
“…sometimes.” He mumbled. “What kinks do you have? Austria’s into all kinds of kinky stuff isn’t he!”
Elizaveta grinned smugly and flicked her hair over her shoulder, leaving Feliks waiting for an answer. “Roderich likes it when I take control. Have you ever tied Liet up?”
“No but once we like played teacher and naughty student.” Feliks was grinning now, thinking that he’d one upped the gay porn fangirl.
“Sex in the woods less then a mile from an enemy camp.” She shot back, rising to the challenge.
“Yuck. Sex at an opera.”
“But that’s like blasphemy! It better not have been one of Roderich’s.”
“I was bored.”
“Heathen. Sex in a church.”
“And you call me blasphemous?!” Feliks paused and looked at her consideringly. “Who with?”
Elizaveta leaned back into a pillow with a sly grin. “The priest.”
Feliks’ jaw dropped. “No way.”
“I dressed up as an angel once with Roderich, even though the sweet innocent role is kind of boring. He liked it so it was worth it.”
“You two have weird sex.”
She reached up to pat his shoulder. “Toys. Use toys.” She made herself more comfortable on the bed so she wasn’t straining her neck to look up at Feliks.
“Like dildos and things?” He toed the strap on again. “I like have my own and it’s real.”
“You could use cock rings or vibrators.” Thoughtfully she chewed on her lower lip. “Maybe beads? Those always make Roderich squirm.”
Feliks clapped his hands over his ears. “Ew! I don’t want to know what you two do in detail!!”
Elizaveta laughed and launched herself at him, trying to force the hands away from his head. “There was one time –“
“Lalalala!”
“Roderich let me put him in a collar and –“
Roderich stared at the two from the doorway, hand half raised to knock and get their attention. He let his hand drop and without a word turned around and walked away. He really didn’t want to know. Behind him he could hear Elizaveta yell ‘and it felt so good’ followed by a loud oomph and seconds later Feliks dashed past him. He rubbed tiredly at his eyes, not even sure how he ended up in this situation. When Elizaveta ran down the hallway as well, smiling widely and yelling for Feliks, Roderich turned around and headed in the opposite direction.
Re: Exposing Conversation
(Anonymous) 2009-01-21 08:14 am (UTC)(link)Maybe beads? Those always make Roderich squirm. oh dear good... *___*
Re: Exposing Conversation
(Anonymous) 2009-01-21 08:16 am (UTC)(link)my brain is melted by the hotness of this fic XD
Re: Exposing Conversation
(Anonymous) 2009-01-21 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)Re: Exposing Conversation
(Anonymous) 2009-01-22 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)Austria and Hungary being the kinky ones. Oooooh yes, do want.
Re: Exposing Conversation
(Anonymous) 2009-02-11 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)