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Sweden/Switzerland/Finland. Seducing Switzerland. DO IT.
Alright, If you've seen that one Bible Black episode, you should Know what I'm talking about.
Anyone! (preferrably Russia or Germany) Gun!fucking Switzerland? With his finger on the trigger...
DO IT FOR ME ANON! DO IT.
Anyone! (preferrably Russia or Germany) Gun!fucking Switzerland? With his finger on the trigger...
DO IT FOR ME ANON! DO IT.
It has probably become clear to the anons of ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
hetalia_kink that our dear Canada has an identity problem. Is he moe? Is he manly? British? American? Anything-But-American? Well, he's certainly Canadian but what does that even mean?!
This anon would like someone to write fic where Matthew is confronted with his identity crisis. Go about it however you will; make it angst, crack, what have you. The request is completely open to however you want to interpret "Canadian identity crisis". And because this is a continual theme of Canadian history, adopt it to any time period you please!
hetalia_kink that our dear Canada has an identity problem. Is he moe? Is he manly? British? American? Anything-But-American? Well, he's certainly Canadian but what does that even mean?!This anon would like someone to write fic where Matthew is confronted with his identity crisis. Go about it however you will; make it angst, crack, what have you. The request is completely open to however you want to interpret "Canadian identity crisis". And because this is a continual theme of Canadian history, adopt it to any time period you please!
I'm sure that several people have had this thought/seen this picture/comic, et cetera.
-Alfred and Arthur get into a fight.
-Arthur goes and gets drunk.
-Drunk!Angry/Upset!Arthur goes and has sex with Francis to get back at Alfred.
Pleeeeaaase, anons?
if Alfred and Arthur make up in the end with regrets about drunk sex with Francis (sorry Francis, I love US/UK too much!)
-Alfred and Arthur get into a fight.
-Arthur goes and gets drunk.
-Drunk!Angry/Upset!Arthur goes and has sex with Francis to get back at Alfred.
Pleeeeaaase, anons?
if Alfred and Arthur make up in the end with regrets about drunk sex with Francis (sorry Francis, I love US/UK too much!)
Hey.
You know how in Germany's profile, it says all his anger and frustration comes out when he's had a few?
Yeah, let's have some frustrated, angry, up against the wall rough Germany/Italy.
Whether it's make-up hate/lovesex after a fight or just Germany going "Bitch you is mine." is up to the writer.
You know how in Germany's profile, it says all his anger and frustration comes out when he's had a few?
Yeah, let's have some frustrated, angry, up against the wall rough Germany/Italy.
Whether it's make-up hate/lovesex after a fight or just Germany going "Bitch you is mine." is up to the writer.
Turkey/Greece beauty
Turkey POV
Turkey admires Greece classical beauty, mythological mentionsif possible
no smut intendedbut pervy inner thoughts are welcome XD
human names
please, anon!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *^*
Turkey POV
Turkey admires Greece classical beauty, mythological mentions
no smut intended
human names
please, anon!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *^*
South Italy/anyone (preferably Spain, but I don't really mind)
Romano being caught dancing the Tarantella (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarantella). Smut, gen, fluff, I'm not bothered. I'd just really like to see this.
A couple of sources claim that the dance was also danced (fff) to "cure" someone of unrequited love. Take that as you will.
Romano being caught dancing the Tarantella (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarantella). Smut, gen, fluff, I'm not bothered. I'd just really like to see this.
A couple of sources claim that the dance was also danced (fff) to "cure" someone of unrequited love. Take that as you will.
China/Korea. China finally gets fed up with Korea's antics and tops the hell out of him. Extra cookies for orgasm denial.
Human names preferred, but please work with whatever you're comfortable with. |DDD
Human names preferred, but please work with whatever you're comfortable with. |DDD
Sort of been done before, but Russia and America playing dark, dangerous Russian Roulette. Maybe in bed; up to you, Anon...
But one of them should die.
Dark, twisty, twisty, dark.
But one of them should die.
Dark, twisty, twisty, dark.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_Crisis
Canadanons (or anyone else who knows about the FLQ), DO THIS. I picture Matthew splitting personalities, paranoid, aggressive (War Measures Act, y'all).
Fit in Trudeau's legendary "Just watch me."
(Also: it's said that Charles de Gaulle's speech--"Vive le Québec Libre"--incited a lot of the drama. Bring Francis in. And maybe Arthur and Al--Nixon and Trudeau did NOT get along)
Canadanons (or anyone else who knows about the FLQ), DO THIS. I picture Matthew splitting personalities, paranoid, aggressive (War Measures Act, y'all).
Fit in Trudeau's legendary "Just watch me."
(Also: it's said that Charles de Gaulle's speech--"Vive le Québec Libre"--incited a lot of the drama. Bring Francis in. And maybe Arthur and Al--Nixon and Trudeau did NOT get along)
North Italy/Pasta , based on "Music is my Boyfriend (Hot Hot Sex)", but replacing the word 'music' with 'pasta'.
Something like this:
"From all the drugs the one I like more is pasta
From all the junks the one I need more is pasta
From all the boys the one I take home is pasta
From all the ladies the one I kiss is pasta (muah!)"
((It'd be a total rocker if there was smut in this XD))
Something like this:
"From all the drugs the one I like more is pasta
From all the junks the one I need more is pasta
From all the boys the one I take home is pasta
From all the ladies the one I kiss is pasta (muah!)"
((It'd be a total rocker if there was smut in this XD))
Sweden/Finland + UK + Sealand, in which a grumpy UK goes to the scandinavian husband and wife to complain about their son's behavior. Make whatever you want of it, anon, I leave the rest up to you!
America -> England <- France: The Eiffel Tower
"A sexual act that requires two guys, one chick, and one other unfortunate soul. The chick bends over and one guy takes her from behind, while the other puts it in her mouth and then the two guys give a high five (or high ten), giving the illusion of the Eiffel Tower. The unfortunate soul is there to take the picture. No one will believe you if you don't have the proof."
But... you know, replace the word "chick" with ENGLAND.
Maybe Canada can be the "unfortunate soul"? Or even be voyeur while taking the picture... I'm not picky.
"A sexual act that requires two guys, one chick, and one other unfortunate soul. The chick bends over and one guy takes her from behind, while the other puts it in her mouth and then the two guys give a high five (or high ten), giving the illusion of the Eiffel Tower. The unfortunate soul is there to take the picture. No one will believe you if you don't have the proof."
But... you know, replace the word "chick" with ENGLAND.
Maybe Canada can be the "unfortunate soul"? Or even be voyeur while taking the picture... I'm not picky.
Russia raping, or just having sex with Latvia and Sealand catches them
Germany/ShamWow - YOU KNOW THOSE GERMANS MAKE GREAT STUFF
Or perhaps using a ShamWow during sex. Anon is feeling uninspired tonight.
Or perhaps using a ShamWow during sex. Anon is feeling uninspired tonight.
Russia/America
Russia visits America during his (America's) winter and keeps him "warm." Sex by a fireplace, if possible.
Russia visits America during his (America's) winter and keeps him "warm." Sex by a fireplace, if possible.
America/Lithuania
Lithuania in the kitchen. On his knees. Sucking off America.
Lithuania in the kitchen. On his knees. Sucking off America.
Estonia/Lithuania - Brotherly concern, arguing with Liet about how he should resist Russia's (sexual) advances more than he does, Liet being defensive and upset about it. Tone is up to anons, whether Liet defends his actions because he has no choice, or whether he's actually fallen for Russia in a way.
As this is a kink meme, well, if Estonia's harboring a bit of angsty brother complex I'm all for that as well~
Please don't to be making Liet!anon/OP fill this herself!
As this is a kink meme, well, if Estonia's harboring a bit of angsty brother complex I'm all for that as well~
Please don't to be making Liet!anon/OP fill this herself!
America/anyone...
Use of the catchphrase from ANTP "Wanna be on top?" XD
hahahaha...*Is shot*
Use of the catchphrase from ANTP "Wanna be on top?" XD
hahahaha...*Is shot*
Canada/America
America is emotionally wounded and seeks comfort from Canada.
America is emotionally wounded and seeks comfort from Canada.
Canada/UK (in the order, please)
Arthur gets turned on by Matthew's attitude during a hockey game and drags him off to the bathrooms for sex in the middle of the game.
Bonus if Matthew teases Arthur as revenge for interrupting his watching hockey.
Arthur gets turned on by Matthew's attitude during a hockey game and drags him off to the bathrooms for sex in the middle of the game.
Bonus if Matthew teases Arthur as revenge for interrupting his watching hockey.
anyone/America (in that order)
The other nations are fed up with America and his attitude and some decide to punish him.
The other nations are fed up with America and his attitude and some decide to punish him.
JAPAN/KOREA
Korea is butthurt
Korea is butthurt
France/UK, a fantasy/generic RPG-esque AU. Bonus points if Arthur is some kind of Paladin and Francis is some kind of rouge.
France/Canada
Teaching Matthew the art of beautiful skin.
Smut not really intended, but hey, up to the author's discretion. Human names plz.
:D
Smut not really intended, but hey, up to the author's discretion. Human names plz.
:D
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