Five minutes later in the bathroom… “You think anyone heard us?” A black-haired nation gasped as his companion trailed hot kisses and licks down his exposed chest.
“Who cares?” A sleepy voice responded, taking a taut nipple into his mouth. “You and your Skytree put on quite the show.”
The other nation’s retort was drowned out by moans as his brunet lover slipped a tan hand between his legs and squeezed. “Ah…” He was cut off again by his favorite pair of lips capturing his in a wet kiss.
His partner pulled back, smiling lazily as he brushed sweaty hair from his forehead. “Besides, I know how much you adore my mast…”
“Don’t forget about those, ah, power stations…”
End.
Some Author Notes: *There are several masts in the UK that are taller than Big Ben, which is now officially known as the Elizabeth Tower, but I doubt France would know that. The Shard is the tallest building, but wasn’t completed until 2012 and in the context of this story France and Britain were together and broken up long before that.
*Tour CN, or CN Tower in English, is the tallest building in Canada.
*Russia’s “tower” is Mercury City Tower, which, though still under construction, is currently the tallest building in Europe. (Fun Fact: Moscow contains most of the tallest buildings of Europe. *wink*)
*Sky Tower is the tallest building in Poland. Oh, Lithuania, you dirty boy.
*Lady Liberty was a gift to the US from France – and was coincidentally designed by Eiffel. *double wink*
*The buildings/monuments America lists after the Statue of Liberty were at one point the world’s tallest. The US has a freaking ton of masts taller than these, but most are going to know these more than the KVLT-TV mast (the tallest structure in the US period) – I know I did.
*I’m a Chicago gal, so the whatever-it-is-now Tower will always be the Sears Tower in my head…I’d like to think most people didn’t realize the name change or just choose to ignore it. XD
*Three guesses which couple is doing it in the restroom. Hint: They both love cats.
*Author is too sleepy to be concerned with wrong facts or mistakes. The story is still funny, right?
Indecent Architecture bonus + author's notes
“You think anyone heard us?” A black-haired nation gasped as his companion trailed hot kisses and licks down his exposed chest.
“Who cares?” A sleepy voice responded, taking a taut nipple into his mouth. “You and your Skytree put on quite the show.”
The other nation’s retort was drowned out by moans as his brunet lover slipped a tan hand between his legs and squeezed. “Ah…” He was cut off again by his favorite pair of lips capturing his in a wet kiss.
His partner pulled back, smiling lazily as he brushed sweaty hair from his forehead. “Besides, I know how much you adore my mast…”
“Don’t forget about those, ah, power stations…”
End.
Some Author Notes:
*There are several masts in the UK that are taller than Big Ben, which is now officially known as the Elizabeth Tower, but I doubt France would know that. The Shard is the tallest building, but wasn’t completed until 2012 and in the context of this story France and Britain were together and broken up long before that.
*Tour CN, or CN Tower in English, is the tallest building in Canada.
*Russia’s “tower” is Mercury City Tower, which, though still under construction, is currently the tallest building in Europe. (Fun Fact: Moscow contains most of the tallest buildings of Europe. *wink*)
*Sky Tower is the tallest building in Poland. Oh, Lithuania, you dirty boy.
*Lady Liberty was a gift to the US from France – and was coincidentally designed by Eiffel. *double wink*
*The buildings/monuments America lists after the Statue of Liberty were at one point the world’s tallest. The US has a freaking ton of masts taller than these, but most are going to know these more than the KVLT-TV mast (the tallest structure in the US period) – I know I did.
*I’m a Chicago gal, so the whatever-it-is-now Tower will always be the Sears Tower in my head…I’d like to think most people didn’t realize the name change or just choose to ignore it. XD
*Three guesses which couple is doing it in the restroom. Hint: They both love cats.
*Author is too sleepy to be concerned with wrong facts or mistakes. The story is still funny, right?