I'd like a humorous fill about Italy confronting Canada on the recent "Pastagate" uproar in Quebec, which is explained here:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2013/02/20/montreal-language-pasta-translation.html?autoplay=true

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/21/pastagate-buonanotte-restaurant-quebec-menu_n_2733933.html

But basically, Quebec's language watchdog demanded a chic Montreal Italian restaurant change its menu because Italian words such as "pasta" were too predominant.

Bonus: France notes that even he doesn't require such things.

Bonus 2: America chimes in with his Louisiana view of the French language.