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Hetalia kink meme part 22

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Ensemble, performing actions on "Skippy's List".

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Stuff involving the events on Skippy's List: http://skippyslist.com/list/ Not, I emphasise, those "things X can't do" lists; I want characters actually doing the things on the original list. Using "I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead" as a cadence sounds very much like an England thing, and I kind of see both him and Russia, or possibly Italy and/or Prussia, doing the "two drink limit" ones. And does it make me a terrible person that I see Japan doing #98? Also, it wasn't actually part of the list, but I do like the idea of someone doing the "Cephalopod Surprise".

Sweden/Finland/Russia - leading to a polyamorous relationship

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweden and Finland are a couple, but they're both secretly attracted to Russia but try to keep it a secret from each other because they think the other would be hurt/disgusted/angry. Meanwhile, Russia has feelings for them both, but he tries to hide it because he sees how happy Sweden and Finland are together and doesn't want to get between them.

Something happens. The three get together.

Bonus: flashbacks to shared history

Bonus 2: the other Nordics are at first wary of Russia joining their social circle

Any/Liechtenstein - Liechtenstein's looks are a problem

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Liechtenstein is a pretty old nation, but she still looks like a young girl. She falls in love with someone but that someone is a little freaked out/not attracted to her because she looks so young. Or maybe Liechtenstein's feelings are brushed off as a schoolgirl crush when she in actuality feels like a woman, even if she doesn't look like one.

Whether she actually gets together with anyone in the story is up to A!A.

FrUK- Stripper in a cake

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur's buddies at Gakuen Hetalia decide to surprise and cheer him up one day, and give him a birthday cake. But this birthday cake is a special birthday cake! You ask why exactly? It has the bonus of naked Francis in it! XD
Arthur gets pissed, but Francis manages to seduce him and win his heart. He is a true French lover after all ^^U

Bonus.: Arthur licks frosting off of Francis's naked bod!

China and Dragon, happy fluff/comedy.

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
The two fics significantly featuring Dragon on the meme are astoundingly angsty (speaking of which, if "Frail"'s writer's reading this, any chance of an update?) so I wanna see him and China being happy. Maybe sharing a pot of tea and having a nice conversation. Plotting the overthrow of the upstart humans? Fandom needs a lot more Dragon.

USxUK: Rimming and fingered

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I kindly ask for something hot with Alfred being rimmed and fingered by Arthur!

Bonus 1: Arthur calls him pet names like "cutie" "baby".

Bonus 2: Alfred returns the favor. He makes Arthur cry from a big orgasm, but those are manly tears because it's so good^^

Ger/Ita - Germany comforts Italy

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen fics where Italy comforts Germany after he's had a rough day, but for once, I'd like to see the reverse. I'd love to read something where, after Italy's had a bad day, Germany is the one to comfort Italy instead. In his own, awkward way of course.

Bonus - Germany does it without being prompted.

Turkey/Cameroon - frot after werstling

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Wrestling is a famous traditional sport in both Cameroon (prominent in initiation rites) and Turkey (yağlı güreş).

The two of them see each other as an ideal opponent to test their strength and decide to have a match. But things get heated between them at some point during it...

Bonus if they keep 'wrestling' during the sex.

China/South Korea, rape. In that order.

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
China is so completely sick of Korea harassing him he decides to "give him what he wants", and refuses to let him back out, verbally degrading him and beating the everloving hell out of him when he tries to resist or run. Korea does NOT enjoy this; he's left betrayed and broken and injured to the point of barely being able to walk. I'd actually much prefer a fic focusing on the leadup and aftermath than the actual act, but make it clear what's going on. (Oh God I feel awful for this, I like China as a good guy and Korea is technically jailbait, but honestly I'm amazed I've never seen this before and Korea would be so adorable if he was utterly miserable ...)

Bonus; the only person even remotely sympathetic afterwards is North Korea, who still hates South's guts but never wanted this to happen to him.

USUK - AU FemaleUK has to pretend to be male

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Idea is inspired by the Korean Drama Coffee Prince.

Human AU where UK is actually a girl who has to act like a boy to earn money/get jobs easily/to work at a place that only takes male workers because she is really poor and has to feed a large family as their elder.

Alfred is UK's boss, who doesn't know the truth but he starts to fall for her. Thinking that he is falling for a male, Alfred becomes angsty, has homophobic thoughts, starts to hate himself and acts callously towards UK because he wants to put the blame on her. You can end it however you want.

UK's female name is Victoria -but she uses Arthur-, she has short hair and has inferiority complex but has a potty mouth, is strong and a punk. Alfred is rich, loved by everyone, but has a nasty side to him, too.

Bonus: Side characters include Prussia and British brothers/sisters.

Russia/Germany- Uniform Kink

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
What can I say? I'm a sucker for classic uniforms from different wars and the like. Plus, I'm a huge fan of RussiaxGermany and one of my favorite things for them is them having a uniform kink.

So yeah, I'd love to see them either dressed in the other's uniform or just in their own from a different time period (it doesn't just have to be WWII). Make me nosebleed anon.

Bonus: They role play a bit >D

2P!Russia/2P!England- Dark Playtime

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
2P!England loves to spend time with 2P!Russia, but what he loves more is when he gets to play with him with knives, hot irons, his special cupcakes, ect. And 2P!Russia is totally fine with this.

Yeah, can you go somewhere with this anon? :3

Bonus: Sex please?
Bonus: The normal England and Russia watch them, make their reactions priceless like a Mastercard

America/Cuba - Meeting on Tumblr

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Cuba and America both use tumblr in their free time, between world meetings and government work and such. They don't know that the other has one, but somehow they wind up following each other and discover that they have lots in common-things like baseball or whatever-and they become friends and start to fall in love with each other, without America realizing that it's Cuba and vice versa.

And then they do find out.

Preferably, I'd like for it to have a happy, fluffy ending.

Bonus: Canada figures it out before either of them is is very amused.

America/Nyo!England - AU - Falling in love with the neighbour

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Very simple request: I'd like to see an AU with Alfred falling madly in love with Female!England (you decide what to call her). I'd like it if she is a bit older than he is. Nerd/dork Alfred is love.

That's it :)

Bonus 1: Alfred is a virgin, Female!England is very much not one.
Bonus 2: Female!England has Canon!England bad temper and foul mouth.

Fem!Prussia/Fem!Austria/Fem!France - threesome

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
(Re-posting because of subject line fail - sorry!)

Yes, so. Lesbian threesome. Please!

Bonus: They are in a polyamorous relationship.

USUK - crossover with Temeraire series

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur is a pirate, who finds and hatches a dragon egg. That baby dragon is Alfred.

Bonus 1: Arthur and Alfred are forced to join the British Aerial Corps.
Bonus 3: Will Laurence and Temeraire!

America/Multiple Englands - Orgy

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
So, America gets one wish from some magical source (whichever you prefer)and he wishes for multiple Englands he's all sorts of horny, okay? He's 19 after all. And he gets his wish. So he finds himself with different kinds of England and all want a piece of him.

Switching is appreciated and I'd rather not ahve shota, please. Teen!England is cool, though.

Bonus: Selfcest
Bonus 2: England finds out.

Any & Ensemble - Private Emails Forwarded to the World

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
So I was rereading an amazing fill and one of the lines in the story talks about how nations do embarrassing situations over the years and one of the examples was private emails forwarded to the world. I think this would be an easy thing to have happen. Run wild anons anything you think fits. I'm a fan of most pairings if you want to go that route (I would prefer no FACE pairings but if they sneak in there that's okay).



Bonus: It's someone unexpected who wrote the email (Germany and Romano come to my mind but feel free to use whoever)

Bonus 2: The only people not surprised are the BTT (hacker!Prussia anyone?)

Bonus 3: To build on bonus 2, to make the nation(s) feel better about their email being accidentally forwarded to the world other emails "anonymously" get leaked. Including some from the BTT (this is supposed to be cheering up not mean spirited please.)

USUK – Ghost falls for someone who can see him

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor Alfred had been stillborn. But he “lived” on afterward as a ghost, appearing to age as he would have if he had lived. The only person who has ever been able to see him is his surviving twin, Matthew. Until Matt (and Al with him) goes off to college (and thank goodness he no longer has to hide his “imaginary friend” from his parents!) and meets fellow student Arthur, who has the gift of Sight and can see ghosts and the like. Alfred, of course, is smitten.

(I think I'd prefer Matt to just not have a relationship to clutter the story up. But if you do want to give him a love life, I rather like him with Francis or Ivan. :) )

Bonus: With permission, Alfred can temporarily possess Matthew to experience sensations he normally can't. So Matt is coerced into... helping with his relationship with Arthur. Matthew, not liking Arthur in that way, is not thrilled about the kissing and hand-holding, and definitely does not want to do anything else...

Japan/Latvia - unrealistic expectations

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Japan and Latvia discuss their very idealistic opinions on love. Whatever else happens is up to you.

Bonus 1: they talk about romance novels and ero games

Bonus 2: they end up writing a doujin together

Prussia attempts to cut the house in half.

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Divorced Man Chops Home In Half": http://news.sky.com/home/article/1255042
This sounds to me like something Prussia would do. So, after a massive argument during which Germany tells Prussia he should move out, the Bad Touch Trio go out drinking, and come back with construction equipment. Since Prussia lives in the basement, he then drunkenly tries to figure out how to take out only the bottom half of the house. Germany, meanwhile, stands back shaking his head, until he realises that Prussia actually is causing serious damage.

everyone - Aslyum AU

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I would very much like to see some completly crazy nations, not nessescerly russie or nations gone yandre, but nations being maniac, bipolar, stuff like that.
Or them being stuck in an aslyum.
Don't care about pairings or names ( but I prefer countrynames if there is no official human name).
Can be crack, sad , dark or even smut whatever A!anon wants it to be, but please no deadfic (implied is okay, though).

Make me happy please!



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England - Baby Royals

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
(If this gets posted twice I'm sorry, my computer screwed up)
This prompt could apply to any country that still has a royal family, but I'd like to see it with England. Obviously, his Royal family is very important to him, and they're some of the few people whose lives he's involved in from the day they're born to the day they die.

So, I imagine that when his royalty is very young, England is always there, wanting to see them and take care of them, a favorite "uncle" and playmate (and we know he loves children from his interactions with little America). I'd like to see flashbacks of him playing with them as kiddies, and his thoughts now as he watches Prince William get married (and his own secret hopes for a baby soon), Prince Harry really grow up as he takes his Commonwealth Tour (and how well he follows his mother's footsteps in charity work), and of course, Queen Elizabeth's Diamond Jubilee.

She's been his queen for 60 years...but once, she was just a laughing toddler that he chased across the lawn.

Bonus: No pairings required, but if there are any, I'd like USUK, and if you can throw in how America would have started to be close to them starting with Prince Charles (who was born after WWII), and is also especially good friends with William and Harry, just not to the extent that England is.
Bonus 2: Queen Elizabeth I - Anything with that one.
Bonus 3: Many British Princes are given the middle name Arthur (including William, Charles, and the Queen's father). I want our Arthur to be a reason for this.

USUKS- suprises the other with kinky suprise.

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Either Alfred or Arthur suprises the other one night. By waiting in the bedroom somehow tied looking completely sexy and ready to be ravished.

Bonus: Toys
Bonus: It was not part of a bet

America-- Meeting Captain America.

(Anonymous) 2012-05-07 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess consider this a crossover between nation!Hetalia and the Avengers movie!verse.

I think America would be Cap's second biggest fanboy, and I'd love to see the two meet. Maybe America offers to show him around New York, teach him a bit about the modern world in return for stories about what it was like for Cap in WWII (because he never got to hear the stories first hand because Cap went down, you know). I'm really open to pretty much anything except any kind of shipping between the two.

Bonus 1-- France and England (and Canada?) coming by to.
Bonus 2-- The other Avengers mentioned or passing through.
Bonus 3-- Agent Coulson.

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