hetalia_kink | Hetalia Kink meme part 15

Prussia is so awesome that he has his own colour. (prussian blue).

run with it. I just demand crack, and possibly no Germancest. Anything else goes :D

The personification of England is an English teacher at a high school of some kind. This is just his day job, of course; as the UK, he is already set for his long-lasting life and doesn't really need to work. But he does.

Because by George, he has the rowdiest, most obnoxious class known to man, and he's not going to quit and let them win. They will leave this educational institution with the sort of grasp on the English language that only the former British Empire can give them, even if it kills them.

A lot of humour is vital.

In which Gotham city exists in the Hetalia world and US goes there on buisness and gets in some trouble but before he can kick the guy's asses, Batman and Robin save him. And I would like if at some point US shows off his super strength and Batman tells him something like "You would make a good Hero" And that just strokes US's Ego XD. And the rest is up to you!

Bonus
1. US was having Buisness with Bruce Wayne and ends up having a fling with him.
2. Lots of Robin(either Dick or Tim. Not a fan of Jason.)
3. US figures out who Batman is.

After the Soviet Union is dissolved and he is 'free' again, Lithuania finds himself back to America's house, the place he had felt the most comfortable. US is a bit surprised, but welcomes him, and eventually love/comfort/sex follows.

Established relationship or not up to anon.

Bonus:
1. Alfred being really, clumsily sweet and trying to do things for Lithuania but messing them up
2. Lithuania has a flashback/panic attack and must be comforted

Ok, I re-watched American Pie a few days ago (just...don't ask xD) and now I'm craving a US/UK-fanfic to the infamous Jim/Nadia-webcam-masturbation-then-stripping-scene. (If you don't know what I'm talking about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq4Jlq5j5gk, warning: nsfw).

It's up to you who's taking which role. All is fine as long as there's a lot of the other nations watching the whole thing via webcam/internet with various, hilarious reactions ^-^

BONUS: There's a (smutty) happy ending.

Sorry if this has already been done/requested!

Please don't shoot me for requesting yet another High School AU...
Basically, fem!England as the pretty student council President and Canada as the semi-invisible hockey player trying to woo her and finally succeeding.

Any other side pairings welcomed. Smut is optional but would be nice.

Bonus 1: He tries the whole secret admirer thing at first, which fails spectacularly.
Bonus 2: Canada's got competition

I tried some milk tea with Boba in it recently... it was gross. The milk tea was good but the boba were chewy and flavorless...

Anyways! I would like one of the Asian Nations(Say that ten times fast) Either China or Japan would be prefered but it can be any, going around to the European nations, America and Canada, offering them some of the Boba tea and seeing their reactions. There reactions are UP TO YOU!

Bonus- You some how squeeze some yaoi in there.

England and America were both delinquents and hung out together. However, England grew out of his delinquent phase and broke off contact with America.
Two years later, England is an honours student and the council President at his new school when he runs into America, who is still a delinquent.

I'd like them both being wary/angry at each other but a relationship developing after a while. Smut is optional but welcomed. Happy ending please!

Bonus: America had a crush on England when they were friends and is pissed at England for abandoning him.

England loses everything he has and is forced to leave his people and start the business of farming. He needs some helpers and announces a work competition so he could choose someone to work for him. What that competition contains is up to writer!anon.

Bonus: There are many different nations that want to get the job. From America to Australia ... who exactly are going to compete and who wins(if anyone is going to win) is also up to writer!anon.

Alfred is the typical handsome successful selfmade businessman married to the princess daughter and heir of a big Chinese economic empire. Their circle of friends is quite international due to their high level work, and their marriage starts to suffer the economic/political tensions between their countries as two fundamentally world views collide in their household.

Bonuses:
-Fem!China is pregnant.
-Alfred is ten years younger than her.
-Both have jealous episodes, fem!China about that beautiful British female that’s Alfred’s co-worker, Alfred about that gorgeous Russian man under his wife’s employ. Threesome with any of these characters (or even foursome?) very accepted.

Even several years after the fact, America has become a nervous wreck and has shut himself in to his own house, refusing to come out even for his new president's inauguration or to fight in the Middle East. He's also developed an overwhelming fear of germs that compels him to clean his house all the time. His sole links to the outside world are the television and the internet, which only serve to make him more scared of leaving.

Quiet Canada embarks on a quest to coax his neighbour out of his self-imposed prison.

South and North Italy are in an established relationship (but a fairly recent one).

Romano is secretly insecure about Veneziano's feelings for HRE (him being his first love) and what it implies in relation to Germany (who still does not remember being HRE), despite knowing that the person Italy loves the most now is Romano.

Italy is secretly insecure on Romano and Spain's close friendship, because he knows they have been together for a long while in the past, while Spain is now with insert-nation-here and they are happy together.

I'd like to see how does that affect their relationship, them waiting to have sex because they are afraid (of hearing the other moan out the wrong name or whatever), kissing and cuddling, etc.

Resolving of the situation and happy ending is a must. After all, they love each other the most. Outsider helping is ok, too.

S.Italy/N.Italy smut in that order if it happens.

Bonus for Romano overhearing Italy murmuring HRE's name in his sleep, and Italy noticing how Romano smiles the most when his time as colony of Spain is mentioned.

based on this majorly depressing fancomic:
http://pickledradishscans.blogspot.com/2010/10/to-be-human.html

Nations are humans who live as long as the country exists. When the country gets dissolved, they revert to being normal mortal humans, and that's where the depressing part starts... at least, for the other nations who get left behind...

Bonus: The dissolved country is Prussia or America (because my teacher has been predicting lots of gloom and doom for our hero ;A;).

Alternative Bonus: The dissolved country/ies could also be the antique nations.

Go wild, anons.

^^

Looking through the kink meme, it seems like hardly any character gets a rawer deal than Latvia. I haven’t seen more than a handful of prompts involving him where he’s not being violated or bad-touched or abused in some way. Let’s give the poor kid a break, shall we? I want one of the older nations to adopt him as a little brother and show him that not everyone in the world just wants to hurt him. Latvia is wary of the other person’s intentions at first but he’s always wanted a big brother, and gradually the other nation manages to coax him out of his shell and develops a genuinely healthy relationship with him. Then they hang out and have fun together and do fluffy brotherly stuff. It would be kind of cute if Latvia starts to get a little crush on his older brother figure, but I would prefer to focus on a familial dynamic rather than a romantic one.

I could go for a number of people taking the big brother role, such as: America, Prussia, N. Italy, Finland, Germany, Denmark, or Cuba.

So little America is a Puritan and he finds England committing one of the biggest sins - black magic. Now he's confused on whether he should try to execute his beloved father figure for his sins or disobey God and not do anything.

Bonus
1. England isn't aware America caught him.
2. Nothing too romantically USUK, just platonic.

Switzerland gets a birthday present from Liechtenstein. It's a perfume that miraculously makes absolutely every nation(male and female) in the world to want him in their bed. Switzerland resents the idea of it and tries to run away but everyone keeps on chasing after him.

As Britannia Angel...or just a curse, England gets to turn the older Celts into adorable baby siblings, so he can be the big brother for once. Naturally, it goes wrong. Northern Ireland and Sealand stay their age since they're already younger than England.

Russia spends the night with America and the morning after there’s a meeting. His shirt was ruined for some reason, so he has to wear one of America’s shirts…in the confusion he doesn’t notice it’s a Mickey Mouse shirt.

He arrives to the meeting, takes off his coat and…yeah.

Bonus. Cold War timesXD

Italy feels the call to become Italia Angel and go out and help people. But...he can't. (His reason is up to you, sick, busy, anything is fine) So he does the only thing he can thing of he uses his powers to turn an extremely reluctant Romano into an Angel so he can take Italy's place. Romano isn't very good at it at first and he accidentally ends up dragging someone else along for the ride. Wackiness and hopefully romance and maybe smut ensue.

Would prefer someone unexpected for the pairing like America, Germany, Turkey, Austria or England and I'd rather no Spain at least not in a romantic sense but really anyone is okay. If you're going the Romano/America route I would prefer America on the bottom pairing order is up to you on the rest.

Bonus: As many other nation's reactions to see him.

Germany wakes up one day, a pair of beautiful white wings on his backs, Prussia is ecstatic while Ludwig himself is quite upset. Prussia tries to comfort him the only way he knows how.

Bonus 1: If Prussia dresses up as a devil to make Germany feel more comfortable... or some other reasons.

You know how Japan imagined Switzerland as a pretty girl in the Alps because of Heidi, right? There was also a very popular anime in the '70s based off Anne of Green Gables "Akage no Anne", which took place in Canada. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9tBynCEzfU

So, when Japan is going to meet Canada, he thinks Canada will be a hot-tempered red-haired girl with a flying chariot (watch the video). Just to find out Canada's just a boring clone of America.

After having a not-so-good week I like to request AmericaxRussia (Dom/Sub in that order~) Mpreg fluff. Ivan is the one pregnant and he's pretty far along (third trimester would be nice)and he's become a worried mess like any first time Mom. Alfred, of course, is the doting soon to be father that loves Ivan no matter what. No crack please. Smut is okay. Mostly fluff is wanted~

Bonus- Russia has a break down because he thinks the baby will hate him, like most of the other nations.
Bonus- They know the baby is a boy~

If this causes anyone diabetes from the sugary sweetness, I'm sorry :(

Canada for years has been suffering from a sort of panic attacks, where he breaks down screaming and sobbing, as years of being forgotten and treated like he is invisible has left him emotionally unstable. For years he has been hiding it from the other nations as he feels they would just pity him and Canada does not wish to become emotionally dependant on someone. Be has been able to control them with the help of Kumajirou(the reason why he carries him everywhere).
One day at a conference meeting Canada, who has has a crush on America for the longest time, learns of England and America's relationship. Which leaves him close to having an attack, unable to find Kuma in time Canada runs to an abandoned part of the building to safety break down in but is followed by England, thinking he is America and witnesses Canada's breakdown. Canada is able to get England to keep quiet about it to the other nations, but England decides to takes it upon himself to try and cure Canada of his affliction by following him everywhere and practically moving in his house, much to Canada and America's displeasure.

Bonus-
-Canada at the moment of his breakdown in front of England says 'How come the only time you see me is when I don't want you to!?'
- America finds out about England spending too much time with Canada and finds himself getting jealous but cannot figure out who he is jealous of.
- Happy end with England/Canada/America OT3 ♥

I badly want ~~need~~ something based on this comic - http://fav.me/d2z9cu6

Pirate!England captures Spain, turns him into a girl and forces Spain to be his maid.

Bonus 1. Pirate!England being a smug bastard
Bonus 2. ChibiRomano being mentioned somewere
Bonus 3. England sexually arousing Fem!Spain, then refusing to go further as a means of torment.

England forces Germany to suck his cock. Germany secretly enjoys it. PWP

Inspired by this pic (http://oi51.tinypic.com/330xyls.jpg).

Prussia - crack

English Teacher!England: Not AU

Batman/US(/Robin?) A true Hero

Lithuania/US - Comfort sex, order kink

US/UK & others - american pie

Canada/fem!UK, High School AU

All Nations/Asian Nation Boba milk tea

USUK, Former Delinquent!UK/Delinquent!US AU

Farmer!England/Anyone (AU)

America/fem!China AU - Political tension

US/Canada: Post 9/11 Paranoia

Italicest - insecurity over relationship

Anyone/Anyone - Dissolving a Nation...

Latvia+??, healthy relationship

Puritan!Little America catching England doing black magic.

Switzerland/everyone. Perfume of love and doom

England cursing his older siblings into being little kids.

AmeRus - Russia wears a Disney shirt

Romano...Angel?? ~ Romano/Your Choice

Prussia/Germany Love with Wings (can be art!fill or fic!fill)

Japan thinking of Canada after Akage no Anne.

America/Russia Mpreg Fluff

England/Canada/America - Canada suffers from panic attacks

Fem!Spain/England - Forced Into Being a Maid

England/Germany