hetalia_kink | Hetalia Kink meme part 14 -- CLOSED

A mix-up at the dry cleaners ends with Norway and Iceland mistakenly taking home a tuxedo and wedding dress. So they decide to play wedding dress-ups and fight over who gets to be the bride, with Norway winning. This then unleashes Norway’s inner bridezilla. No gender bend please.

Bonus: they do the “You may now kiss the bride” scene as an excuse to make out (they're not in a relationship).

Bonus: Norway makes groom!Iceland take the wedding garter off with his teeth.

Bonus: Denmark and Sweden catch them playing dress-ups. Norway quickly backpedals saying he’s not obsessed with weddings at all! Weddings are stupid! Like he’d want to get married! (*shifty eyes*) ~~Then runs off and Denmark finds him comfort eating a tub of strawberry ice cream while crying that no one wants to marry him.~~

The nation Canada is often seen as 'invisible' to the other nations, but when he takes off his glasses and applies his disguise he is known as 'Gordon Prince' one of the worlds favourite superstar to millions of people (Actor,Singer, heartthrob). None of the Nations seem to put the two together, since Gordon and Matthew seem to act totally different. But one day America(who claims to be Gordon's Biggest fan) goes to his concert and is taken to the backstage where 'Gordon' seduces him.

Points for: America finding out that Gordon and Matthew are the same and is okay with it.

Continuation of the "Boss and the Counselor" section of "Boss Spain Doesn't Understand" http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/807634.html where France continues his advances to see just how long it takes for Spain to realize what's going on. It can be his own version of a "demonstration in skinship". If you want, you can rewrite the beginning to change the time or setting, but the situation should be more or less the same where Spain's too worried about his relationship with Romano to realize what France is really doing to him. And don't be afraid to go all the way.

Bonus: Spain's obliviousness exceeds all expected levels

SUPER BONUS:...the point of realization is when Romano walks in on them

The main gist is that Nation A and Nation B is very close somehow, either as a family, lovers, friends, anything works, really. But then Nation B died and Nation A was heartbroken.

That was until s/he meets Nation B again... in a dream.

Because of that, Nation A keep wanting to just sleep and never wake up, because that's the only way s/he can meet Nation B. Whether or not Nation B is just an imagination of Nation A, or is really the soul, is up to the filler.

The ending can be Nation A keeps sleeping or Nation B is able to convince A to go back on life.

Bonus: An epilogue about either Nation A dying or Nation A visiting Nation B's grave.

Fem!America gave birth to 50 boys(states). 50, rowdy, overprotective, boys who don't like any of their mama's suitors (not even their own fathers).

Any of these three pairings in a teacher/student relationship:
1. China/Korea
2. Germany/Italy
3. US/UK
You can decide who gets to be teacher and student. High school setting, please! (Make it hot, anons)!!

Bonus: If it's China/Korea

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyberpunk

And some TV Tropes for good measure: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CyberPunk

Anon has seen a lot of AU fills on the kink meme, but hardly any in Sci-Fi or Cyberpunk settings which is saddening because anon loves them. Therefore this request is for an AU of that nature, preferably hitting on as many of the genre's typical tropes as possible.

One-shots, or multiparters are fine, pairings and porn aren't necessary but loved regardless.

Bonuses:

- Androids/cyborgs
- genetic engineering
- virtual reality/internet action

With Fem!Canada as an exhibitionist with unfathomable self restraint and Fem!Russia exploiting this because she can (~~and is turned on by it~~) and thus flips Canada's skirt, exposes the other's breasts, fingers her on the subtrain, etcetera, and Canada loves. Every. Minute. Of. It (and thoroughly rewards Russia in return - privately or publically).
No reference for human names. (I might go have a cry if you use Matilda, but if you're comfortable with that, use it if you wish)

Bonuses:
1 - Misunderstandings lead to Russia getting arrested for sexual assault.
2 - Canada draws the line if she gets uncomfortable (in the presence of a child, some creepy dude is looming a liiiittle too close ~~but Russia always has her shovel on her so pfft try it you scumbag~~, etcetera) and will chew Russia's ear off if she continues despite the warnings.
^{2.5 - Russia continues despite the warnings because she kind of likes being hit. ♥}

Okay the Ancient Nations, Rome Germania, Gaul, China etc, are having a world meeting of their own. And they brought their kids with them.

In an effort to be just like their parents the kids attempt to have a world meeting of their own, much to the amusement and for some cuteness of their parents. So Britannia, that’s young England, France, Prussia, Japan, both Italies, HRE coughGermanycough, and anyone else you can think of for both the young ones and the old ones.

Bonus-Have HRE and England fight over who gets to lead their meeting.

Bonus2-HRE and Japan become fast friends because OPAnon has a secret love for GermanyxJapan.

In the 1240s, Russia, physically a young teenager, is invaded and raped by the Golden Horde-tan. He becomes pregnant (Anon prefers the hermaphrodite option to assbabies or genderswap) but is so traumatized and inexperienced that he's in denial about it until he actually goes into labor and almost dies trying to have little Tatarstan alone. Anon would prefer that the fill focus on Russia and what's he's going through being invaded, violated, and now even his body is not entirely his own.

Tatarstan can be male or female. Nation/human names are fine.

BONUS: Russia becomes fiercely defensive of Tatarstan when the subject of his/her parentage is brought up, no matter how obvious it is that Golden Horde fathered Tatarstan.
BONUS +1: Russia's relationship with Tatarstan is a mix of adoration and neglect that one sees sometimes in very young and mentally addled parents.

So I listened to Viva la Vida by Coldplay, and I couldn't help but thinking of the Hetalia implications (It came right after MKC on shuffle, okay?)

Anyway: a fic based on Viva la Vida. I was mainly thinking Spain, possibly also England, but feel free to do it with any nation that suits your fancy!

stepson!Canada is caught in bed with son!America, and fatherfigure!England has no idea how to approach the two about the issue. It could also work the other way around with France as the father figure & Canada as the son.

Any other "sibling"cest pairings (even Switz/Liech) are completely acceptable; just make sure to include a father figure that makes sense. Go wild, anons!

_{I got the idea from this:
http://artoftrolling.com/2010/08/13/yahoo-answers-troll-like-an-anime-premise/}

Kink is siblingcest.

Unification of Germany/The Second Reich. Doesn’t that mean that little Germany, coughHREcough, goes through puberty and grows up?

Please anons?

After all the immense stress he was under in the 20th century, Russia has developed some serious sleeping problems. He has trouble relaxing enough to fall asleep, and once he does get to sleep he often ends up being woken up by nightmares. He hasn't had a decent night of sleep in ages, and the sleep deprivation is starting to really effect him during the day.

Ukraine finds out about her little brother's problem, and in spite of their difficult relationship, she resolves to be a good big sister and take care of him.

Bonus: She uses all the same strategies she used to use to get him to sleep when he was little (warm milk, lullabies, cuddling...)

Bonus 2: Ukraine succeeds in getting Russia to sleep, but he still ends up waking up with a nightmare, which she has to comfort him through and soothe him back to sleep.

Anything involving Turkey and the song Istanbul by They Might Be Giants (see link). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IVdowope4E (Note: don't feel like you have to be constrained to the action taking place in the video.)

France is sacrificed to a dragon in place of a woman. He's marched out to the dragon's cave, chained to a post, and is forced to wait until the beast emerges and devours him whole. He doesn't die because he's somehow regurgitated, but he doesn't know that going into it, so there's lots of fear on his part.

I'd really like to see a crossover between White Collar and Hetalia. Maybe one Alfred Jone's record is so spotless it's just plain suspicious and calls for investigation - maybe it's about the one time Neil got conned by a seemingly guileless blonde teen. Maybe it's about the time that Alfred dropped in the White Collar Division to congradulate everyone - surprise me!

America has had a crush on Sweden for a while (hello, Hollywood stereotypes), only he never did anything about it because he takes those 'Finland is Sweden's wife' jokes still floating around seriously.

Then one day someone clears up that little misunderstanding for him, and he becomes determined to get a date.

Bonus: The Nordics and/or England do not approve. And they interfere.

I'd really love to see something involving involving America/Canada and Macrophilia or Microphilia. If anon makes Canada the giant, make him gentle and treat America gently, and if America is the giant, make him be playful and mischievious (but still nonviolent and peaceful). Preference is mostly on humor, but MILD smut is by all means allowed

Bonus :The smaller one ends up unwillingly spending a day in the bigger ones footwear. example:shoes, sockes, sandals etc.

Always-a-girl Canada is more then pissed at always being either ignored and forgotten or being confused for America (when she's the one with breasts damnit!) Steadily becoming more and more unhinged, Russia catching on to that decides to make his move to 'become one' with her. I'd like to see Russia and Canada kicking ass and taking names, pretty much conquering the other nations and becoming the new super powers. Some Russia and Canada happy in their power and insanity smut would be appreciated

Bonus for Prussia and France getting in on the new world order (Prussia cuz he misses having an empire and France cuz he's gotta support his baby girl)

And extra bonus for the appearance of the infamous pipe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrEP3RPgEao

Poster's comment includes the lyrics.

Anyway, my headcanon for Russia's behavior toward and treatment of the Baltics is pretty much summed up in this song- he wants to control and isolate them to protect them. They're safe with him, where he can shield them from everything and not have to lose them.

You can use one of the other Baltics if you want, I'd just particularly like to see Russia and Latvia as inspired by this song. Romantic or paternal is fine, but please no rapetruck!Russia.

Bonus: Any of the lyrics being used in the fill, especially if it's used in Russia's dialog.

"There were two brothers in Asia. One of them followed the Sun and the other followed the Moon. The former became Japan and the latter Turkey."

A popular urban myth (?) amongst the Turks is that the Japanese and Turks are related. Apparently Japanese tourists are often told this when they go to Turkey.

Anon would like to see a Turkey/Japan fic based off of that premise and this line about Japan, from Turkey's recent new profile:
"I bet we used to be the same race and I went west and you went east."

Actual incest not required - it's fine if Turkey just likes the myth, even if they aren't technically "related".

Bonuses!

1. even if not related, they did know each other as little kids and both had crushes on each other?
2. smut occuring sometime when they're older?
3. Greece being supportive of Japan's relationship with Turkey (regardless of whatever feelings he may have for Japan, or regardless of his rivalry with Turkey) would also be nice.

some references for the quotes used in the prompt:
http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/51583.html?thread=501173119#t501173119 [profile quote]
http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/51583.html?thread=501080959#t501080959

I always read fics where Spain doesn't recognize Romano as an adult and most of the time just calls him cute and treats him like a child. In these fics, Romano is always the pursuer of a relationship and is always trying to show Spain how much he has grown.

I'm looking for something a little different, where Spain has recognized Romano's maturity, and he's impressed, but Romano still sees Spain as 'Boss' and his father figure... a part of his family.

I want Spain to remind Romano that he's not his boss anymore and try to plant feelings of romance within him... or something to this nature... without going over the top. I could always use a good laugh or two but I don't want it to be too cracky, you know? :D

ILU ANONS!!

Russia decides South Ossetia & Abkhazia will be excellent replacements Baltics. Is he nicer to them to make up for the past or is he as thoughtlessly cruel as usual? Any smut involving Russia is great but the most important thing is that I want to see these them live together in Russia's house with weird dysfunctional dynamics.

If you haven't heard of South Ossetia & Abkhazia it's two territories that broke away from Georgia. Russia is like the only nation in the world who supports this.

Exactly as the title anons. I'd like a threesome with France England and Russia :D

Bonus: DP

Bonus 2: cuddles afterward, because I'm a sucker for that sort of thing

~~because everyone knows that to make your alliance official you need to have sex~~

Hetalia Kink meme part 14 -- CLOSED

Norway and Iceland play wedding dress-up

Canada/America- Canada is secretly a popstar and America is his biggerst fan

France/Spain - Teaching Skinship

Nation A/Nation B - Dreams

FemAmerica/Any Nation(s)- My Boys

Chi/Kor,Ger/Ita, or US/UK-- Teacher/Student

Ensemble - Cyberpunk

Fem!RusxFem!Can - Exhibitionism

Ancient Nations having a World Meeting...with their kids.

Russia/Golden Horde non-con with mpreg resulting in Tatarstan

Former Empire nations - Viva la Vida

AmeriCan/other pairings - stepsiblings caught in bed

The Second Reich a.k.a. Germany going through puberty.

Ukraine helps Russia fall asleep

Turkey, any - Istanbul, not Constantinople

France - Vore

US, White Collar Cast - Hetalia/White Collar Crossover

America --> Sweden: crushing on, then pursuing

America/Canada macro/microphilia

Russia/Fem!Canada, Insanity & World Domination

Russia/Latvia, based on 'Pet' by A Perfect Circle

Turkey/Japan - urban myth

Spain/Romano Role reversal

South Ossetia & Abkhazia as replacements for the Baltics

FrUKRus Triple Entente threesome