hetalia_kink | Hetalia Kink meme part 14 -- CLOSED

Thanks!

*hands over a box of tissues*
Sorry about that~ ^w^'

I'm glad you (both?) liked it.
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Even if it had a sad ending...

Irish!anon adores your Ireland, because that's probably what we'd actually do in an apocalypse.XD

BTW, who's Soapbox Wonder? I figured out the rest, but that one evades me...

At some point in time, whether in the past or modern days, France is around when America is going through tough times. Feeling sympathy, he offers comfort through sex. America is pretty clumsy and wide-eyed, but he shows a definite improvement in mood afterward.

Fast forward. Later, it comes through France's attention - I'd prefer if he learned through an outside source, like Canada, but directly from America is fine, too - that he took America's virginity.

This offends France's sensibilities. He makes love to virgins very differently than he does to the experienced. OBVIOUSLY A DO-OVER IS IN ORDER, AND HE MEANS TO SEE IT THROUGH CORRECTLY THIS TIME. ♥

Bonus: A lot of people know; it's mostly just France in the dark. XD

Bonus 2: The second time, France pays a lot of attention to the act of penetration, to making it slow and aching, to telling America what it's like to be inside him.

I'm a sick, sick bastard.

England's conquest of Wales, his brother, was successful (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statute_of_Rhuddlan), as we all know. Over time Wales has very much mellowed out and got used to being controlled by England this way, but in the beginning? Not so much.

I want England trying to teach Wales his place. As his brother was the first place he conquered in such a way, it's not going to be perfect. It's going to be rough, and snarly, and angry.

Incest? Yes. Violent? Quite. Twisted beginnings of Empire!England? Definitely.

I beg of you anons. I BEG OF YOU!

England has to raise a rather mentally challenged America (As a nation-tan. No AU). Anon here is looking for something cute or deep. Bonus points for including Canada. :3

"Iceland both loved Norway with the cool purity of the glaciers that lay over his land, and lusted for him with the unthinking power of the molten rock beneath."

Geosciencemajor!anon approves of the wording!

I'm sure my request is mostly likely to not be fulfilled, but here we go:

I would like to see Thailand teaching Muai Thai to Vietnam.

In my headcanon Vietnam is a tomboyish girl and she can be a good fighter due to her country's history.

PATRIOTIC!ANON IS HERE TO SECOND A REQUEST THAT WILL PROBABLY WILL NEVER BE FILL CUZ IT CONTAINS HER COUNTRY, WHO IS VERY UNPOPULAR HERE!

This meme needs more South East Asian power. Thai-kun and Viet-chan FTW!!! Someone needs to fill this!!!

P.S. I would totally fill this if my teachers haven't been giving me so much ~~homework~~ love.

This is a great fill; I'm loving it so far! Kinda sad Japan doesn't get to see his daughter. I'm curious about the backstory there. Looking forward to seeing England again!

~~after listening to El tango de Roxanne, I came up with this prompt ^^"~~

AU. Romano, confused about his sexuality (and still virgin), meets the beautiful prostitute Antonio, who persuades the guy to have sex with him.
Romano falls in love with the male whore and tries to force him to give up on his job and start living together, but Antonio isn't ok with it: he's sure Romano is just confused and doesn't want to throw away everything because of a mere fling...
it's up to author!anon deciding how to end it :D

Bonus after finding Antonio with a client, a furious and jealous Romano beats violently his lover into unconsciousness.

I love this idea! I might fill this if I have time....

France decides to make UK suck him off while he's wearing a rubber clown nose on his penis. He does this in an attempt to cure UK's phobia of clowns, but UK only becomes more frightened by this idea. Looking for the heavy crack, if you please! Thank you!

I... I feel like the worst person EVER for seconding this.

I'm going to go pray for forgiveness now.

I thought about that myself. I guess it would be writer's choice since everyone has their preferances. As for how it would work in the past, either America is swapped with S. Italy and is raised by Spain, or N. Italy is swapped with Canada and is raised by France and England.

If you wanted to ignore changing the past to avoid confusing background work, then definatly have fun creating chaos in the modern world.

As for who knows about it, having work as a three-way secret between Canada, S. Italy and England works - I also like the world knowing the truth and being horrified (after all, weren't Canada and S. Italy suppose to have more common sense?

It seems that when great minds think alike, fools seldom differ!

I wish to see Prussia in his Teutonic priest outfit (seen here - http://hetalia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Prussia_teutonic_priest.jpg ) being attacked by Russia, who happens to be a vampire. Russia chases and corners Prussia in a church, and 'corrupts' him with his vampiric charms. Of course, this means Vampire!Russia sexes up Priest!Prussia until he is sore (and/or likes it) as well as bites him.

Bonus 1: Prussia tries to say a prayer or begs to be released.

Bonus 2: Russia is gentle with Prussia to try and get him to want it. Yet Prussia is humiliated by it.

I agree, it's very original. And even rather historical accurate (though I could say France rather liked Turkey at one time). Thirded!

I... never knew hiw much I wanted this <3

So incredibly sweet/good~ I was disappointed that Feliks didn't want a relationship, but I guess that it's more realistic that way (although my romantic heart cries, it cries...hopefully it'll be sated later?)

Some parts still confuse me: What did Alfred to to Feliks? Didn't he think Feliks was a girl...? Sorry, slow anon is slow.

Why, soo hot! Seconded!

there seems to be alot more of Scotland/France requests recently, this anon is happy XDDD

As if to say "You've knocked up my brother, so now you must knock me up too!"

Veneziano and another Nation (everyone BUT Spain) have ended up with a baby on the way, let's say 2/3 months along. But, Romano being overprotective and a little bit jealous of his brother, it's not very amused. So takes the decision: he must be knocked up too. And by the same man. The reactions: Veneziano is happy and will help Romano to achieve is goal. And the "father"? Is up to Anon.

The Auld Alliance is so canon? ~~And totally based off of mutual hatred of England, but still!~~ XD

oh, gods. seconded. i love you XDD

(can i say, threesome?)

Oh, i like how hardened natalya seems, it sounds very plausible, this reaction, given her character. Another thing I liked was the female solidarity, what a nice touch ;)
This chapter made me wonder in what way will Russia feature here. Meanwhile, let me stay here laughing at Germany being shot by SwitzerlandXD

Hetalia Kink meme part 14 -- CLOSED

Re: A!Anon here...

A!A

A!A

Re: DIY Doomsday (3/?)

France/America - Accidentally Taking Virginity

England/Wales conquest dub-con

Raising Retarded America

Re: Just a bit of fun (3/?)

Thailand teaching Muai Thai to Vietnam

Re: Thailand teaching Muai Thai to Vietnam

Re: All is Not As it Seems - 5d

Romano/Spain - prostitution

SECONDED!

FRUK, France clowning around

Re: Raising Retarded America

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Vampire!Russia x Priest!Prussia

Re: Scotland/France/Turkey

Re: Germay/N.Italy - Slicking Back His Hair

Re: And he's like so annoying (part 6d/X)

Re: Scotland/France, accent kink.

both Italies pregnant of the same man

Re: Scotland/France, accent kink.

Re: both Italies pregnant of the same man

Op