hetalia_kink | Hetalia Kink meme part 14 -- CLOSED

My God, this is the third Bela/Denmark request I've seen.
Does that mean my OTP's popular? =D
Seconded

Alfred as Hideki and Kiku as Chi. Rest of the cast is up to writer.

Ah, interesting! I like that the fucking and/or romance doesn't start just now, that Ivan is looking for something special even from the beginning...I wonder how the rest of the prison will react to this?

I also wonder if anyone is suicidal enough to try and take Ivan's property now that it'll be evident he hasn't done anything yet and it's still virginal (maybe a rival or something).

I have a suspicion that Alfred reminds Gilbert of his baby brother and that's why he's reacting so protective and weird...and I can't help wanting more of guard!Spain, because I couldn't get a feeling if he smugged things for them because he's chaotic like that, or being nice and friendly and putting them at ease to get inside information and is actually a kickass guardXD

France likes it harder, better, faster, stronger. To view it, coat it jam unlock it around the world one more time.

Anon wants it dirty, smutty and for France and America switch who tops and who bottoms with multiple rounds of hot sex in one night. The only twist in the kink is that author anon manages to incorporate as much Daft Punk lyrics as one can while they drag and drop it, zip unzip it.

Bonus: it starts when France gives America a lap dance in his office.

Ah well, can't get everything right. I just know the dance that is danced to Pornopolka is the same as orcadian strip the willow XD And seriously, you can't not love it <3

OP is very very happy. ^^ I love how you just ran with the idea--I think this meme is all about that. Thanks so much, anon! <3

BTW, it's No in Russian spelled Nyet? Thats what I was told anyway.

This is beautiful. Truly, honestly, tear-inducing beautiful. I'm a Spanish speaking anon who loves the English language, who ravels in its fluidity, its musicality, it's taste. The image of little England born without words broke my heart: words are our world, what defines us, what makes us what we are. I can't imagine a world without words but as a void, black and empty hole.

Thank you for this. It was amazing.

Pfff, this is both adorable and hilarious. bitty!England is so cute! I love his relationship with these two, and I can't wait to see the enxt instalment, which should give us FranceXD

Is that a Life of Brian reference? LOL

It wasn't really an unusual sight for Lithuania to walk into his living room to find his pain in the backside best friend lying on his stomach in the middle of the floor, painting his nails.

But today, he really didn't have time for it.

"Hey, Feliks?" He asked hesitantly, reluctant to engage him in any conversation, lest he go on for hours like he was prone to.

"Omigod! Liet! Hi! It's, like, totally awesome to see you." Really, Lithuania shouldn't be surprised that Poland was acting like it was his house. He still had nightmares about the time that his friend had held his "Cross Dresser United" club meeting here.

He walked around to the opposite end of the room to the mirror to straiten his tie. As he did so, he found himself with an unwanted glimpse up his friend's indecently short skirt and a sudden need for eye bleach.

"Hey, I know you like those thongs and everything, but can you please not wear them in my house? I don't want to have a sudden flashback tonight and puke all over my date."

"OMIGOD!" Poland's piercing shriek made Lithuania grimice, "You have a date tonight!? That is, like, so amazingly awesome. I, like, totally know that crazy psycho bitch would get over Russia eventually."

"Um... I'm not going on a date with Natalia."

"What? Like, come on Liet, would else would it be?"

"Me and America have been dating for two weeks."

"Lulwat?"

"Me and America have-"

"Oh. My. God. You did not say that."

"What?"

"Is America a girl?"

"...no."

"Then you two, like, can't be dating. It's totally not right."

Lithuania stared at him for a minute, not believing what he was hearing.

"So, you, Feliks, the chairman of Crossdessers United are telling me that I can't date a man?"

"Yeah, if you do, then you, like, totally go to Hell."

"...What?"

"Yeah, and Hell's like, totally ew."

"What on Earth has-"

"Like, ohmigod! I've just smudged my nails! This is like, a total disaster!"

Lithuania took that opportunity to slip out of the door, unnoticed, shaking his head and making a mental note to change the locks before America came round to his for the night.

[A/N] Author!Anon apologises for the Fail!Tiny!fill and sincerely hopes that someone better will fill also. <3

A nation is having a bad day when they overhear a couple of their people talking about how proud they are to be from that nation despite its issues. It makes the nation feel all warm and fuzzy and forget whatever they were feeling bad about. They then thank the people or hug the people or something and walk away, and the people in question have no idea why that random person seemed so pleased with them.

Just looking for something kind of happy and cute. :)

I figured its okay to ask for either since both involve an exaggeration of a nations height. So either one or more nations become really small or one (Or more) nations become huge and the other nations just look tiny.

I would prefer microphillia and not all that cracky with (tiny) America involved.

they look so cute (all work safe)> / / / < :
http://www.delicious.com/Ji37

Bonus 1: You use the bunny thing in the pic somehow.
Bonues2: One of the/the tiny nation gets into the others clothing and starts ~~arousing them~~fooling around with them.

Bonus 3: ~~America~~Being kept in a some form of container~~by Russia~~...perhaps the other nation really thought minination was a new toy?

Although I implied some form of smut it doesn't have to end in smuttiness. Even bonus 2 can be taken as more cracky lol if you want...like making other nation think its a ghost or s/t.

Inspired by Liete's 30 Meetings Chapter 26: Don't look back in Anger
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5816641/26/30_Meetings

AU. A continuation or maybe your own Guardian Angel!England story where England is assigned as a guardian angel for America. They have to meet each other with England disguise as human.

I already asked for Liete's permission on this!

I have seen a couple of requests like this, but they were all unfilled. =(

Please possible Author!annon, fill this.

Sorry, I'm a total trekkie. I would love fic or art of the hetalia counties as the cast of Star Trek TOS or meeting them. And maybe and OC "Nation" for vulcan? Or Romulus and Remus?

Anything goes, honestly. Even pure crack!

Live Long and Prosper XD

Well,I always thought so too and originally had it spelled that way, but when I looked it up to double-check myself, the site I was on had the angelicized spelling as 'Net'. So the site I checked could have had it wrong or it could be a matter of phonetics, like trying to translate Japanese text over to Roman alphabetic characters.

Authoranon is glad. I wasn't sure of what you would think of the end.
Thank you for all the encouraging comments along the way! They kept me moving along with the story.

I'm sorry I was so slow getting this posted. I wrote it fairly quickly, but I spent way too much time on this because I tend to be a perfectionist about things like wording and grammer. (Sometimes I've got to learn to quit tweaking things.)

Just a side note, but if you are interested in what became our little agent after his time with Ivan, I've got a cracked sort of little epilogue already written and edited that I could post for you.

Seconded' =D

Okay... the title should speak for itself... Bondage between S!Italy and Belgium. Annon does not particularly care who tops, maybe they can't agree ether...

annon partial to crack, but will take what comes

Chekov has a crush on Russia. You know it's true. ;D ~~And has epic fights with Korea over where things were invented~~

Yay, fellow Trekkie! Seconded because I have too much homework to have time to write a fill for something so wonderful...

Um, most people aren't members of Aarinfantasy ... and thus can't see any of those pictures. That makes it quite hard to fill your request. OTL

Please do.:) (Sequel)

Very well written.:)

I just stumbled upon this totally awesome fanart

I’d love to see a similar story, with America trying to have a movie night with Russia and frantically trying to cover his Cold War posters, his INAPPROPIATE books, movies, etc.

You taught me language, and my profit on't is, I know how to curse. The red plague rid you /for learning me your language! – William Shakespeare

The first time England meets France is at the coronation banquet for his new king. Their new king, he supposes. He hovers in the corner feeling out of place as he watches the boy with the curly blond hair and big blue eyes talking to the new king, a group of nobles surrounding them. He looks healthy, happy and carefree while England is still nursing a broken arm from Hastings and is wondering how offended the new king would be if he makes a run for it, because Lord he’s not in the mood for this.

After a while one of the attendants brings England to them. Up close, the boy is even prettier. The attendant introduces the boy to the king and the blond boy, who is apparently the nation of France. England swallows nervously and bows clumsily. He stammers out “How do you do?” in his own language.

Silence. The king looks baffled while the nobles stare at England, aghast. After a moment, France giggles. He says something to the king, who roars with laughter. The laughter spreads, until the whole court is laughing at the boy with the funny words, looking down at his feet and trying not to cry.

* * *
The next day one of the nobles summons England to his chambers, where he is informed that he was forbidden to address the king or France in his “barbarous language”.

“You are to speak to him in French.”

“I do not speak French.”

“Well then use Latin- you do still speak Latin, yes?” He does, but he hasn’t used it outside church in a while and he’s afraid of being teased. He then becomes aware of France hovering outside the door, smiling. England decides that he doesn’t like France’s smile. Stupid frogface. The noble explains that France has “very graciously” offered to teach him French and he is to behave respectfully, and pats him on the head. England barely resists reminding the noble that he is in fact older than him and decides to let out his frustration by pulling faces at France when the noble's back is turned.

His lessons begin the next day. France refuses to speak anything but French to him. He pinches him every time he speaks in English and once- after England calls him a “whoreson” in a fit of temper- slaps him. He claims it’s for England’s own good, that he’s a nation and he can’t go around talking like a “common serf”.

England would resist more strenuously except, well. Words. And France’s words are so pretty. They rise and fall and lilt and England can’t stop listening to them. They almost make France bearable.

Little by little he forgets. He starts using words like chivalry, measure, beef, poultry, dance courage and many, many more. France gives him more words than Rome did, and he treasures them all. He learns words from France, beautiful words that dance in the air around him, and he almost forgets that his own language has its own magic as well, that it is not inferior to French and could stand on its own, given the chance. The monks stop writing about his history in English, and England’s ability to read English fades through lack of use. He reads French instead, poems and songs about gallant knights and fickle, cruel ladies.

But...sometimes he likes to remember. He hides from France when he comes looking and escapes to the countryside or the nearest town. He walks among his people and listens to them talking about normal, everyday, almost boring things like the harvest and what they’ll buy at the market, all in English. His people don’t let him forget English, and so he doesn’t. And after France leaves, after the plague strikes down the ones who speak Latin and the king starts using English to give him orders, after Chaucer shows that English can be beautiful too, he falls in love with his own words again.

Do want, anon. Seconded with the force of a thousand hamburgers.

Norwegian!annon wants to see this filled, because they say her German gets better after a couple of stiff ones. lol

reCaptcha: protested. cominnes

Ivan don't like drunk Norway, da?

Heh, I've never thought about how awkward being a nation might make little things like that! Very cool, anon. XD

Hetalia Kink meme part 14 -- CLOSED

Re: Belarus/Denmark

America/Japan-Chobits

Re: transcoding [7d/]

France/America - Daft Punk

Re: Denmark/Fem!Scotland Ceilidh

Re: Say Good Night Mr. Williams (10/10)

Re: His Words (2/2)

Re: The Property of the Imagination Part 1

Re: Poland is homophobic

Any nation and their people - citizens inadvertently make their nation's day

any - microphillia/macrophillia

USUK - Guardian Angel!England

Re: Any 2 nations: weight gaining dubcon

Hetalia/Star Trek Crossover anyone?

Re: Say Good Night Mr. Williams (10/10)

What is this? I don't even,,,

S!Italy/Belgium Bondage

Re: Hetalia/Star Trek Crossover anyone?

Re: any - microphillia/macrophillia

Re: Say Good Night Mr. Williams (10/10)

America/Russia, movie night is hard to do

The Property of the Imagination Part 2

Re: Golden Horde/Russia, RusAme - Nightmares

thirded

Re: America/Russia, movie night is hard to do