Hetalia kink meme ([personal profile] hetalia_kink) wrote2011-02-27 04:48 pm

Hetalia Kink Pimp Post -- keep partying!

Updated June 6, 2010

Is there a fill you really love? Pimp it to the rest of the kink meme here!

Please include the pairing and kink in the subject line (and title, if any), and don't forget to link it in the post and tell us why it's so great. Readers may also appreciate a "WIP" note if it's so good you couldn't wait to pimp it :)

Please warn for spoilers if you include any! You can put them in white text with the following code:

For ease of browsing, Firefox users may wish to use the Linkification addon, which converts text links into clickable links.

"You've Goat to Be Kidding" -- Rome/Germania, with a goat

[identity profile] hetalia-kink.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[example comment]

Comic!anon did a really good job with this fill -- it manages to be both sexy and hilarious, sometimes in the exact same panel.

Re: "You've Goat to Be Kidding" -- Rome/Germania, with a goat

(Anonymous) 2010-04-13 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...am I the only one who is sad that there isn't an actual "Rome/Germania with a goat" fill?

here's the link

(Anonymous) - 2010-04-14 03:25 (UTC) - Expand

Re: here's the link

(Anonymous) - 2010-04-14 03:40 (UTC) - Expand


(Anonymous) - 2010-04-15 21:45 (UTC) - Expand

Am I the only one,,,

(Anonymous) - 2010-04-15 03:16 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Am I the only one,,,

(Anonymous) - 2010-04-16 05:21 (UTC) - Expand

"Recognition" Taiwan/Korea, bickering

(Anonymous) 2010-04-13 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)

Please don't let me top the page
So this is from part one and the author, [livejournal.com profile] amy_elysian, has long since deanoned, but I still think it's a really great fill, with solid characterization and a good sense of exactly where to slip certain phrases. It's a bit more serious than the prompt implies, sometimes wistful and gently bitter in its tone and content, but doesn't ever really lose its sweetness or sense of humor.

(I recently realized that a lot of my headcanon for Taiwan's characterization and her role in the Chinese Civil War came from this fill, as well as headcanon for how Korea behaves in serious situations. :O)

Re: "Recognition" Taiwan/Korea, bickering

(Anonymous) 2010-04-13 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)

"I Have Seen Them Gentle" -- half-genderbent FACE orgy

(Anonymous) 2010-04-13 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)

France and England are the genderbent ones. The fill is still WIP, but it's hot and it hits all three types of pairing: m/m, het, f/f. Woo!

Re: "I Have Seen Them Gentle" -- half-genderbent FACE orgy

(Anonymous) 2010-04-13 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Um...I don't know if this is allowed here, I read the new rules but they say nothing about this section...

WHOLEHEARTEDLY SECONDED, THE REC. I'm the OP of that request, and whoever's the authoranon delivering, she/he is doing a fantastic job *:*

"General Relativity"-- Canada/America, student/teacher relationship

(Anonymous) 2010-04-13 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Parts 1-10: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?thread=27943950#t27943950

Parts 11-16: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11813.html?thread=36015653#t36015653

The fill is WIP, but it is absolutely lovely. A great, great look at blossoming romance and love, including delightful imagery (especially if you love the stars and space as much as I do), sexy moments placed perfectly...and the hotness that is geeky teacher!Alfred. I almost feel like I get to fall in love along with Matthew, and it feels wonderful <3

Can we second pimps?

(Anonymous) 2010-04-15 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Because I'm totally doing that right now.

This is probably my favorite fill on the entire kink meme.

Re: Can we second pimps?

(Anonymous) - 2010-05-05 02:25 (UTC) - Expand

Can we third pimps?

(Anonymous) - 2010-05-20 22:28 (UTC) - Expand

"Phantom Touch" // virgin!America posessed by a horny ghost

(Anonymous) 2010-04-13 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Parts 1-3: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?thread=28985102#t28985102

Parts 4-12 (ongoing): http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11813.html?thread=31146277#t31146277

Boy, there's no way I can do this justice, but here it goes

This fill is my drug, and possibly my favourite fill in the entire meme. I already loved the fics referenced in the original request, and this author ALWAYS DELIVERS. She has great prose, beautiful and moving, but also hilarious dialogues and situations, a great grasp of characterization (particularly England), and great introspection about the characters' background, motives and thoughts. Her headcanon mirrors mine to a scary degreeXD she's also the one responsible for my embarassing crush on America =¬¬=
Also, 'OMGYAYFOUNDINGFATHERS' and Lafayette *starry eyed*

Even though it's still ongoing, we're definitely in the last part of the race.

I suggest you browse the reviews as well (although, holy shit, there are TONS of them 0_0), because the author expands on her headcanon as reviewers ask her for more information, and some reviewers have written or drawn things for the story.

Re: "Phantom Touch" // virgin!America posessed by a horny ghost

(Anonymous) 2010-04-19 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely one of my favorites on the entire kink!meme right now! I keep crossing my fingers and praying for an update. xD

This anon also approves of Gay Founding Fathers

(Anonymous) - 2010-09-30 21:17 (UTC) - Expand

Latvia/Ukraine, crossdressing disguise

(Anonymous) 2010-04-13 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)

Because it's hot, and it's sweet; because it's interesting to how Latvia keeps up his disguise, and it's nice to see Ukraine on the receiving end of desired sexual attentions without going OOC.

"Routines"--Den/Nor or Nor/Den

(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Link to Request and Fill:http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/13943.html?thread=34644599#t34644599

This anon has stated that they do a lot of "angsty" Denmark and Norway fills, but this story is beautifully written while keeping a comic atmosphere, even through the steamy sex.

I would love nothing more than to read the anon's other stories! You rock, writer-anon!

Re: "Routines"--Den/Nor or Nor/Den

(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Passerby anon is 99.9% sure that that authornon is the same one responsible for the well-known and excellent (so you can consider this a rec from me as well!) "A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes." It's absolutely heartbreaking and heartwarming at the same time, and the imagery is haunting. Really interesting and top notch characterization, too.

Re: "Routines"--Den/Nor or Nor/Den

(Anonymous) - 2010-04-14 04:59 (UTC) - Expand

Re: "Routines"--Den/Nor or Nor/Den

(Anonymous) - 2010-05-05 06:55 (UTC) - Expand

Russia/America, Two Recs

(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Untitled - http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/632.html?thread=312952#t312952
The Cold War is over and Russia is ready to try it America's way.
This is my favourite Russia/America fic in the entire meme. It's short and to the point, but gah- the juxtaposition of capitalist market strategies with sexytimes is completely brilliant. Also, I have a hard time buying a sexy (or sexual) Russia, but his calculated submission here strikes the right chord with me.

Light a Fire in the Sky - http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/3274.html?thread=3136714#t3136714
Russia and America, together at an apocalypse they caused. "We’re going down together. It’s just as you said. Together in annihilation, now... don't you think that's romantic?"
THIS. THIS. THIS. I don't even... I can't call it 100% IC. I have to admit that it left a bit of a bad taste in my mouth because Hetalia is so cute and this is so... so...

Nevertheless, this is the most intense thing I've read on this meme and it is well worth reading if you're into the dark side of this pairing. Also, deliciously crazy Russia is delicious. And I love it, love it, love it.

Author has de-anon'ed as well, so go leave her a comment if you love it: http://2heavenlyblinds.livejournal.com/4124.html#cutid1

Greece > Turkey < Egypt, or Greece < Turkey > Egypt

(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Greece and Egypt team up to break Turkey. It... doesn't exactly go as planned. http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/632.html?thread=166264#t166264

Anon takes a prompt that could easily have produced another angsty non-con fic, and instead gives us a fun, porny little story that expertly toes the line between outrageous and humorous. Turkey's arrogance and ability to seize control of any situation must be read to be believed.

Re: Greece > Turkey < Egypt, or Greece < Turkey > Egypt

(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
This anon agree wholeheartedly. This is one of the better Mediterranean stories. (Just because it involves Egypt!)

Thanks writer-anon!!! <3 <3

Re: Greece > Turkey < Egypt, or Greece < Turkey > Egypt

(Anonymous) - 2010-04-14 06:17 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Greece > Turkey < Egypt, or Greece < Turkey > Egypt

(Anonymous) - 2010-04-14 09:37 (UTC) - Expand

America-centric, Opening Heaven's Gate Series

(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Based on the "Servent of Evil" Vocaloid, where Canada surrenders his life in place of his brother's. The fics (all by different authors) deals very little with the execution itself, but expand on the emotional and political reprecussions of such an event. It's essentially pairing-free, if you don't count an obvious Canada --> Ukraine crush in one piece.

Opening Heaven's Gate - http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/4567.html?thread=5013719
Untitled - http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/4567.html?thread=5886423#t5886423
Stand United - http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/6850.html?thread=8442050#t8442050

I think most fans of the NA bros know about this trio of fills (and their spin-offs) at this point, and say what you will about it not being the greatest writing style or curious characterisations (I had no trouble with any of that, but I'm no critic), but I find these fills to be great. And not to be read, at all, when you're looking for something cheerful.

Opening Heaven's Gate is a raw account of the aftermath of the execution, focusing on the sense of loss and confusion that the other nations feel as North America shuts down all communication. It's dark, it's got an ending that does not bode well for anyone involved, but the emotion behind it blew me away when I read it the first time.

Untitled goes further, exploring just how far Alfred would go to avenge his brother. It's just as bleak as the original, but with more violence, and ends with a spark of hope and mercy. It's really short, but what it communicates about Alfred's state of mind in that time is huge. So, much love.

Stand United is something completely different, serving as a prequel to both fics. It's numb and shell-shocked in tone, and brilliantly plays with how Alfred would react to event like his brother's death. The sense of urgency and needing to keep going never stops for a moment, and it's completely and utterly chilling. The details and Alfred's constant altering of his jacket are what sealed it for me.

Well done, you three, for giving us a fascinating, dark universe to explore!


(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
These three are three of the four fills I've actually bookmarked for further reading. So amazing.


(Anonymous) - 2010-04-16 04:23 (UTC) - Expand

Re: America-centric, Opening Heaven's Gate Series

(Anonymous) - 2010-05-08 23:28 (UTC) - Expand


(Anonymous) - 2010-05-12 04:31 (UTC) - Expand

That's crazy ironic

(Anonymous) - 2010-05-12 16:38 (UTC) - Expand

holy fuck I love this series

(Anonymous) - 2010-05-12 00:46 (UTC) - Expand

Prisoner/Paper Planes (another story in OHG's universe)

(Anonymous) - 2010-06-24 20:47 (UTC) - Expand

Prisoner/Paper Planes LINK

(Anonymous) - 2010-06-24 20:48 (UTC) - Expand

Re: America-centric, Opening Heaven's Gate Series

(Anonymous) - 2013-03-11 09:42 (UTC) - Expand

Russia and England, Nice Day For A Drive.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 06:54 am (UTC)(link)

Featuring Russia and England drunk driving tanks. This is just one of the funniest fills on this meme and I don't think it gets the love it deserves.

Re: Russia and England, Nice Day For A Drive.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
1000% agreement. I never laugh out loud when I read stuff, but this thing had me howling.

Re: Russia and England, Nice Day For A Drive.

(Anonymous) - 2010-04-15 04:01 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Russia and England, Nice Day For A Drive.

(Anonymous) - 2010-04-15 19:58 (UTC) - Expand


(Anonymous) - 2010-04-16 10:20 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Russia and England, Nice Day For A Drive.

(Anonymous) - 2010-04-19 16:08 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Russia and England, Nice Day For A Drive.

(Anonymous) - 2010-05-12 18:42 (UTC) - Expand

Austria/Spain (or reversed): Come Dew, Come Rust & Earth and Moon

(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
The original request: "Spain x Austria! after all they were kind of married for centuries..."

Come Dew, Come Rust is completed, and Earth and Moon is its direct sequel and a WIP. Basically, it's a history fic about the Habsburg dynasty, and it is just... so good, in every single way: nuanced characterization, a wealth of historical details and context, really hot sex, really disturbing sex (oh, crazed conguistador!Spain), some really heartbreaking moments, and an amazingly convincing development of the central relationship.

Both can be found here: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11813.html?thread=33128485#t33128485

Hell yes

(Anonymous) 2010-04-17 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
One of the best historical fills on the meme. The author did her/his research and it shows, but the historical accuracy never gets in the way of character development, plus it's written in this lyrical, vibrant style that I'm in love with. And Portugal is adorable ♥

And it's DONE

(Anonymous) - 2011-01-24 04:22 (UTC) - Expand

"A Persian Rug of No Importance" -- Turkey/Greece

(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)

Smut. Like a reviewer commented: It's all raw, angry and complicated, just like it should be with these two.

Oh my god, this fucking fill.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-15 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I used to think that using general slang terms for description of sexual events always turned out horrible. I was WRONG. This fill is so sexy.

And I love the active voice here. Mmmmf.

Read it!

(Anonymous) - 2010-04-19 18:45 (UTC) - Expand

There is a sequel to this!!

(Anonymous) - 2010-05-22 03:29 (UTC) - Expand


(Anonymous) - 2012-10-03 21:08 (UTC) - Expand

"A Special Place in hell" (and sequel) -- bunny!England, Canada/UK

(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)

That guilty pleasure you never knew you wanted till you read this. This fill is all kinds of kinky you can imagine and then some. It features more kinks than any other fill I've read in the meme, and one of the biggest is bunny!England himself, fluffy ears and tail and all.
(others include multiorgasms, size kink, orgasm denial, dildos orwhateverthehellthatwasXD, magic for sex purposes, cum everywhere, bath sex, 69 oral, and the weirdest and most excellent use of food sex you'll ever see; among others)

It's very well-written, both sex and non-sex scenes, and gets increasingly better as the author explores the character's feelings and thoughts in-depth in later chapters. Did I mention the sex? Seriously hot, the descriptions are very alluring, and the characters end up being as kinky as the writer (and readersXD); if you don't get turned on by this, nothing will do it.

Many reviewers have done fanart of this story, bunny!England is hard to resist ;)
Original fic is finished at 10 chapters, sequel is still ongoing at 5.

Author has de-anoned, if anyone wants to give feedback directly to her:


The title there is "Rabbit Season" ^^

Re: "A Special Place in hell" (and sequel) -- bunny!England, Canada/UK

(Anonymous) 2010-04-15 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
This is one of my very favorites! Thanks for pimping it! :D

In Flight Self Service - FrUking Good Time!

(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Masturbation...ON A BOAT PLANE!!

Well done England and France characterizations in a story that makes Anon hot and bothered; while still causing the reader to laugh at their antics.

Re: In Flight Self Service - FrUking Good Time!

(Anonymous) 2010-05-02 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
They aren't my OTP but for that fill, they were. I wish I could see more fills from this authernon.

"Bluebirds" -- US/UK, Dark MPreg

(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Request and Fill: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/13943.html?thread=35138423#t35138423

This is the requester of the fic and I will build a shine to the filler because it is just that awesome!
Warnings: Angst, angst, sex, and angst.
OP requested angst, and that's what she got!

I love this fill with my soul. It's a WIP right now.

Re: "Bluebirds" -- US/UK, Dark MPreg

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I totally agree, this is an amazing fill here! ;3; I'm actually doing fanart for it at the momment xD

Re: "Bluebirds" -- US/UK, Dark MPreg

(Anonymous) - 2010-04-19 04:41 (UTC) - Expand

Re: "Bluebirds" -- US/UK, Dark MPreg

(Anonymous) - 2010-05-05 22:53 (UTC) - Expand

"Absence is a Place" (AU, broken FrUK family)

(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)

Matthew runs away from home, and returns two years later to a family that is not the same as when he left it. AU drama isn't what gives itself easiest to Hetalia fic, but this is a haunting take on these characters and the way they are affected by everything falling to pieces without straying into the field of painful OOC. There's an emotional insight whose like is rarely seen in the fandom. Unfinished at four chapters, but these four chapters are absolutely worth reading.

And also:

Re: "Absence is a Place" (AU, broken FrUK family)

(Anonymous) 2010-04-15 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much for this rec. Those four chapters are absolutely worth reading, too bad its never been completed.

Re: "Absence is a Place" (AU, broken FrUK family)

(Anonymous) - 2010-10-08 18:46 (UTC) - Expand

"Two Ways About It" -- Spain/Romano, getting married

(Anonymous) 2010-04-14 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)

This is the first fill I rec to anyone who asks me for a recommendation, and it's honestly probably my favorite fic in the entire fandom. I think it's fairly well-known by now, but it absolutely deserves all the praise it gets. The characterization is flawless, the way Spain and Romano's relationship is portrayed is flawless, the incorporation of side characters is flawless (oh England) -- need I go on? Even the smut contributes significantly to their character and relationship development, and it's all just so funny and sweet and well-done. Excellent stuff.

Also features USUK and a Greece/Japan omake.

Re: "Two Ways About It" -- Spain/Romano, getting married

(Anonymous) 2010-04-30 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDING RECCOMENDATION VERY MUCH. I read it deanoned and fell in love.

"Thus saith the Lord" -- Egypt/Israel, "Let my people go" noncon

(Anonymous) 2010-04-15 04:25 am (UTC)(link)

Complete fic. And it's Bible smut. Seriously, if the Bible got Hetaliafied, this would totally be the result. Dark, well-written, filled with sodomy, and is canon with the Holy Book. What else could a person want? *nosebleed*

well, more like dubcon.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-15 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
D: my bad!!

Re: well, more like dubcon.

(Anonymous) - 2010-04-15 21:04 (UTC) - Expand

Fucking Machine, Canda/America

(Anonymous) 2010-04-15 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wired Differently". WIP, but oh, so, SO good! Romantic and incredibly hot as well. By the same anon as "General Relativity."

Here: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/12046.html?thread=26757646#t26757646 and here: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11813.html?thread=33778725#t33778725

Re: Fucking Machine, Canda/America

(Anonymous) 2010-04-19 04:45 am (UTC)(link)


And it's amaaaaziiiing.

PwP with strong slapsintheface of Romance and emotional UST? Yes please.

Re: Fucking Machine, Canda/America

(Anonymous) - 2010-05-05 22:55 (UTC) - Expand

No longer WIP

(Anonymous) - 2010-05-15 00:45 (UTC) - Expand


(Anonymous) - 2010-07-01 21:12 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Confused!

(Anonymous) - 2010-07-01 22:16 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Confused!

(Anonymous) - 2010-07-02 23:10 (UTC) - Expand

"Das Betthäschen" - Prussia/South Italy

(Anonymous) 2010-04-15 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
In which Prussia visits Romano,they get drunk and end up fucking,all while Romano is wearing a maid dress.

The smut is great and steamy,and the writer uses both German and Italian words.

Also,it includes a small amount of angst centering around Spain.

Part 1:http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11411.html?thread=26275475#t26275475

Part 2:http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11411.html?thread=26389139#t26389139

Part 3:http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11411.html?thread=27547795#t27547795

Part 4:http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11411.html?thread=27551123#t27551123

Re: "Das Betthäschen" - Prussia/South Italy

(Anonymous) 2012-07-03 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I second this recommendation so very much! I looooooooooooooove this fill!

Sealand, His Entire Life

(Anonymous) 2010-04-15 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)

I know it's hard to believe but the author succeeds in both keeping Sealand IC and incredibly sympathetic. A wonder of a fic, splendidly written! I think I got converted to a Peter fan.

this anon seconds this rec

(Anonymous) 2010-04-15 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I second this. it is a deeply-thought out fic, written with splendid details and a wonderful style, it makes you ache over and over again.


(Anonymous) - 2010-04-17 13:22 (UTC) - Expand

Prelude To Cold - Russia/Lithuania, America/Lithuania

(Anonymous) 2010-04-15 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)

Words cannot describe how amazing this fill is. Russia is amazingly in character and just...oh my God, from start to finish the whole set-up is outstanding, clever, heartbreaking and so very, deliciously desperate and sadistic. I must have re-read it a hundred times and it still gives me butterflies in my stomach. It makes me so sad that the author never continued it.

two recs, Prussia/Poland & Poland/France

(Anonymous) 2010-04-15 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Prussia/Poland, blowjob in the car

Poland/France +Prussia/Italy, Hungary/America, strip club managers, AU


"Under Control" - Prussia/Colonial America (from Part 3)

(Anonymous) 2010-04-15 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Part 1: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/4567.html?thread=7552215#t7552215

Part 2: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/6850.html?thread=9059266#t9059266

Hands down one of the best Hetalia fics I have ever read!

Set in 18th century, Prussia helps America train his troops.

Deliciously kinky, and extremely well written, with historical references.

Re: "Under Control" - Prussia/Colonial America (from Part 3)

(Anonymous) 2012-12-26 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded so hard. Mein Gott, this was delicious.