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Sealand/Latvia - Nice, sweet sex, as little angst as possible please
If this has been done, please tell anon where because anon cannot find it.
The canon diary strip where America gives England a condom - he rectifies the problem of England (apparently) not having a partner to use said condom with.
Bonus if anon continues the strip's theme of the differences between American and British English.
The canon diary strip where America gives England a condom - he rectifies the problem of England (apparently) not having a partner to use said condom with.
Bonus if anon continues the strip's theme of the differences between American and British English.
Prompt: Why USA really keeps going back for UK's food.
Kink: UK in an apron
Bonus is for some slightly pedo background (from young USA towards England) of America developing his apron kink.
Doesn't have to include the bonus, but I get a cheap thrill out of the thought of a young America lusting after his British nanny.... please ANYTHING anons!
Kink: UK in an apron
Bonus is for some slightly pedo background (from young USA towards England) of America developing his apron kink.
Doesn't have to include the bonus, but I get a cheap thrill out of the thought of a young America lusting after his British nanny.... please ANYTHING anons!
Turkey/Greece
in the back seat of a Honda Civic :D
in the back seat of a Honda Civic :D
Ok, so. I've had an epiphany. You ready?
ROMA ANTIQUA/SPAIN
I'm not looking for porn [though if you feel up to it, I sure won't complain! ;)], just... some sort of dorky, spazzy, "they're so cute~~~" discussion of the Italy brothers by the two who were most like father figures... so, in other words, doting!father bonding tiems :D
I know Roma is... not quite existant anymore, but who cares! Have the Brittania Angel bring him back to life or something, I dunno! And really anon, feel free to take as much liberty with this as you would like... the pairing itself is what truly matters to this anon!
<3<3<3
ROMA ANTIQUA/SPAIN
I'm not looking for porn [though if you feel up to it, I sure won't complain! ;)], just... some sort of dorky, spazzy, "they're so cute~~~" discussion of the Italy brothers by the two who were most like father figures... so, in other words, doting!father bonding tiems :D
I know Roma is... not quite existant anymore, but who cares! Have the Brittania Angel bring him back to life or something, I dunno! And really anon, feel free to take as much liberty with this as you would like... the pairing itself is what truly matters to this anon!
<3<3<3
Putting that water faucet-pipe thing to improper good use. Preferably consensual or dub-con. Doesn't matter who's on the receiving end though Anon does like Russia/China.
First request, hope I did it right. D:
First request, hope I did it right. D:
Geeky!anon is geeky, and strange request is indeed very strange, but here goes: I would lovelovelove to see the Hetalia cast IN SPACE - by which I mean, an approximation of Orson Scott Card's Ender's Game setting.
... I can't be the only one, can I?
... I can't be the only one, can I?
UK demonstrating the manriness of rugby to a stubborn Canada and America
(I mean, Rugby boys don't wear padding like those foofy hockey and football players do)
Bonus if the North Americans call Arthur on croquet, polo, foxhunting, and cricket... hell, even golf. WTF
(I mean, Rugby boys don't wear padding like those foofy hockey and football players do)
Bonus if the North Americans call Arthur on croquet, polo, foxhunting, and cricket... hell, even golf. WTF
JAPAN/GREECE/SWITZERLAND
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BETTER THREESOME.
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BETTER THREESOME.
Okay, so France and some other Country(America, England?) are at a bar, and the one that isn't France gets REALLY DRUNK.
France gets an idea, he quickly writes up some contract in French and tells the other country to sign it, and he convinces them somehow to do so.
The contract turned the country over to France and made them Property of France.
The Country wakes up in France's house with a hangover and confused as to why they're there.
France begins to treat them like a servant giving them their instructions on what to do, "Make me breakfast then give me my morning release" or something like that.
The country is resistant at first because they don't remember ever belonging to France, but eventually they submit to France.
come on Anon, you know you want this >:)...
France gets an idea, he quickly writes up some contract in French and tells the other country to sign it, and he convinces them somehow to do so.
The contract turned the country over to France and made them Property of France.
The Country wakes up in France's house with a hangover and confused as to why they're there.
France begins to treat them like a servant giving them their instructions on what to do, "Make me breakfast then give me my morning release" or something like that.
The country is resistant at first because they don't remember ever belonging to France, but eventually they submit to France.
come on Anon, you know you want this >:)...
Greece x Japan
Japan been a needy little uke XD and Greece: "But the kitties might see..."
DO IT ANON!!!!
WE LACK THIS PAIRING SO MUCH!!! T.T
Japan been a needy little uke XD and Greece: "But the kitties might see..."
DO IT ANON!!!!
WE LACK THIS PAIRING SO MUCH!!! T.T
Normally I don't ship these two, but BBC America's 5 Weeks of Bond has inspired me -
James Bond!UK/Tatiana Romanova!Russia - From Russia With Love
Espionage, forged passports, and sexy times on the Orient Express a plus. :D
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James Bond!UK/Tatiana Romanova!Russia - From Russia With Love
Espionage, forged passports, and sexy times on the Orient Express a plus. :D
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Independent!Latvia finally snaps and kicks the shit out of Russia, pwning him.
Kink: Preferably getting a hold of the faucet and strangling Ivan with it.
Bonus: If Russia ends up fearing him as much as Belarus.
Kink: Preferably getting a hold of the faucet and strangling Ivan with it.
Bonus: If Russia ends up fearing him as much as Belarus.
Inspired by the infamous Ahhnold video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sHvWYAzIRo . This time, Roderich bluntly describes the orgasmic feeling of rocking through a damn good sonata. Basically, overuse of the phrase "I'm coming".
Rod is NOT oblivious; he knows exactly what he's saying and what it means.
The other characters are up to you, Anon!
ReCAPTCHA: "up appearance"
Rod is NOT oblivious; he knows exactly what he's saying and what it means.
The other characters are up to you, Anon!
ReCAPTCHA: "up appearance"
Russia & Finland
Set sometime shortly after Finland joins the Russian Empire as a Grand Duchy where Finland continues to think about Sweden and Russia decides to teach his newest spoil that he belongs to him now.
Really I just wanna see some torment and striking of fear into him, doesn't have to be any sex, just Russia being the psycho man-child he is and fucking around with Finland's head.
Set sometime shortly after Finland joins the Russian Empire as a Grand Duchy where Finland continues to think about Sweden and Russia decides to teach his newest spoil that he belongs to him now.
Really I just wanna see some torment and striking of fear into him, doesn't have to be any sex, just Russia being the psycho man-child he is and fucking around with Finland's head.
Germany/UK A lot of spluttering, awkwardness, pride, and LOLZ.
Belarus/Latvia. It doesn't have to be sex, but I'm certainly not opposed to it.
Anon, you will make my LIFE if you fill this. I have never seen anything for them before.
Anon, you will make my LIFE if you fill this. I have never seen anything for them before.
ChibiItaly asking what is mating to Roderich!
(And a horrified Roman Empire listening to it all XD)
(And a horrified Roman Empire listening to it all XD)
Poland seems to be the only country that's not afraid of Ivan. Actually, all those False Dmitries show that he likes messing with Russia. Plus, I'm getting tired of the rapefics...
UK/Japan
Kimono fetish (Japan in women's kimono)
Kimono fetish (Japan in women's kimono)
Lithuania/Poland (may be, with Lithuania/Belarus).
angst, romance, Poland's UST
+100 with Abba's song "The winner takes it all"
angst, romance, Poland's UST
+100 with Abba's song "The winner takes it all"
Germany/N. Italy <-- They're in high school, had to clean after classes, but ends with sex in the classroom.
+Bonus if in the end to the classroom walks in professor (Maybe France 8D ku ku ku~)
+Bonus if in the end to the classroom walks in professor (Maybe France 8D ku ku ku~)
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