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(Anonymous) 2009-04-20 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Lets have a good ol' Germany/N. Italy fic. Any plot/genre/rating, other pairings and characters very welcomed.

Heres the catch:
Make it as BAD and ENGRISH as possible

Like a 'ran it through a translator a few times' bad.

An example 8D:
http://teagueful.livejournal.com/35657.html?thread=10909769#t10909769

The Idiot-Certain Plant [1/3]

(Anonymous) 2009-04-22 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Prússia was transformed into one enough nation, mainly because it localizes wasn't a nation of this whole number more. This had GOING very, the small brother was its track and her people had requested the section to happen to and the memory. And a safe boy of the man with more hair than the brains pastes and deceit far from the general nakedness and of the idéotie had kept THEIR Germany with his. The intruder had that will stop himself.

The era is long where Roman to the brother it separated one of his. Italy was his supposed of the foundation a nation, family, smooth hybrid-not, an alive brother with and other tomatoe-affectionate ones who, what without the protection it gives unites return. The Venetian era of, was safe of that so of innocent, like this confidence of the manufacture, being thrown benefit the end to fascinate without somebody the attention of. Somebone with its interests with the alcohol, that meant the Roman. Nobody was of advisable the correct confidence and goat-Wild of the color that advisable, this smoothly Venetian one loved in its excessive bed had been deceptive and of those secrecies of its body that diverse had not given instructions. The Roman era to guarantee its station of the work only has taste of the nation a position to do to this secrecies, as soon as the outer opinion, as…

They were wharves with of the destiny and a multitude of the pedestrians, like in the love that one thought is. The Roman exerts pressure exceeds in matchings of the face of the later one in somebody and like around assembled, the end to "of the shout more; HE INDICATES WHERE YOU' EQUALLY AS FAR AS GOING, WORDS DE SEM!" like its Prussia's eyes that had been; and each aged brother, which they are approaching to proprietor-self disperatamente, identificatore a similar alcohol. They had made reference in the arm of the shades in the handspike and had created a idiot-certain plant, the end to separate to its brothers and brothers.

During Germany Canada in its terrace of the information entrance it found days both more successively. Then it has found the Canada's The edges of inside cleaned his.

During him it offers, the Roman was moved in a type of extrawandering ignited. " It sees them far, Venetian? This Bastarddoesn' Ignited attention of T! "

"Don't would want to consider," Schluchzte I gave Veneziano to find his brother' "of case S.; I have liked! How did it dare?" Italy does not admit for music, the painting and the food, nonLiterature, thus Scandinavian Italy didn' State of T that was the oldest return of the book.

Germany exerted pressure on later Canada advanced more that quickly Scandinavian Italy, of that one he executes itself, the end to shout far. Allegro, like these works.

"Why did you do that one?"

"I'm disturbed," Canada has the whisper, "but it had." He then has executed, because nobody would have intentional to remain close at annoyed Germany.

When to reach its house, Venetian Germany call. "If Canada that more than the I it appreciates, I won't receives its method," it has the ignited sniff.

"An attempt, don't far to her understands!"

"I understand perfectly. I hope that you he are happy rent-to produce, but don't would mean again with you." The blow of Scandinavian Italy the telephone and was surrounded for the ascent by its bed and still screaied.

The Idiot-Certain Plant [2/3]

(Anonymous) 2009-04-22 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Germany was sad. It left evils that will focus and a taste is also had that the best sausages as ash-gray leached with Prússia they had always dragged it and they had introduced them the error, so that saissem of the tests of cards or drinks or the game of the Austria's egg Site, but here didn't immediately seems to be very of the end.

Thus she is Venetian poor devil and it is unfavorable Germany, but the one that you would say of Canada? Prussia and the Roman were them fiance, that one, are covered with Germany, when this equally that it indicates, indefinitely of the visualization, confusion of how/as with its/of they arrested the brother. (Wow, elasticity very of the brothers in this history.) Two weeks had been applied and hadn't approached with Canada began to the excluded function made reach TIC TAC.

"I delayed my conclusion of the transaction," Prússia said. "When used?"

But Prússia rolled only its eyes and indicated "ignited; It goes, America."

"I delayed my conclusion of the transaction," Canada was relaunched with the Roman, "Thus, if you are done, who promised?"

"If you decide his you you own the problems," the aforesaid Roman. "I'm materials of stuffed. My small brother screaied incontrôlablement during the two weeks and must lick the ruptures later its front and he, the still later end never to call that one nobody not he method likes of."

"This," Aforesaid Canada, "it peels extremely and if my brother never not I verify, I would perforate his teeth for the interior. From you and Prússia you had forgotten our transaction, I'll too forgotten." It executed around the pagination of the house and Scandinavian the Italy's blow indicator.

Italy's Fixed within the eyes, of that is in buttock that shone. "What you demand, more when homewrecker?"

"It would want to excuse to me. I covered Germany, because its brother and Prússia who you must intentional to break yourself for ascent two. It never had me in each possible interest."

"THE OH NO!" the aforesaid Scandinavian Italy. "I must find it and be excused!" The indicating one was branched and executed far.

"Faults the children," Grumbled of Switzerland, when Italy to the work of its cuts. "My English board obtains later!"

Later Venetian Reached the Switzerland's The English board, but, only as the breakage the conclusion and to the end of the execution of Germany's finishes Yard in the station of the work. Like Germany's he reached; The quarter, than it directly makes load in gate, cries of "I' SAD MR.!"

Prússia felt to the group in the movement of the action and, the end to open gate, before done Germany.

"What you demand?"

"Canada indicated everything to me," Venetian it said to one of the nations, of which it had persecuted of the meeting, "necessity E-I apologize."

"Germany won't Maintenance of you. he's… or a little dies. Yes. died."

It was not a better Prússia of the excuses could with increase. Scandinavian Italy was constantly noisy, but its preoccupation could decide the inoperative men.

"GERMANYYYYYY!"

Germany has the felt.

"Italy?" it wanted knowledge.

"I can still feel its voice! " Sobbed I gave Veneziano.

Germany run out itself, the end to see, what is continued.

The Idiot-Certain Plant [3/3]

(Anonymous) 2009-04-22 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Unit of the process of rotation of Germany, I' sad M.S! Canada indicated to me that everything, therefore I wine to only excuse I too late was!"

"Too late?"

"E-I'm the sad dies to him! wasn't isn't my defect?"

"They die it? Who indicated that he that I keep died?"

Prússia has the thought for the whistles that was a good stay, "Curses! still defeats!" passage of and distant. Thus it did.

Germany would persecute to traverse, more ahead that sketching of its that the brother of or did not let the love of his length to be bawling and very here

"They die before an interrupted interior, didn't? Can't oh the units of rotation of process of Germany, you never pardon?" Scandinavian necessary Italy, his observes gloss with the ruptures.

Germany swept Venetian in its handspikes and it covered it. "I consider myself like a rotation unit that it processes?"

Liquid Scandinavian Italy. "Oooh," it said, "Germany, I'm so sad for" Germany cut it with one another kiss, took and carreg the intern.

Prússia, nondiverse the one that knows, where one goes, executed to the house, of what Roman and the Venetian one divided. "Curses!" screaied with its Co-tracer of graphs. "We've the fifth defeats still of the summers!"

"Oh no!" Panted of the Roman. "Now, this hug in my handspikes during storms? Who the whisper does equally in the twilight? With which it breaks straining of his front?"

"This," Aforesaid Prússia said, "it peels extremely, but, any sad one I admit here and only that they finish to the employee of it."

Thus the Prússia embraced Roman in its handspikes and has whispered he in the twilight and the Prússia didn't The sensitivity located more.

Ever since the aged brothers alliviated to its isolation and young person, what the decree (both sex, naturally) permutated, didn't thinks indifferent, than to the end it crawls.

And therefore, EACH UNIT WITH RUSSIA BECAME.

Oh to da Pee

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Italy dream of a state where is bad

(Anonymous) 2009-04-22 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Some Engrish for You:


“Germany!”

When he inquires about the scream, awakens Germany, he know the complete well which he sees he when opened that eye.
“What which has been turned to Italian here, is?”. He required, “4 of morning o'clock is. And, put in place certain pants!

“But Germany!” It slurped the fearful dream where Italy had me and cried.

Germany groaned through that hair, moved the hand. Perhaps this time is required for a while. It possessed the dream “the pasta concerning the world where it uses up for the second time?”

“NO and NO, that was not worse!” As for Italy it was. Looking at the thing dream which “as for me Germany cannot go out, I find him everywhere! ”

“In order for it to be possible to see, it is good, I am good”. called Germany.

He laughed Italy happily, secretly threw that arm around high German. “Ne and ne, Germany. I tonight here may sleep just?”

As for Germany he most every night slept recently there, in the impulse which says thing Italy which was moved to substituting exactly because it resists, the place it can be less crowded. “First put in place certain pants exactly.”

Because he ran in order to grasp certain pants the delighted Italian, sleep has completely with that next door where Italy can do to the sound which creaks - the German pants, is not agreeable at all, has exposed from , as for Germany on the other hand. He reversed, tightened that eye, and tried the thing.

“Germany and Germany”. He felt that who is pierced with that.

“What where is that, Italy?”. The he was dissatisfaction.

“As for Germany he would like to inquire about the song which I made? As for that there is Germany of the just you are surprised, if sad me I cannot find him, and how concerning whether is, it is completely.”

“Morning, in Italy”. Germany was attached a sigh.

He became tense when he feels the Italian embrace with that next door. “Sweet dream, Germany!” As for Italy the thing saying which the same speed whose it is normal for he to take that siestas, and the snore which is begun quietly promptly scratches.

When now simply, it is warm, he did not think of that a little Italian who pushes vis-a-vis Germany at all slept.


A/N: I translated this to japanese and then back again. And no - there is not actually any sex in this, despite what it sounds like XD
I highly encourage sequals.

Re: Italy dream of a state where is bad

(Anonymous) 2009-04-22 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Aha! Anon actually guessed at the translation, based on the syntactic structure and verb placement!

What a nerd.

Haha, "certain pants". "First put in place certain pants exactly"! I love it.

OP~

(Anonymous) 2009-04-22 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
Germany groaned through that hair, moved the hand.

lolwut

PFFFFT right before I have to leave too XD haha that was cute~! I giggled. Thank you anon~

Re: Italy dream of a state where is bad

(Anonymous) 2009-04-22 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS. THIIIIIIIISSSSSS. FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER READ, WRITER!ANON.

You have officially made my month. ♥

Re: Italy dream of a state where is bad

(Anonymous) 2009-04-22 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
haha, thank babelfish for the lulz, I only provided a simple little germany/N.italy fic :)

Re: Italy dream of a state where is bad

(Anonymous) 2009-04-22 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
CERTAIN PANTS~! XDDDDD *brb laughing hysterically*

Re: Italy dream of a state where is bad

(Anonymous) 2009-04-23 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Germany and Germany!"
LOL PRUSSIA GET OUT OF THERE.
"As for Germany he would like to inquire about the song which I made?"
I just...Italy should always talk like this.

Re: Italy dream of a state where is bad

(Anonymous) 2009-05-29 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
lol irl @ the Prussia comment!

They do not shout about!

(Anonymous) 2009-04-22 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Translated from English to German to Italian and back to English. :3
(you might still be able to recognize it, but...*shrug* :P)
Also, no actual sex happens.


Feliciano gave to him, sobbing strong, and Louis thought it all a little 'unfair, since he was really sick. Assumed. Maybe.

"Down with." He muttered, looking at other people in the waiting room, pretending not to notice, the German man and his hysterical Italian husband. Nice of them, but it did not work.

Feliciano, the head of the shoulder Ludwig, Puffy eyes and nose running.

"B-but you are sick and ~, and I could not live if ..."

"Shut up, I'll be fine. It is probably something like a. .. stomach flu.

He had learned the hard way not to say that he had eaten something, because usually Feliciano cooked for them. Thank God did not then public.

"But the other day he fainted!"

Louis winced and reddened.

"They do not shout about!" he hissed, looking around the waiting room again. People who have avoided his eyes. Well.

"Excuse me ...?"

Oh, it was the doctor. Searching ... confused, and Louis could not know whether good or evil.

"Uh, if you follow me, I will be the problem ...."

They have, and he did. And then, after much shouting unbelievingly (Ludwig), display of laboratory tests and ultrasound images and the like (the doctor) and tears (Ludwig Feliciano. If the car on their way home, he has embraced and certainly not a tear. NO), was clear. Or rather, things were so crazy as usual.

At least it was not to die. Although, it seems the best time.

OP

(Anonymous) 2009-04-23 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
YOU GUYS ARE SPOILING ME~

Silly Feliciano, Ludwig Louis will be fine. Pfft I heartily lol'd.

"Uh, if you follow me, I will be the problem ...." I laughed hard at that for some reason.

Thank you anon! XD

Re: OP

(Anonymous) 2009-04-23 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
*looks at it*
That last line. It's better than my original. =_=.../''D

FOILED BY AN AUTOMATIC TRANSLATOR, CURSES~!!! DX

Let us get some food (1/1)

(Anonymous) 2009-04-23 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Translated from Danish to English. I never though a translator could screw up that many words as it did o__O"

Italy had devoted most of the morning to bring together a jigsaw, while Germany orderly its papers. In order to avoid going in the way, he had placed itself on the floor in a corner, where he could predict the image of a lamb, slowly was taking shape, the more pieces he got it together. Around him was piles of papers and maps, and although we had gone hours, was Germany only half way through its office.

"Ne, Germany," Italy up from its work to the switching nation, which at the time was bendy with half of the body in a cupboard, "we must not do something fun?"

Germany took less time to respond Italy, but grunted just helplessness. "Listen you? Let us do something fun, not? We could eat pasta. What will you say to the?"

"Italy, can you not see, I have busy?” Germany corrected themselves up with his arm full of contracts. Or agreements. Or what it was in any case so that it is sad. "I have also busy," replied Italy and, against its jigsaw, "but that is why I can eat anything."

"Not now. Later. Low you animals finished." "It is a LAMB." "A lamb is also an animal." Italy must down on the picture. "Spain is always time to my brother,” he said slowly, while he pushed a brick across the carpet. Germany noted not true comments as Italy continued in a slightly higher volume: "They eat with guarantee supper together right now, while Spain gives its full attention to him."

Germany closed a cupboard. "Good for him." "Germany!" Italy set up with the arms given to cross. His ass was like a their whiny as in Germany's ears, and he commonly annoyed against children on his floor. "Germany," retarded Italy, "I would also eat dinner with you. Can you not like me more? Germany, Germany, Germany, Germany-"

"Fine!' Germany gave in. Italy more up, since the words left his foot. "Okay ... Let us eat dinner. This is still too dusty and hard in the long term." Italy jumped up and grip Germany by his arm, excited him with them while he pleased pepper: "Can we not also have sex to pepper you up? What with something with ropes? It is a long time ago, Germany, cordage!”

“Well, it is only on you. While I work further," sigh the other. Italy whiny unhappy all the way to kitchen.

OP

(Anonymous) 2009-04-23 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Jesus H. Christ
His ass was like a their whiny as in Germany's ears.
Can we not also have sex to pepper you up?
"Germany," retarded Italy

Fuck

This was too funny XD
Ilu anon

Re: Let us get some food (1/1)

(Anonymous) 2009-04-23 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
AAHAHAHA "retarded Italy"
i didn't know "retard" was a verb
oh my godddd
"cordage!"

Re: Let us get some food (1/1)

(Anonymous) 2009-04-26 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Italy had devoted most of the morning to bring together a jigsaw

"Hello, Italia. I'd like to play a game..."

*bricked*

Very amusing, anon, thank you for sharing~

Re: Let us get some food (1/1)

(Anonymous) 2009-04-27 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
"It is a LAMB."

CAN YOU SAY "LAMB", GERMANY?

Re: Let us get some food (1/1)

(Anonymous) 2010-05-30 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Italy up from its work to the switching nation, which at the time was bendy with half of the body in a cupboard"

Nobody noticed Italy hiding a body in the cupboard?

Germany's Terrible Holidays [1/1]

(Anonymous) 2009-04-25 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Italy leaned at him, rather as, by the arm carefully leading him, as being the sober between the two. Germany was a good, rigid drunkard, but an entire day in such chattering, positive company was supposed the reason which he had decided to exaggerate this evening.

'Italy,' he said, dangerously affected and gets caught his balance against a close convenient wall. 'Are we lost?'

'Hmm? Oh! No. Nononono, naturally not,' Italy answered, as if straight, waking up of a dream. 'I know where we are exactly. The hotel should straight around the corner.'

'It's well' Germany said a little hopelessly. 'Because I think I'm which goes to be sick.'

Italy pulled up him above with a small grunt, and they took their slow procession along the channel, Germany's loads a dragging a little over the stone. Then they took a clockwise rotating by a tightness and uncomfortably a dark lane, while Italy hums completely.

'You are safe we're not lost?' Germany asks weakly now.

'Look, I know the place,' Italy insured happy. 'Improve as a everyone. Venezia? Veneziano? Eh?'

'But it's darkness,' the other protested. Do not imagine Germany can, like everyone in the situation are to explain their way by all those small roads and dead ends and channels without…

Splash!

...Good, that.

'Germanyyyy!'

If cold water squirted so suddenly completely over him, Germany jerked of drunk condition, but not enough, in order to realize immediately, which had happened straight. The hands, impetuously at its legs and seized before he could himself were gotten caught, slid over the edge and...

Splash!

'I fell into the channel!' Italy whined, squeezed his hair out from his eyes and stared with Germany during one moment on, while the other one seemed, straight on and off jerkily to move slowly. 'Oh. You fell also!'

Completely soberly and much, much cold, Germany was surprised, if Italy had to always inform him over the obvious.

'I think,' he said slowly, 'it's being many simpler finding the hotel now.'

Italy sneezed in the answer.

'Come,' Germany pushed, pressed themselves from the water with no any difficulty and hold his hand out and around Italy to help out in addition. They went much more carefully now, both to dripping terribly along cobble.

'Ger-m-m-man-n-y?'

'What is it?'
'Are you m-furious?'

It arose to him then the fact that Italy was trembling, and he slowed his step down and disputing slid an arm around his shoulders.

'It was my own disturbance,' he said. 'I should not have received in such a way drunk. I assume that of us one at least to be completely awake if walking the streets together' He regarded down Italy, which regarded above him with weak trace of the reproach.

'I am sorry,' Germany said. 'That was a joke.'

Italy's eye widened and Germany was again surprised, how quickly his tendency from nothing could improve.

'Wow really?

'Yes' he said with small smile and pulled his arm around Italy firmly straight. 'I joke sometimes. Now let's hurry above, before a real cold get caught.'

Based on Germany's interest in sightseeing in Italy (no pun intended, other than what Hidekaz had in mind), and a personal almost-experience in Venice. Hope OP likes.

OP

(Anonymous) 2009-04-26 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
OH GOD ITALY
That (for Italy) is a new level of fail. But it was sweet and I lol'd hard XD

God you guys are spoiling me, you're awesome anon~!

In an Afternoon of Thursday

(Anonymous) 2009-04-27 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
written in my native language and then translated via Google. Just something very short and random!

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"Hey, hey, Germany, when will you finish work?" The little Italian was hanging on the neck of German, whining. Again.

"I said, Italy, still have much to do. Because you are not doing a macaroni, I know it, something you keep you busy? "

"But I want to spend time with you!" Italy took the situation a step further, sitting on the lap of Germany. Immediately, the country encabulado pushed him out of his neck and coughing.

"It will make your pasta dinner that I'm going with you later. Now I have to finish it. "

Therefore, Italy sighed and went out of office.

Not happened and a minute's silence before he returned.

"Alemanhaaaa," whining Italia. "Without you it is very boring!"

"Italia," Germany began, raising his voice and a hand.

"And if I make gnocchi? You will eat with me? It has potatoes! "

"Not only I like potatoes," grunt Germany.

"And if I bring sausage? Then would you? "

Germany looked at the stack of papers still awaiting his signature, and the Italian hopes his company.

"Okay," he said, standing up slowly. "But just this time. Next you kitchen alone! "

OP

(Anonymous) 2009-04-27 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
o hai Portuguese anon I think

Because you are not doing a macaroni

I LOL'D
Oh God Thank you anon XD Something nice to keep my mind off the heat~!

Writer!anon

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