"but who was the cat and who was the dog? Who was the pussy and who was the bitch?"

'"I may not be good at holding colonies, but you know at what I am?” He didn’t wait for a response, “Burning heretics.”'

Those lines. Oh goodness those were brilliant!
I love the teaser, anon! I can't wait to read the rest~
(I'm gonna put it on the fills list for you so others can see it!)