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Hetalia kink meme part 27

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England/America Founding out your Pregrant after a break up

(Anonymous) 2015-10-03 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Alfred Jones just had a very messy tricky break up. When everything finally calm down and moving on with his life. He founds himself Pregrant by his ex boyfriend.

Any pair, mutual masturbation.

(Anonymous) 2015-10-03 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
An unusually specific scenario I like; two characters masturbating while leaning on each other back-to-back, carrying on a conversation. They aren't really attracted to each other or they'd just turn around, but the conversation could be about shared kinks or a person or people who they are attracted to. Alcohol and/or pot may be involved. Can be easy and friendly between BFFs or outright competitive.

Quite like this with Hungary and Poland or Prussia, or America and Russia or Canada.

Potential filler here!

(Anonymous) 2016-03-05 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Would human AU with America and Russia work? (With both not being in a relationship/crushing)

America, other nations: America snaps

(Anonymous) 2015-10-04 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
So Anon recently got into the awesome comic book series Irredeemable, which is basically the story of a Superman expy that, due to a series of different factors, goes insane and turns from earth's most beloved superhero to its worst mass murderer while his teammates try to find a way to stop him.

Well... what if Alfred goes through the same? He had enough, be it getting tired of paying the hero or sick of everyone talking bad about him behind his back, whatever it is. What matters is that he has utterly snapped and no longer holding back, while the other nations are scrambling to stop him (some want to kill him, others like Arthur and Francis want to redeem him).

Its Alfred's truth, his justice, his way. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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any/any - dubcon

(Anonymous) 2015-10-06 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
want a pair of characters fucking where focus is on the bottom or the girl (I'm fine with either) completely unravels in their partners hands because the sex is just to good. They go from grumpy, disinterested or stressed to giving themselves over to the moment and their partner. I don't mind it being a little over the top, I'm looking for smut after all.

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(Anonymous) 2015-10-06 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
I hope the title makes sense for the request.

Bonus 1: the context involves stress regarding work for one or both of them
Bonus 2: bottom Russia
Bonus 3: bottom Japan

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DenNyo!Nor - Jealous lil bro

(Anonymous) 2015-10-08 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
AU! Nyo!Nor is pregnant and the couple give the good news to their friends, but Ice dont take it well. He felt jealous and nervious, because the teeneager think his older sister will left him behind after the baby born and react in the wrong way.

But when the time pass and his sister pregnancy complicated, he will realize about how wrong he was, because Nor will ever be his older sister and never left him behind.

Male!Belarus/Female!America - Halloween

(Anonymous) 2015-10-09 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
The Nations throw a Halloween party. In an attempt to beat England in their yearly scare competition, America dresses up as Clementine the psychopath (from Overlord) and pulls off a flawless acting routine.

Male!Belarus finds this incredibly sexy.

Make it weird anons


Any/Japan - Prostitution

(Anonymous) 2015-10-10 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care much about the pairings, I just want to see Japan selling his body around and doing so in a refined way.
Plain sex with no falling in love is alright, but feel free to turn it into love if you'd like ... It's okay as long as Japan has more than just one customer through the fanfiction.

Bonus: Japan can also top
Bonus: customers include one or more characters from this list: Germany, France, Austria, Russia, Spain, Poland, Netherlands.
Bonus: one of the customers is a girl (preferably in the canonverse, no genderbends/Fems)

Re: Any/Japan - Prostitution

(Anonymous) 2015-10-10 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I forgot to add that I want Japan to sell himself of his own accord, no drama involved.

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Francis- 1/2

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South Italy/Spain +Portugal- teasing

(Anonymous) 2015-10-13 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
Au setting preferred.

While Romano has had a huge crush on Spain since forever, he finds it hard to make a move since (other than his personality), he knows Spain sees him only like a younger brother.

For Portugal, the next best thing to teasing Spain himself is making Romano uncomfortable and what better way than to hint at Romano's crush.

Bonus for appearances by France, Belgium, or Netherlands.

Bad Touch Trio- Post apocalypstic world

(Anonymous) 2015-10-13 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Some big scale disaster struck the world (zombies? illness? war? filler's choice), and the population has dwindled to close to zero.

The three countries gain consciousness after whatever had happened had passed. None of them can recall their pasts, with only an instinctual understanding of what they are.

What they do is up to the filler.

FrUKUS - Fluff

(Anonymous) 2015-10-14 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Just some fluffy FrUKUS, please. Either Human or Cardverse AU would be great!

Bonus: Alfred & Francis are with Arthur, but not each other.

BonusBonus: Smut, but not PWP.

USUK - NonCon

(Anonymous) 2015-10-14 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Alfred rapes Arthur. Preferably a human AU, but I don't mind too much. And please, I beg of you, don't have Arthur somehow falling for Alfred in the process. Some realistic traumatisation would be great, and Alfred, of course, doesn't even understand what he did that was so wrong.

A/B and Ensemble-The Unbreakable Nation A

(Anonymous) 2015-10-15 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Something like The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Nation A escapes a cult or some other insular community and now has to attempt a normal life. Good thing they have met all these loveable misfits to help them!

Bonus: They end up being the reclusive B's live in nanny/house keeper whatever and inspire b to be more social again

Spamano - bisexual awakenings & infidelity

(Anonymous) 2015-10-16 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
Lovino is married to a woman (preferably an OC and not one of the canon girls) and has been for a few years. His marriage isn't bad, but it's stale, and neither of them wants to admit that it isn't working for them anymore. And then he meets Antonio - he could be anything, the new poolboy, the new housekeeper, the new next-foor neighbor, as long as he and Lovino have the opportunity to see each other, a lot.

Antonio is openly gay, and flirts with Lovino, who realizes that he actually enjoys it. How he handles it is up to you, but they end up having a secret sexual relationship.

Potential author!anon!

(Anonymous) 2015-11-04 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I might do this! Would OP like smut? ^^

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Belgium, Spain- the wonderful world of shipping

(Anonymous) 2015-10-16 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Hungary influences Belgium, and now whenever boss Spain interacts with other male countries, she views it all with shipping glasses.

GerIta and SpaMano-a restaurant AU

(Anonymous) 2015-10-17 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
The Italians own a restaurant that is delicious but not quite fiscally successful. They try to get their shit together and,of course,there are hijinks. No preference on side characters but I would like at least one brother being single at the beginning.

Bonus 1: Germany is the son of an investor who has a disastrous first meal. But the place is so charming...

Bonus 2: Spain is their best customer, only occasionally he can't pay his bill and has taken to working it off around the place.

Re: GerIta and SpaMano-a restaurant AU

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Seconded so very hard.


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America/Latvia – size difference and watersports

(Anonymous) 2015-10-18 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Basically, America is so big and Latvia is so small that when they fuck, America’s cock puts pressure on Latvia’s bladder, enough that he actually pisses himself if America fucks him hard enough.

This could part something they both liked the idea of and planned to do ahead, or totally accidental on both their parts, but I don’t want to see anything non-con or dub-con, like America forcing Latvia to keep going when Latvia gets the urge to go or anything like that. Maybe Latvia makes himself to keep going because he’s embarrassed and doesn’t want to say anything, but I really don’t want America forcing him to do anything.

Bonus 1: if it’s accidental, I’d love to see some comfort and/or realization that “woah that was actually pretty hot” afterwards.
Bonus 2: including other aspects of their size difference, like America holding Latvia up when they’re fucking, stuff like that.

Turkey/Greece, noncon

(Anonymous) 2015-10-18 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
Turkey can't let go of his favorite. If Greece won't agree, then Turkey will force him. Bonus points if Turkey is feeling guilty and horrified the whole time (he knows that this is going to screw up his relations with Greece even more than ever) but he doesn't stop, regardless.

Lithuania/Poland - first time and mutual masturbation

(Anonymous) 2015-10-18 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
Lithuania and Poland have been dating for a while and decide they're ready to sleep together. When the time comes though, they're both still feeling a little uneasy about it. Rather than not have sex at all however, they decide to try easing themselves into it by watching each other masturbate, looking but not touching.

Canon, AU, and nyotalia are all fine.

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Just to ask; would you like the pair to be virgins?

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Turning human-various

(Anonymous) 2015-10-18 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
A nation falls in love with a human of historical importance (does not have to be political importance), and because of their status as a country, can to an extent feel the shift of what is to come in the near future. Their position prohibits them from warning the human they love, or get in the way of what their people are going to do.

I want this country to snap, break taboos as a nation and act on personal feelings. Desperately seek a way to become human so they can be together, while worried fellow countries watch on.

Possible candidates- France, Russia, Japan, Spain, England.

Re: Turning human-various. Potential A!A

(Anonymous) 2015-10-25 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I am very tempted to do this with Russia and Anastasia Romanov. Does that sound okay? You'd have to give me a bit of time to bush up on my history (It's been years since I've taken my Russian History Class) and I'm also a slow writer, but I like this idea so I'll work on it.

PS: If you don't like the pairing idea, I can easily do another, I'm pretty good with English, American, French, and Canadian Histories and can play with the idea of using them instead.

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AMERICA/GERMANY - breastfeeding

(Anonymous) 2015-10-18 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
After WWII, the Allies were mighty pissed off at Germany, and in the immediate aftermath starved them out for a while. (There was official policy in place to let the standard of living fall to the "average" of Europe, which was not a high average at the time.) Germany is starving.

At some point, Germany is in America's presence and goes into a semi-catonic state. America, who is still not pleased with him, goes to his aid because America's the hero. Germany, who is not sentient, starts to try and nurse from him.

Whether or not actual feeding occurs/this is a normal nation thing/America allows it/America is male or female/sex gets involved is up to anon.

eurocentric- Royal Court

(Anonymous) 2015-10-19 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm the original requester of this


and since it was in 2011 and there's probably no chance of the author!anon continuing (as great as its start was)... I would LOVE another interpretation or continuation of the prompt.

Here is the copy-paste of the prompt

Ancient Rome, ruler of a powerful kingdom dies during a long war. He's left two grandsons but for some reason, has never announced the heir to his throne.

Younger prince Feliciano starts to gain support as people think he would be easy to manipulate, while few follow prince Lovino as he's stubborn and hard to please. There's also the bastard child Antonio who's charismatic, friendly, and has led many successful battles. Germania as the past king's adviser sits on the throne 'temporarily', but he also has children that would be suitable to rule.

While all this goes on however, the war gets worse and things get desperate.

Any pairing's are welcome!

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Anon reposted requests have a home at the repost journal

Then again the kink meme's pretty dead so idk if the mods are even around still/care *Shrugs*

I may have to give this a go. I've had it saved since your first requested it... and have thought about it again... I'll see if I can get this out of it's 4 year long quasi-planning stage. no promises though.

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Latvia, sexuality, frustration

(Anonymous) 2015-10-21 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not the only one who thinks Latvia is pretty obviously homosexual, right? He's made a few comments about musclular men, not to mention that daydream about a shirtless, swole rabbit.

So, I'd like to see a situation wherein Latvia is his usual nervous, trembling self around some older male nations, all of whom dismiss it as intimidation. But, you know, he's actually just a pubescent teenage boy in the middle of one of the sausage fears that is a world meeting.

Bonus if it occurs to absolutely no one that Latvia might be gay, and they keep trying to hook him up with girls or have manly macho camping getaways.

Can contain smut, or just be a humor/SOL.

Re: Latvia, sexuality, frustration: mini-fill with Germany and Prussia

(Anonymous) 2015-12-13 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, Germany wondered, could the Mediterranean nations never organize anything? Take today, for example - please. Even for Greece it was unseasonally hot, but the air conditioning for the conference center didn't work, Greece himself was asleep - again - and absolutely nothing was happening to fix it.

He was half-tempted to return home for long enough to collect his tools and repair the blasted thing himself, only he knew if he did he'd be accused of trying to take over. Again. Honestly, there were times he was tempted to hand the entire mess over to Prussia and just retire and raise dogs or repair cars or something. Something that made sense.

It didn't help that France had removed his shirt and had to be forcibly prevented from removing his trousers as well. Spain and both Italies followed suit soon after, although they - God be thanked - made no attempt to take their trousers off. After the Nordics - all of them - joined the shirtless trend, Germany stopped trying to enforce decency. He left his shirt on, although he did unbutton it so what little air circulation their was could cool his undershirt. It was uncomfortable, but he wasn't about to strip off around France.

His brother had no such reservations, and currently sprawled in his chair, shirtless. Germany was used to that, although he really didn't like it when Prussia paraded around the rest of the world half-naked, and not just because he preferred more clothing on than even his people did. It was the looks Prussia got from the other nations, half-lidded gazes that said without words "I'd like to tap that", and the way Prussia himself seemed utterly oblivious to the way the rest of the world's minds turned to sex when Prussia took his shirt off.

Not that Prussia was the only one to inspire that response: America got it too, and - on those rare occasions when he wasn't fading into the background - Canada. Australia was another popular choice, and the one time Germany had been caught shirtless he was quite certain he figured in more than a few lust-induced fantasies. His fellow nations had all the moral restraint of cats in heat.

"Uh, M-m-m-mister G-g-germany?"

He turned to Latvia, who - poor thing - was even more of a trembling, flushing mess than usual. The heat and so many shirtless nations must be terrifying him (Germany privately considered the prospect of a shirtless Russia quite sufficiently traumatizing). "Yes, Latvia?"

"C-could we m-m-maybe t-t-take a b-break?"

If Latvia's face got any redder he might suffer heat stroke, and that thought was enough to convince Germany a break was needed. "Yes." He raised his voice to call the break - not that anything productive was happening - and informed his fellow nations that they would reconvene at six in the evening when it would - hopefully - be cool enough to at least consider the meeting agenda.


Conversation swirled around the resort swimming pool. Unlike the conference center, the resort where the nations were staying actually had functional cooling, but most of the nations had chosen to cool off around the pool. Australia and America had teamed up in an attempt to get as many nations into the water as they could, Australia with a big grin and a teeny tiny bathing costume that wouldn't have been out of place in a strip club (he called it "dick togs", which was just confusing. What in the world were 'togs'?). America at least covered everything that should be covered and didn't have Florida straining thin spandex. The board shorts might be garish (honestly, star spangled underwear?) but at least they weren't obscene.

Liechtenstein wore a modest one-piece, and Hungary and Belgium tiny bikinis (those things couldn't possibly support their... them properly). All three lazed in the shallow end of the pool, in a section shaded by an ugly pavilion. Germany himself had chosen plain board-short style trunks and a tee shirt. In this heat they covered enough without being excessive, and swimming laps - or as close as he could get to it in the artistically shaped pool - helped to burn off frustration without tempting him to beat sense into anyone.

The scraps of chatter he heard drifted past him without really registering: Lithuania and Estonia trying to convince Latvia to talk to Liechtenstein or Belgium. "They don't bite. Not unless you ask!"

Hungary speculating on the latest relationship gossip, only to be corrected by France. Germany was thankful his not-exactly-relationship with Italy Veneziano had long since been dismissed by Hungary as 'boring'.

Russia's creepy laughter and everyone else's exclamations of shock when he actually took his scarf off and joined the others in the pool, followed by Australia's cheerful offer of "swimming lessons" in a tone that said there wouldn't be much actual swimming being done.

Germany didn't want to think about that. Sure, nothing scared Australia, but sex with Russia was not for the faint-hearted. Aside from anything else, there was the risk of frozen vital regions.

America shouting "Oh god! Not in the pool! Ew!"

Germany decided he'd done enough swimming. If the rest of the world wanted an orgy, fine, but he was not participating.

Latvia hovered near where he'd left his towel, wringing his hands and shaking. Poor boy was still flushed from the heat, too. He waited until Germany had toweled off before he asked, "Mister Germany... is Mister P-prussia all right? I... I thought he'd be here?"

That was rather sweet of him, Germany thought. Mostly the other nations were thankful when Prussia wasn't around. "He's fine, Latvia. He prefers not to be outside in this kind of sun. He sunburns too easily." Germany had used plenty of sunblock before coming out to the pool: with Prussia even that wasn't always enough.

"Would... do you think... he'd m-mind... if I -"

Germany tried to make his smile as gentle as he could (Both Italies told him he was terrifying when he smiled). "I'm sure he'd be delighted if you visited." Although Latvia's trembling and stammering would get tiring very quickly, at least for Germany. He really didn't like it when the others were scared of him: it reminded him too much of the war years.

Well, Prussia might never admit it, but he had a major weakness for the small and cute, and Latvia was both. He'd probably act the way he did around Liechtenstein, all sweet and kind and the perfect gentleman. Prussia might even be able to convince the boy that Switzerland wouldn't kill him if he socialized with Liechtenstein a little.


Germany wasn't at all surprised to find the room he and Prussia shared scrupulously neat. He'd learned those habits from his brother, after all. Prussia himself sat at the small desk with his laptop, reading and occasionally typing, a ferocious frown on his face for a moment before he rose and turned. "Done already, brother? Oh, hello, Latvia. What can I do for you?"

Latvia's mouth fell open.

Germany closed the door and made sure he didn't smile. Prussia's real nature wasn't the loudmouthed lout he pretended to be in public, and it always - always shocked the others to discover this.

"I... um..." Now Latvia flushed a deep, dark red. "I..." He looked down, trembling.

Germany wondered if he should try to reassure the smaller nation, but before he could act his brother said, "Spit it out, kid. I promise not to laugh at you or get angry at you."

That only made Latvia turn redder. "I... I..." With a sound of frustration, he gave up trying to speak and pushed his trunks down. Trunks that - and Germany realized this only now - were loose enough to completely conceal an erection that clearly explained all of Latvia's flushing and stammering.

He was quite certain his own face had caught fire.

Prussia's grin was absolutely wicked. "I see." He stretched, the tee-shirt he wore clearly showing every muscle. "And you'd like us to fix it for you?"

Latvia still couldn't manage to get words out, but he could and did nod. Emphatically. He looked from Germany to Prussia and back, and now Germany was quite certain this had been his problem from the start.

Yes, Germany's face was definitely on fire, and the heat had spread to his ears. As well as further south.

Prussia drew the curtains, grinning even more broadly. "How could I refuse such a heartfelt salute?" His eyes seem to almost glow in the dimness.

UK + Any- Missing eyebrows

(Anonymous) 2015-10-21 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
One day, Arthur wakes up with his eyebrows missing.

Do people recognise him? Was it stolen from him? Will it wreak havoc on the balance of the world?

Re: UK + Any- Missing eyebrows

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Oh my god, someone NEEDS to fill this.

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Any guardian & ward(s), "Quicksand House".

(Anonymous) 2015-10-21 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I recently read Carlton Mellick III's book "Quicksand House", a surreal creepy story about two children who have lived their whole lives in their own small suite in a huge mansion, raised by a nanny and automated housework machines; their parents live in the main house, but the children have never seen them. I'd love to see a fresh take on that idea.

1P/2P, reversed genitalia.

(Anonymous) 2015-10-21 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
The 2Ps are generally understood to be opposites to their counterparts. Let's play with an idea stolen from a really old Homestuck fic that they also have the opposite genitalia; i.e. cis male and trans female 2Ps have vaginas, cis female and trans male ones have penises (assuming their gender/sex combo identity is otherwise the same as their 1P version and their secondary sexual characteristics are the same as would be expected for normal humans and the 1Ps). 1P and 2P versions of whoever you want proceed to bang. Doesn't have to be selfcest, pick whichever and however many characters you want.