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Hetalia kink meme part 27

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Russia + Sweden - Stare Down

(Anonymous) 2015-07-20 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
This is a little iffy and hopefully not offensive, so bear with me.

Anon read an article that stated Sweden may join NATO soon. Russia, in response, has stated that while Sweden is not a military target of theirs there were will be "counter measures" if Sweden does join.

So, I'd like a fic where Russia subtly threatens Sweden but Sweden's having none of it. No need to include whether or not Sweden joins NATO or make Russia a villain. I just want something that involves these two big, intimidating guys subtly going at it.

Any, captivity, hurt/comfort.

(Anonymous) 2015-07-20 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Human officers/leaders (please not obviously real people) hand over a captured nation to their own nation and possibly their allied nations, expecting them to torture/rape/kill the prisoner. Of course, they don't; nations all know each other and are at least respectful to each other. The nation may try to explain this to them, or just give up and shut themselves away with the prisoner and play cards with them or something.

possible A!A

(Anonymous) 2015-07-31 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi! Is Ame/Ita something you might like? I have an idea that might be sweet.


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A Brief Reprieve

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Any male/Any female - Seducing the queen to produce an heir

(Anonymous) 2015-07-22 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
So the young king and queen are married but for one reason or another they aren't making babies or seem the least interested in each other. So the previous queen, who most of all values the pair as a good political alliance, sets someone up to seduce the queen and make sure that there is a prince to inherit the throne.

Bonus 1: Eventually the queen finds out about the set up.
Bonus 2: They end up falling in love for real which only makes things complicated.

May Do

(Anonymous) 2015-07-22 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you care for genderbends, and are there any pairings you definitely DON'T want to see? Because I have several pairings in mind already...


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It's Business [1/31]

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op here

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Ukraine/Many, Ukraine uses sex to seal the deal

(Anonymous) 2015-07-25 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
So it's canon that Ukraine uses her boobs as a distraction tactic (at least on her siblings), and that's she's got a pretty strong will under her cry-baby exterior. So taking it a step further, Ukraine realizes that she really needs to make sure that the deals she makes with other nations go through (export/import, communications, borders, etc), because she is having troubles paying her bills/debt.

So she goes out and finds what each nation is interested in and uses that to seduce them. ex: Japan has a schoolgirl kink, Germany likes leather/BDSM, America likes anal.

Ukraine should enjoy the sex as well!

Bonus: Threesome, anyone goes (except the micros/young nations, please)

Bonus 2: Fem-slash!

Bonus 3: The nations figure out what's going on and set up a (consensual) gangbang.

Germany addicted to vibrator

(Anonymous) 2015-07-25 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Inspired by an episode of 'Sex and the City':

Germany buys a vibrator and ends up neglecting his work and duties, other nations start to worry. Will they be able to help? Can he be cured by his obsession?

Hetalia Cast -- The Fault in Our Stars

(Anonymous) 2015-07-25 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope this hasn't been requested yet, but

Eventual FRUK - AU, where England has to accept the proposal in 1956

(Anonymous) 2015-07-26 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Just what it says.

Bonus 1 - other nations making fun of them both.

Any, Everyone is straight, closeted gay person or couple.

(Anonymous) 2015-07-27 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Slight AU where there is no ship teasing, and France only flirts and proposes marriage towards girls, etc. Every nation is straight, or believed to be, because they've probably grown up with heteronormativity. (If you want to counter the gender balance, some nations could be gender bended, but this isnt really important).

however a nation is gay. If they've just figured it out, known for a while or always known is up to you. However whilst the nation is from a country that is generally accepting of homosexuality, they know they'd get dirty looks/difficult experiences from other nations/ harm reputation of themselves and their nation state in cutthroat international politics, don't want to cause trouble for their boss, or they themselves are still insecure etc. So they keep it quiet, or maybe only tell a close circle of friends.

The story could be a short one shot of the nation's day whilst being gay or multichaptered exploration of his or her sexuality or whatever the author fancies.

Alternatively, it could be a romantic couple instead of just one nation, so it's harder to hide and keep any suspicion down.

BONUS if you want to make it longer: a nation the gay nation isn't close with finds out and is pretty cool about and becomes a good ally and friend.

BONUS 2: germany, England, Italy, and France are my fave characters so if at least one of these has a largish role in the story I would be happy! (Not incredibly important though)

OTHER IDEAS: potentially more closeted nations...

However the story ends is up to you. Secret and status quo, revelations, romance, friends find out.

Just want to say if any filler wanted to gender bend any nations into yuri or whatever that's fine because currently the pickings are slim for female nations.

Any/any- A time when nations snapped, and the consequences of it.

(Anonymous) 2015-07-27 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
There must have been times during history where nations snapped and for one reason or another tried to kill another nation, despite knowing somewhere in the back of their head that it wouldn't work. Maybe it's caused by the pent up frustration from their people, or perhaps the other nation has caused them personal frustration over the centuries.

As nations can't kill each other due to being personifications means that while the assaulting nation has to deal with the consequences when the attacked nation patches itself together eventually and other nations disapproval of what just happened as it doesn't look good.

Bonus 1: Anger and sadness, lot's of it.
Bonus 2: The attacker is, to his/hers horror sure to have left the victim dead, only to be surprised, and to some extent glad to see the other nation relatively well at the next meeting.
Bonus 3: The two nations eventually have to talk about what happened and make up, at least as people even if there are frictions between them as nations.

Re: Any/any- A time when nations snapped, and the consequences of it.

(Anonymous) 2015-08-03 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Is there any set of characters you -dont- want to see?

op here

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Different Potential A!A

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UKUS The Mummy

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
The 1999 film The Mummy was my favorite film and I love ancient Egypt. Hybrid of the film with historian nerd Alfred trying found Egypt lost mummy. He force team up with grave robber Arthur Kirkland!

Bonus: I have no preference who the mummy is but I think it would be cool if Francis was the mummy/villain but again no preference.

Bonus: if ancients make appearance as well, like acient Rome for example as a character.

Bonus: smart Alfred!

AusHun - omegaverse, alpha/alpha

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
There was this awesome Itacest omegaverse fill on part 26 that casually mentioned that Austria and Hungary are both alphas and in a relationship. I want a fic exploring that relationship and comparing how their ways of being alpha are different from each other but they make it work really well. Sex isn't necessary but if you want to write it, non-penetrative sex is preferred.


(Anonymous) 2015-07-31 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Ciao! This is actually the A!A from that fill you're talking about- I'm so surprised to see someone remembers it! If you like, I'd love to fill this!


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Not So Different

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Any/Poland: peeing from overstimulation

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Poland pissing himself from being tickled or spanked, or after he cums, or while he's being fucked or choked a little, I just want more kinky Poland watersports

Bonus for drunk sex

Prussia - first time, losing virginity

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
Prussia during his duchy or kingdom days; after being a Teutonic Knight and being forced to live in celibacy.

Setting: Prussia and generals or soldiers he's befriended (more or less) spend their evening at a pub to drink and chat, but as a servant girl shows blatant interest in Prussia and starts flirting with him, he's at a loss. His male companions don't know he's never been with a woman, and he recently found out that it's a sign of strength and masculinity to sleep with many women, so he can't chicken out despite his discomfort. This leads to a sweet smut scene in which an embarrassed and inexperienced Gilbert allows the woman to lead him. He enjoys it a lot however!

Bonus: focus on sweetness, not mindless fucking
Bonus 2: Prussia is in a military uniform

Prussia/Liechtenstein, PruLiecht - Liechtenstein crushes on him at their first meeting at a ball

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
In a Germanic assembly, all nations (and also humans) are present in a Viennese ball house around the 17th century; meaning everything is set up in that style, including manners and language. Liechtenstein is the only female nation present and Switzerland warned her about men's ulterior motives with their gentlemanly-ness. Prussia shows up and sweeps Liecht off her feet unintentionally; devilish good-looks, confident grin and military uniform enough to impress a teenage girl that time. She crushes on him, (subtly) follows him throughout the evening, feels jealous when other women approach him etc. Prussia doesn't reciprocate her feelings, because she's family to him, so he easily flirts and courts her the way he'd learned, making things not easier for Liecht. They share a dance in the end.
Left for author to decide if Liechtenstein dares to kiss him or not.

Confident!Prussia please!

Bonus: Liechtenstein fantasizing about her and Prussia's ideal future and fawning over him
Bonus 2: Prussia only manages to be flirty with her due to their relations; he stutters and blushes when attractive (for him) women approach him, but Liecht doesn't notice.
Bonus 3: Liechtenstein hearing juicy gossip from the other women about 'Fieldmarshall Beilschmidt'

Fem!Teen!Germany + Prussia - jealous Germany gets punished for teasing

(Anonymous) 2015-07-30 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
Historical setting! Omniscient author or Prussia's POV!

Prussia occasionally brings home women for enjoyment and tries to not let Germany (German Confederation) see his hook-ups, but since Germany has a bit of a crush on her brother, it's not hard to notice his good mood or the giggles in the halls late at night. Growing jealous, she instinctively teases him (bending over, more accidental touches, sleeping in his bed because of nightmares etc.) until he manages to wrap his mind around what's going on and spanks her. Can either end in fucking and comfort or comfort and cuddling only as they talk about Germany's feelings. Menacing and dominant Prussia.

Bonus: Germany sees Prussia and one of his women in the yard, planning to get into the castle but making-out along the way
Bonus 2: Prussia feels guilty for getting turned-on by his sister, only fueling his promiscuous behavior
Bonus 3: Prussia is really angry and Germany cowers before him

Re: Fem!Teen!Germany + Prussia - jealous Germany gets punished for teasing

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PruIta home alone (fluff)

(Anonymous) 2015-07-31 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Italy is disappointed to find Germany gone for the day, having wanted to surprise him. Luckily Prussia is more than overjoyed to keep him company. Fluff. Anything that makes me want to coo at the adorable perfection of my OTP. If multichapter story then smut can ensue. Giddy excited Prussia, like in Oresama no CD (it's only canon).

Bonus: now that Italy isn't distracted, he gets to ask him for a walk at the Danube and succeeds
Bonus 2: they go to a mall (because cliché) and something reminds Italy of Germany, making Prussia cringe in jealousy
Bonus 3: they kiss. on the mouth. Make it work however you want.

Any/Japan- Human AU, coming to terms with asexuality

(Anonymous) 2015-07-31 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Japan/Kiku has sex for the first time and it's... okay. Japan is very confused, as sex has been built up as this huge thing, but he just can't seem to get into it. It isn't like there's anything wrong with his partner either-- they have a good relationship. So now, Japan has to come to terms with the fact that he's asexual.

Bonus: The other nation is very supportive of this, despite Japan's fears

Double Bonus: The other nation is Greece or Netherlands

Possible fill

(Anonymous) 2015-09-12 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
I might fill this if I get some time but is it okay if the other nation is Italy (north)?

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Spain/Romano - Black Out

(Anonymous) 2015-08-01 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
During a snow storm that is way too cold and hectic to try to walk/drive in, the two spend the night together; however, at some point in the night, all of the power goes out. The heat stays on, but only to the point they still need blankets to keep warm. In other words, I want fuff.

Just please don't make Romano so insecure he pretends to hate Spain (which he really isn't in canon) and don't make Spain incapable of respecting space.

Amebela: Not Quite What Everyone Thinks

(Anonymous) 2015-08-01 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
America/Alfred can show that he has a brain at times. Belarus/Natalya can be civil (and dare I say, sweet?) at times. They just usually don't/aren't. It isn't something they try to hide, that's just how they do. So when other nations become concerned the strong idiot and she-devil are alone together, they run to try to separate them before someone dies...only to find them completely at ease and not acting how Savior!Nations know them to.

Bonus: They are shocked and horrified by the sight of fluff because those two of ALL PEOPLE?

i'll try filling this.

(Anonymous) 2015-08-03 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Just give me some time.

Just another day at the office.

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Czech and Slovakia: Trouble in Liechtenstein

(Anonymous) 2015-08-01 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Now that we have these two new bickering characters in the webcomic, and at least one of them has issues with adorable, little Liechtenstein, let's see some of that in action!

Bonus: Switzerland gets involved.

Bonus: He doesn't immediately take Liechtenstein's side and get trigger happy (although he can later).

SeychellesxItalyxTaiwan - Double crush

(Anonymous) 2015-08-02 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Italy has a crush on both these perky nation girls. He flirts with them both, who just giggle, are civil, and don't seem to return the feelings. He decides to pursue one of them, figuring they'll like him back if he gets serious enough not to go after other girls at once. The problem is...which one does he pursue?

Angst Bonus: The one he decides to go after has actually has a crush on Romano.

Russia x Turkey - Time for the stuffing

(Anonymous) 2015-08-02 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Russia enjoys listening to America tell him all about Thanksgiving, so one day Russia invites Turkey over for a Thanksgiving dinner. Much to Turkey's surprise, he's the one Russia is going to stuff and serve.

Bonus if there's puns and rough sex

benelux countries - polyamory

(Anonymous) 2015-08-04 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
like mentioned above I'd like to read about the benelux countries being in a happy and loving polyamory relationship with each other. smut is optional.

bonus: france tries to get included only to be rejected (usually by the netherlands)
bonus 2: they are very affectionate in public (maybe even handsy)
bonus 3: belgium is surprisingly quickly jealous

Een Twee Drie

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
They're siblings in this. Hopefully op is okay with this! ^^

Emma= Belgium
Aldert= Netherlands
Leopold= Luxembourg

"So Francis has requested that he be included in our escapades. Again." Leopold said, reading a letter sent from Paris.

"Kinky bastard." Aldert commented, prompting Emma to snort and laugh obnoxiously. "It's probably just for the free sex." "And free incest porn. I'll tell him no if I see him." Aldert sighed, shaking his head in annoyance. "Thank God. He's way too... frisky in my opinion." Emma added, lazily stirring her coffee.

Frisky? Since when did Emma use that word to describe the Frenchman? "Frisky probably sounds tame compared to insatiable." Leopold said, placing the letter down and eating some of his breakfast. "I use insatiable to describe Roderich, remember?" Emma said, knowing how Roderich was behind closed doors.

Aldert chuckled, looking outside the window and into the city street. He was well aware of how jealous his sister got, especially if other men were involved. She wasn't too keen on her brothers sleeping with other people, but at least she was able to get gossip on world affairs.

He turned back to see them bicker and gossip, talking about their various partners. His cheeks turned pink, as they soon discussed how Aldert was better in bed than any of them. Emma could be so talkative, it concerned him. Damn that Spaniard for corrupting her.

"Is something wrong broer?" Emma asked, noticing his cheeks being a bright pink. "N-nothing..." Aldert muttered, trying to deny how that sort of praise was turning him on. "Don't be shy." Leopold said placing an arm around the Dutchman. "Our secret is safe.

Aldert gave a small smile, pressing a kiss to Leopold's cheek before doing the same with Emma. "Should we go out shopping, or stay here?" She asked, noticing how horny her brother was getting. "I'm fine with skipping work. But my boss wouldn't be too happy if I call in sick." Leopold replied, getting behind Emma.

The Dutchman's smile grew bigger before dragging Emma into a kiss. "That means we're staying here then." She purred, feeling both brothers start to grope her body and remove her gown.

"Would we get yelled at by the neighbors for being loud again?" Aldert asked. "Depends. Perhaps we can let them listen to how much we love each other." Emma teased, pulling down her older brother's pants and palming at the bulge. "I'm fine with that. Or we can go out to the countryside and be like rabbits." Leopold chuckled, taking off his own clothes before humping the Belgian.

Aldert, knowing he had plenty of time on his hands, pulled Emma and Leopold closer to him. They would all be exhausted, but cuddling with each other post-coitus was what made their relationship so sinful and yet so beautiful.

not OP

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uke Russia

(Anonymous) 2015-08-05 06:15 am (UTC)(link)

male Russia on the wooden horse, being spanked, desperate to piss and being denided his orgasm .
You don't have to have all those in it. But I would love if you could. And they don't have to happen all at once I would love if you took your time with them.
I would prefer it if America was doing this to him but anyone that he's not related to would be fine preferablly a male doing it to him as well.
Not sure if I did this right the first time so here it is again.

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AusPru (in this order) or PruMano - discovering new things together

(Anonymous) 2015-08-05 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Basically either of those pairings (or both in seperate fills) in a trust-based and healthy relationship trying out new stuff in the bedroom. Go crazy with the smut. No defication stuff!!

Bonus: Prussia gets restrained and/or 'punished'