i'd really love it if you could have a scene in which prussia and fritz are pretending to discuss strategy in a tent at some battle fie;d encampment or whatever, but there's major sexual tension and fritz ends up on his knees giving prussia a surprise blowjob. prussias about to lose it when some bozo bursts in with some 'important' message or something and totally kills the mood. cue awkward 'you saw nothing!'s and gil hiding in the corner of shame.

bonus: if you could include an epilogue of them the next morning when the entire camp, has, of course, heard everything and is snickering behind their hands at poor mortified gilbo and fritz.
double bonus: make a sequel involving them, a storage closet, and a palace maid.

normally i'd be demanding historical accuracy but i dont really care right now i just want my awkward babies getting interrupted.