The weather's currently hot around the Med and tempers are too - so Turkey and South Italy end up trying to screw around because it's too hot to do anything else, and to let loose some of the tension.

Only it really is hot, and angry as they might be with each other, neither of them can be bothered to put in a lot of effort to get themselves or each other off. But they started, so they're going to finish. For pride, if nothing else.

How they go about it and whether they actually succeed in getting off (or just mutually decide to collapse in a pile of ugh) is up to author!