hetalia_kink | Hetalia kink meme part 24

Parallel Spades- America- Queen and England- King

Looking for slight angst/ bittersweet romance, since the 'regular' Spades seems to always be happy-fluffy with the King so in love with his Queen.

Having a child is optional.

Bonus 1: Queen had been courted by King of Spades AND King of Diamonds (*__* because FrUS is underappreciated)
Bonus 2: Arthur...is not the best husband ): Much to Alfred's sadness after marriage
Bonus 3: Angsty-love (nothing hardcore)

I want someone to drug someone else at a party and rape them. Then, the person's bf/gf finds out who it was and somehow take revenge, preferably in a beatdown.

Absolutely no shota, please!

Bonus1: female on male rape.
Bonus2: it's a big strong nation who ends up raped.

Just all the males debating whose 'monument' is bigger. Yes, you know what they mean by 'monument'; America may refer it as Statue of Liberty, England as Big Ben etc. while Prussia keep referring his as "five meters of AWESOMEness". No pairings, just boys be boys bragging to each other. Nothing sexual or Nyo!chara either.

Bonus: someone pointed out where America's Statue of Liberty made from.
Bonus 2: Sealand attempted to join the debate, but actually doesn't know what are the adults talking about.

I got the idea from this fill I'm reading where they're really shippy. Basically, them being in a normal relationship, no angst necessary.

bonus1: No one even knows because they're such small nations.
bonus2: San Marino's the dominant one.

So America is basically feeling a little down and in major need of a decent (affectionate) pick-me-up. His partner gladly gives him some, going as far as doing something exceptionally nice for him.

Any pairing's fine, though I'm not fond of RusAme, and I'd much prefer it if it stayed Pg-13.

Bonus: It's canonverse America had a bad day because of a scandal of some sort at the White House, and/or economic problems.
Bonus 2: His partner gives him a massage or a nice soak and mainly does things to relax him.

After getting over the shock of leaving a child and returning to a young man, England goes on treating America as he always has. He enforces a curfew obviously meant for a child, fusses when America does such dangerous things as go hunting and help his people with work, tells America to go entertain himself because grown-ups are talking, brings up America's bed-wetting (long grown out of), talks down to him about this and that thing and so on. America is not amused.

I'm not a fan of the "personifications are a secret" theory, but I'll leave that up to the filler. I would really like to see reactions of the humans around them, as they would be used to treating America as almost an adult. Bonus if they are no longer sure how to address America because of how England acts, making America even more resentful.

I'd love to see an AU with PrUK where they're just basically huge geeks over history. Gilbert is more military history (i.e. collects military uniforms, loudly admires the much-famed Prussian military tactics), while Arthur is more literary history (i.e. Shakespeare's influence on the English language, and England's frankly amazing literary repertoire, what with 99% of all English-speaking classics and even modern additions, like Harry Potter). But no matter the specifics, they're both total and utter history geeks.

Bonus: Something about them going into a bookstore and finding the history section completely void of any shoppers, while the rest of the store is packed.

Something fluffy and sweet with them being in an established relationship. If it morphs into something a little more R-rated, I will not complain~

Anon just finished watching Raiders of the Lost Ark, and at the end of the movie the ark of the covenant is put into storage with what seems to be tons of other top secret artifacts/objects.

But something tells me that America knows all about them. And occasionally likes to liberate them. Millenia-old relics need love and company, after all....

It can be a gakuen AU, canon, anything really. England isn't sure what to expect from them and is pleasantly surprised with what they can do. Italians are great lovers after all~

Bonuses:
1. Romano and England bicker a lot
2. North Italy is the one to suggest the threesome
3. Cute cuddling after

France and Victor Hugo having a talk, either from the time Hugo was alive, as a ghost, or a memory

if you can find a way to make a pairing go ahead, but not is just as well

A kind of weird request. sorry I have never done this before ^-^" I would like to read a story when America is a scientist that wants to prefect robots by giving them emotions. When he succeds, he finds himself falling for his creation (arthur).

bouns 1: arthur dose not know he is special and dose not think his feeling back are not real.

bouns 2: the goverment want to shut down the program that alfred works for that is giving robot emotions down for some reason, authors choice.

Specific prompt is specific. Also, so glad this is anonymous.

Either Molossia is being sexually abused by America or Hutt River is being sexually abused by Australia. However, the abuser is extremely careful and gentle in bed -- think lots of coaxing and kisses, multiple orgasms, generally being a very considerate partner. The victim doesn't resist or protest the abuse, even if they may have in the past, due to a combination of reasons (fear of retaliation, fear of hurting or upsetting the abuser, go wild -- I'm looking for messed-up mind processes here).

Eventually, Molossia and Hutt River decide to begin a relationship. However, whenever things start getting sexy, the one who was/is still being abused starts having a panic reaction to his own arousal. His head is so messed up that being turned on makes him feel sick, weak, ashamed, etc. And he's in bed with the person he cares about, not his abuser, so all his coping mechanisms aren't working right. Maybe he tries to power through, maybe he just stops everything, but the two of them have to cope with what happened and how screwed up his head is.

Bonus: Possibly America/Australia doesn't even realise that what he's doing to Molossia/Hutt River is abusive, because Molossia/Hutt River never explicitly objected.

England and America in a very comfortable, loving Relationship when America, without realizing it gets flashes from his revolution self and keeps lashing out at England. He dosen't know why he has these feelings but assumes its because he feels restricted or strangled in the relationship. Over time the frequency of these flashes and strength of the emotions gets stronger.

Skyrim crossed with hetalia (don't know why I only just thought of it) would be amazing. Canada or Romano could be the dragonborn or not, it's up to a!a, though as long as stereotypical heroes (America, England, Prussia) weren't the dragon born, I'm good with it. It can contain only hetalia characters or both skyrim and hetalia characters, both would be wonderful.

Bonus 1: no USUK
Bonus 2: RusCan, AmeCan, or EngCan for pairings if you use Canada

I like PMS fic in theory, but it seems like most of them are over-the-top humor about stereotypical screeching-like-a-harpy-and-eating-chocolate women and mostly focus on the flustered men in their lives. So my request is for a PMS fic that uses other less extreme symptoms like weird dreams, lethargy, sore breasts, or insomnia and focuses on the woman dealing with it. There can be men too, but only as side characters. There can be humor but I don't want it to be a comedy, just a slice of life kind of thing.

Bonus points if the PMS character gets snippy with a male character about something stupid/insensitive he did and when he suggests she's just upset because of her period, she retorts something like, "Next week, I'll be off the rag. You'll still be an idiot."

Prussia is lonely because Germany has so much work and responsibilities, so he starts pretending to be sick/weak/injured because he notices that it gets him Germany's undivided attention.

I love Germancest, but it's okay if you make it a sibling fic.

Prussia would /love/ to have a child (you can make it a historical fill if you want, with Berlin as their potential child?) and he's expecting it everyday (he's working on it, at least), but Germany doesn't want one. You name the reasons, but the accent should be on Prussia's growing disappointment at the lack of pregnancy signs and Germany's secret strategies to avoid pregnancy.

What happens is up to you. No abortions or something like that, please.

Wales and France have a one night stand. France does it because he's had England and Scotland, why not the other brother. Wales does it because it'll annoy England. They end up having a really good time in bed, and decide to keep seeing each other for dinner and sex, or drinks and sex, or sex and breakfast.

Bonus 1: England doesn't know whether to be angry with Wales or whether he should give France a 'don't you dare hurt him, frog' speech.

Bonus 2: Wales is pudgy/muscular/both and France finds it a turn-on.

Bonus 3: Pillow-talk.

some hot tribbing between fem!turkey and fem!greece please

Yes I have watched Rise of the Guardians, and I can't help but wonder what would happen if two different kinds of immortals met each other. Can they see each other despite the fact that one is supposed to believe in Jack before he or she can see him? It can be a pairing, even smut if you wish (if it makes sense to you to insert it), but I just want to see some kind of semi-meta musings on the subject matter ehehe. Also has anyone wondered if General Winter is actually Jack Frost? :3

Bonus for historical references (E.g. Russia/Finland Winter War, how Nazi Germany's Operation Barbarossa got foiled by Russia's EXTREMELY COLD WINTER etc), and for Jack meeting Prussia(surely I can't be the only one who thinks that they look alike, have similar personalities, etc), Russia and/or America (where I assume he was born, so to speak). Also bonus for more ROTG character cameos? :3

I always see Japan written as secretly (or not so secretly) being a yaoi fan, and it's always bugged me because he's a dude after all. So I would like to see him as a fan of bara and getting hot under the collar when some of the manlier men get into each other's personal space. Fantasizing is very welcome. It would be especially cool if a stereotypical yaoi-like scene happened in front of him and his imagination somehow turned it into bara. Humor please.

Bonus: He secretly gets a thrill out of Greece and Turkey fighting over him for this reason.
Double bonus: He experiences some confusion over his regard for Hungary and her confrontational relationship with Prussia, since she's the manliest character in the series and all.
Triple bonus: His bara fantasies of the others have them just as OOC as if they were overdone seme/uke stereotypes.

Anon would like an alternate universe fix in which Romano is a teacher and Spain is the as student. Spain has a hardcore crush on his teacher and starts making lots of sexual advances on him. This causes our cute little tomato to be flustered, of course. At first, Roma valiantly refuses, but slowly comes around. Smut ensues. No top!Romano please~

Bonus 1:Sex on the desk

Bonus 2:Hungary catches the whole thing

I'd like to see a nation forming an attachment to/interacting with an iconic city of theirs. Maybe Ludwig in Berlin, Kiku in Tokyo, Arthur in London; feel free to think outside the major capitals, too. Pairings welcome but not mandatory.

Rarepair time!

College AU where one of the two is a foreign exchange student in the other's country, and the two meet, become friends and eventually get into a relationship. Hilarity ensues! (Though serious moments are okay as well.)

Bonus 1 - Culture shock comedy.
Bonus 2 - They have really hot sex a few times. And they're not virgins.
Bonus 3 - Eventually dealing with the exchange student having to go back home.

AU Cardverse-Spades UKUS

Any/Any noncon and revenge

Male nations - "My monument is bigger than yours!"

San Marino/Vatican vanilla sex

Any/America - In terrible need of some affection

America, England, treating teen America like a kid

PrUK; History geeks in love

SpUK - spending Christmas together

America, All the Shiny Toys in the Army Vault

Italian bros/England - hot and steamy threesome

France & Victor Hugo- memories

America/England- Robotic love

Molossia/Hutt River + AmeMol or AusHutt, abuse and mental conditioning.

UsUk-Personality change

Any/Canada or Spamano - Skyrim Crossover