Well, we all know that Germany is a dirty man, but he's also a huge prude that is probably to embarrassed to enter a dirty store to buy things and has to use to the internet for that.

I want to see his male lover drag him to a store and makes him go inside. Whatever happens is up to you, but I want to laugh.

Bonus: The lover is Russia, America, England, or Italy.
Bonus: They buy something(s) and what they bought it used~ (but that's only if you want to put in a sex scene!)