Being a growing not young and strapping nation he is, Sealand is starting to look at other nations and ...think about them. And, well, it's not hard to notice Fem!America's ...large fruited plains. But he wants to know, "Are they real?" So, he asks Molossia, who doesn't know and actually wants to know the same thing about Fem!Germany's breasts.
So, they strike a grand bargain. Molossia will help Sealand romance/(and grope) Fem!America and Sealand would do the same for Molossia with Fem!Germany. Micronations gotta help each other out, of course.
Hilarity ensues.
Bonus 01: Fem!America says, "And by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular". Bonus 02: This whole incident starts the war between Molossia and East Germany/Prussia.
Sealand->Fem!America, Molossia->Fem!Germany -- breast groping
notyoung and strapping nation he is, Sealand is starting to look at other nations and ...think about them. And, well, it's not hard to notice Fem!America's ...large fruited plains. But he wants to know, "Are they real?" So, he asks Molossia, who doesn't know and actually wants to know the same thing about Fem!Germany's breasts.So, they strike a grand bargain. Molossia will help Sealand romance/(and grope) Fem!America and Sealand would do the same for Molossia with Fem!Germany. Micronations gotta help each other out, of course.
Hilarity ensues.
Bonus 01: Fem!America says, "And by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular".
Bonus 02: This whole incident starts the war between Molossia and East Germany/Prussia.