Someone wrote in [personal profile] hetalia_kink 2012-03-04 07:28 am (UTC)

A bunch of dead people/nations ensemble, Who is France's real Father?

Okay, so Clovis is considered to be the founder of France aka the Father of France. Meanwhile, Charlemagne is considered the father of Europe or also the Father of France and Germany. France is also known as the Eldest Daughter of the Church. Most fans seem to consider France as Gaul's son, too. However, France is also one of Rome's. He's a Romantic country after all.

You know what that means? Paternity fight! Clovis, Charlemagne, the Vatican (Or God, if you really wanna go there), Germania (Clovis and Charlemagne are Franks, a Germanic tribe), Gaul, and Rome, argue and try to figure out who really fathered France. Feel free to add additional characters, too.

If you decide to make Gaul France's mother instead, bonus if even she has no idea who fathered her child.
Another bonus: They're not all arguing that France is theirs. Some really don't want France to be theirs and are arguing that they had nothing to do with him.
Last bonus: Rome tries to prove his fatherhood by explaining France's conception in detail.

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