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America + Sweden (America/Sweden?) The Swedish Chef

America makes an offhand comment that he can speak Swedish. Sweden gets word of this, and decides to strike up a conversation with him.

The problem? The only "Swedish" America knows comes from The Swedish Chef. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Swedish_Chef) Sweden is Not Amused.

Bonus 1: Gratuitous use of the phrase 'bork bork bork.'

Bonus 2: You somehow make this lead to smut. O.o

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