The Mouse That Roared is a book with plot as follows: The fictitious Duchy of Grand Fenwick declares war on the US, planning to surrender and accept a bounty of post-war aid. Instead, the dozen-man invasion force accidentally wins the war by capturing a newly-made superweapon Q-bomb and its creator while strolling through a Manhattan evacuated for a nuclear drill. This did NOT make their country happy.
Tully: "Well, Your Grace, we're home. Actually, there's been a slight change of plan. Ah, I know it'll come as a surprise, a pleasant one I hope, but we ... sort of won." Sir Rupert: "You sort of what?" Tully: "Well sir, it's a long story, but we captured the Q-Bomb, the most destructive weapon in the world. And we got some prisoners too. Ah, this is Doctor Kokintz, who invented the bomb, this is his daughter, Helen, this is General Snippet, and these are New York policemen. Oh, and, ah, this is the bomb." Sir Rupert: "Blithering idiot!"
I want a Hetalia account of this. You can use OC Fenwick or any small nation or minination; they basically want to con US into rebuilding their country after quick and total defeat, but end up a new World Superpower. Humor is a must.
America + various, The Mouse That Roared
Tully: "Well, Your Grace, we're home. Actually, there's been a slight change of plan. Ah, I know it'll come as a surprise, a pleasant one I hope, but we ... sort of won."
Sir Rupert: "You sort of what?"
Tully: "Well sir, it's a long story, but we captured the Q-Bomb, the most destructive weapon in the world. And we got some prisoners too. Ah, this is Doctor Kokintz, who invented the bomb, this is his daughter, Helen, this is General Snippet, and these are New York policemen. Oh, and, ah, this is the bomb."
Sir Rupert: "Blithering idiot!"
I want a Hetalia account of this. You can use OC Fenwick or any small nation or minination; they basically want to con US into rebuilding their country after quick and total defeat, but end up a new World Superpower. Humor is a must.