All righty! (I'm the same way, America's just one awesome seme...) I'll take a bit from my own brain, possibly, a bit from Love Neko, and maybe add in a bit of Absolute Boyfriend... XD This plot bunny invaded my brain, and you're looking at an actual multi-chapter fic... I hope that's all right~! Now that I know who you want as the "cat", I'll start on it ASAP!