Requesting a crack fic, in which France throws a jealous bitch fit of EPIC PROPORTIONS because Prussia managed to get into the one place he never could.
Spain's pants.
Must include: Thrown objects, insults, a confused yet smug Prussia, an even more confused Spain, France showing a disturbingly thorough knowledge of Spain's sex life and the people involved in it (with massive doses of TMI), much wangsting by aforementioned French pervert, and attempted molestation.
Bonus: It happens at a world meeting. In front of everyone. Who really don't want to know that much about Spain's sexual habits, or, for that matter, why France is such an expert on the subject.
Bonus 2: Romano joins the argument at some point. Whether the target for Romano's fury is France (for being a creepy pervert), Spain (for having a sex life), Prussia (for being involved in said sex life), all three, or some other poor soul who was outed by France as Spain's bed partner and just happens to be within strangling range is up to anon.
Prussia/Spain, France-->Spain, Jealous France
Spain's pants.
Must include: Thrown objects, insults, a confused yet smug Prussia, an even more confused Spain, France showing a disturbingly thorough knowledge of Spain's sex life and the people involved in it (with massive doses of TMI), much wangsting by aforementioned French pervert, and attempted molestation.
Bonus: It happens at a world meeting. In front of everyone. Who really don't want to know that much about Spain's sexual habits, or, for that matter, why France is such an expert on the subject.
Bonus 2: Romano joins the argument at some point. Whether the target for Romano's fury is France (for being a creepy pervert), Spain (for having a sex life), Prussia (for being involved in said sex life), all three, or some other poor soul who was outed by France as Spain's bed partner and just happens to be within strangling range is up to anon.