hetalia_kink | Hetalia Kink meme part 15

Many of you are probably familiar with Edgar Allen Poe's classic poem "The Raven," in which a scholar slowly descends into madness as the raven ominously and repeatedly utters the word "Nevermore." I would love to see a similar take between Canada and Kumajirou, with Kumajirou saying "Who?" to everything that Canada says.

Bonus: Written in poetry form, although that's quite a high request!

Denmark, Prussia, and England hanging out all the time. Boozing, watching the game, all those things bros usually do, and completely avoiding the issue at hand, which is simple: they don't talk about why they really hang out with each other. (They aren't called the pathetic trio for nothin'.)

Until one of them eventually spills the beans about how completely alone he really feels. One lonely confession leads to another and another and by the end of it, it's just a big, ~~lame~~ manly support group, full of bro-hugs and "I love you man"s.

Bonus: Denmark, with his big mouth, is the one who sets this snowball effect in motion.

Canada and America being yandere of each other in creepy twin/twincest fashion.

Bonus: They secretly hold grudges against France and England for seperating the two of them in the first place.

http://community.livejournal.com/what_the_fruk/250290.html

anything based on the recent military cooperation between the UK and France, please?

smut would also be very much loved.

So, I may be the only one who wants it, but I've really been craving super dominant America. Doesn't neccesarily have to include smut (though it's always a plus); I'd be thrilled with America just using his position as a World Superpower to force other nations into things they don't want to do. Just so long as there's strong, in-control America. I'd be really stoked if anon could use Russia and/or England as the nation/s being dominated.

Bonuses;
-Public humiliation (Sexual or otherwise, so long as America is demonstrating his power in public)
-The dominated nation/s, although humiliated and furious, are totally turned on by the treatment
-The submissive nation/s being forced to beg (For release, help in a war, financial aid, etc.)

Any other kinks anon wishes to include (and I mean any) are more than welcome.

Any nation interacting with a citizen of a different nation. Maybe a tourist visiting Russia, meeting Russia, and talking to him about sunflowers, or a student abroad in the UK telling England that they like everything about the country but the food and making him sad. Whatever you want, anon. Go nuts.

Where did all my people go?

During the 17th century Huguenots were persecuted in France which made hundreds of thousands of them flee the country.

In 1685 Prussia issued the Edict of Potsdam, which encouraged oppressed Huguenots to immigrate to his nation by offering them numerous benefits.
Around 1700, a significant proportion of Berlin's population was French-speaking, and the Berlin Huguenots preserved the French language in their church services for nearly a century.
The Berlin dialect at that time was a mix of German and French which can sometimes still be heard today.

Anon would like to see how France reacts to the talented and skilled Huguenots leaving his country.

Wondering where they went he comes to Prussia (their first real meeting)and tries to find the answer why the people settled down there which leads to him getting to know Prussia (the person) and vice versa.

OH GOD THIS DESCRIPTION SOUNDS SO BORING I FAIL AT THIS
*goesbacktohistorygeekcorner*

A pair of sibling countries (preferably the Slavics, Italies or the Alpine ones i.e. Switzerland and Liectenstein) have a slow day and decide to have some quality time with each other. That "quality time" either leads to odd shenanigans or sex. I'd like to see them "close" in either fashion.

Bonus: Try making it somewhat awkward for both or at least one.

Because we need more Sweden/Norway/Sweden. Any time period, established relationship or fling, whatever.

Bonus #1: Frottage.

Bonus #2: If there's penetrative sex, Norway tops.

textsfromlastnight:
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.

Sexy bar pick-ups, please? Genderswitch is fine, bonus points if it turns serious (even more bonuses if it ends up into one of those hilarious "he brought beer and MacDonalds for breakfast, I'm in love" textsfromlastnight-esque moments.)

For this fill I'd like an established romantic relationship between the FACE group.

Basically, I want to see times when America, France, and England have been off having fun or doing important things (like being invited to parties/ going out to drink or going to smaller, more personal meetings with other nations). Canada notices that these three get all the attention and doesn't mind too much, but deep down it really kills him. Somehow, I want the other three to find out and give Canada a whole day (or atleast night) of having the focus just on himself.

I was thinking they could cook him a nice dinner, and then cuddle on the couch and watch movies (or hockey, haha). Or, they could have a night of smut(preferably tender, caring, sex?). You can use one of these situations or come up with your own.

Anon for the most part says anything goes - I doubt this pair has been done before, so I'm open to most anything.

Bonus 1 - Ukraine initiates contact

Bonus 2 - other nations (Russia? Norway?) get visibly jealous

America and Nation of your choice are wandering around America's house. They manage to land into Tony's room, and try out a genderbending ray. They then decide to take turns fucking each other's genderbend.

When America won her independance she was just a plain looking, flat chested, short hair, dirt smuge face, male cloth wearing little upstart of a fledgling country that the world humor her and her independance. (I read somewhere that Europe thought the U.S.A would not last)

Some time passes and no one see America during that time(except maybe Canada) until she invited to a world conferance for the first time. And oh boy, the once ugly duckling was now a swan, much to Englands dismay.

So, you know how usually at world meetings, if someone makes fun of Gilbert, his brother doesn't step in? Well this time, another nation decides to pick on Gilbert for being there and Germany EXPLODES at them, defending his brother to the end!

The Nation who started this is up to the anon's choice.
(If you do use pairings, no GerIta/ItaGer, please).

Title says all.

Requesting a crack fic, in which France throws a jealous bitch fit of EPIC PROPORTIONS because Prussia managed to get into the one place he never could.

Spain's pants.

Must include: Thrown objects, insults, a confused yet smug Prussia, an even more confused Spain, France showing a disturbingly thorough knowledge of Spain's sex life and the people involved in it (with massive doses of TMI), much wangsting by aforementioned French pervert, and attempted molestation.

Bonus: It happens at a world meeting. In front of everyone. Who really don't want to know that much about Spain's sexual habits, or, for that matter, why France is such an expert on the subject.

Bonus 2: Romano joins the argument at some point. Whether the target for Romano's fury is France (for being a creepy pervert), Spain (for having a sex life), Prussia (for being involved in said sex life), all three, or some other poor soul who was outed by France as Spain's bed partner and just happens to be within strangling range is up to anon.

Nation A is in economical difficulties and turns to nation B for help. Nation B is willing to help nation A on one condition - nation A has to strip for nation B.

Bonus1: If nation A= Austria and nation B=Prussia or Germany.
Bonus2: If nation A finds out later that nation B had secretly video taped his show and the video is up in internet for everyone to see.

Enrique Iglesias is sexy and passionate and to top things all off Spanish, so there would be no reason why Spain wouldn't break out in song and dance to express his undying love for Romano, much to Romano's displeasure. Multiple songs used would be lovely, you can never get enough Enrique.

Make it hot, Anons, but there's a catch. Spain has to dance like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe0xvC1bby0 (skip to 3:20)

For the love of God, please make him sing Dímelo. This is a must.

It was pretty taboo to mention any bodily needs in the Victorian era. There are records of people going to some pretty extreme lengths to avoid having to admit to needing to relieve themselves (which could damage their reputation pretty badly), or worse, have an accident (which would destroy said reputation altogether if word got out.)

Anon would like to see England in the Victorian era getting utterly, painfully desperate, in a situation where he can't just sneak off to discretely take care of his needs. And no matter what society says, he can't hold it forever...

Bonus: He's in the company of another nation, who isn't as repressed as he is.

Bonus: He ends up wetting himself in front of said nation, who at least tries to comfort England. Anon likes humiliation, but if it gets too soul crushing then she just feels guilty.

Nation A and Female Nation B are married. After months of trying they find out that Nation B can't have children.

So they decide to find a surrogate mother, Nation C.

Over time as the pregnancy progresses, Nation A and Nation C begin to find themselves attracted to each other...

How this progresses is up to author anons. Do they do anything? Do they restrain themselves? Do A and C run off together, or does A stay with his wife.

Genderswitching is okay for this AU.

Bonuses:
- Would love with Mangary, fem!Austria and fem!Prussia in the mix
- A step further, A and B are a noble family in a historical setting, where they decide to fake a pregnancy for B to save her face in society as well as get the child they want. A gets a commoner woman pregnant while B fakes her own pregnancy and the same scenario as above begins

So Finland comes back from a heavy metal concert a little drunk and very horny and decides he and Sweden are going to have sex. Which is fine with Sweden because Finland being pushy and bossy really turns him on.

Prussia singing (or lip-syncing while dancing, whatever) the song "Du hast den schönsten Arsch der Welt" (You have the sweetest ass in the world) to Germany. Loudly. In public. Much to his extreme displeasure.

It really is a very fine ass.

The song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVv3SWwLdVQ&feature=related
Some Translations: http://www.allthelyrics.com/forum/german-lyrics-translation/30215-please-translate-song-du-hast-den-sch-nsten-arsch.html

Bonus: Germany was actually very flattered. He shows it by fucking Prussia into the floor.

with voyeurs Austria or Prussia

Inspiration for prompt: http://www.zerochan.net/283682

In which Ivan Braginsky is the head of the Russian Mafia and falls in love with charismatic, naive Alfred F. Jones. What I would like to see is them falling in love and Vanya trying to hide his obsessive assassin sister, his life as a part of the mafia, and all of it getting in the way. Alfred is completely unknowing, though at times he suspects something is up, but falling in love with the on-the-surface rich, wonderful, amazing Ivan. Then I'd like to see his reaction to discovering that he is part of the mafia.

Bonus~
- He discovers he's part of the mafia because a rival mafia ::GERMANITALIANMAFIA:: discovers their relationship, kidnaps Alfred, and uses him as leverage for... something. I'm uncreative :P
- There's a wedding scene in there (I'm a sucker for weddings andifAlfredwasinadressforsomestrangereasonnoiwouldn'tbeadversetothateither.)
- Other Hetalia characters are thrown in there (the Baltics, yes, but I mean others, that I might not suspect, and Prussia xD).

Mafia Drama and Crime are musts, but no deaths for Ivan and Alfred. Close calls are okay though :3 Thanks anons!

Canada/Kumajirou - The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe

Pathetic brothers trio finally fessing up to each other

Canada/America, double yandere

FrUK - military cooperation

America/Anyone or America/World- SuperDom!America

Any - interacting with a human foreigner

France/Prussia Huguenots

Sibling Nations having some "Alone Time"

Norway/Sweden - Quiet Sex

Australia/America - What's it like down under?

FACE poly-amorous relationship-Lonely Canada

Iceland/Ukraine, Rarepair

Anyone/America- genderbending

FemAmerica/England, Ugly Duckling