Haha me and my Japanese friend saw some brightly designed cakes, and she had the same exact reaction as the original author. "Oh, I wouldn't eat that." xD;;

Honestly, I wouldn't eat them either. Only red velvet cake since it's colored with beets. And it's delicious *c*

Oh and to Author! Anon, these were funny. xD I know most of them since I have a British friend. The stone one threw me off though, I've never heard that before.
Oh and you forgot my favorite one, waiting in line vs. waiting in the queue. I was thrown off whenever my friend says that. xDD