Why? Because this anon would like some lulz. And we don't get enough Cuba with any character other than Canada. Anyway.
America and Cuba have known each other for awhile, even before their respective independence movements. For awhile, they were trade-bros! During this time, they agreed to meet up for at least once a year for a night of drinking and fun, whether to chill or go to a casino, etc.
The thing? Even after Fidel [Castro] and the Revolution (that sounds like a band!) and their subsequently AWFUL relations, they still do it. But it's secret, and not usually in Cuba or the States. They've done this for so long, it's become a habit, even if they can't stand each other.
What's also survived the years? The tendency for every one of these nights to go unbelievably, insanely, and lulzily WRONG. Bar fights, explosions, ending up in weird places, crazy men and women, the works. If it's nuts, they've been through it. And the whole time, Cuba and America are being adorkable, badass, and snarky at each other.
Anon would like the story of one of these nights gone wrong. No pairing required, just nuttiness.
America and Cuba - a tradition of nights out drinking that ALWAYS goes wrong.
America and Cuba have known each other for awhile, even before their respective independence movements. For awhile, they were trade-bros! During this time, they agreed to meet up for at least once a year for a night of drinking and fun, whether to chill or go to a casino, etc.
The thing? Even after Fidel [Castro] and the Revolution (that sounds like a band!) and their subsequently AWFUL relations, they still do it. But it's secret, and not usually in Cuba or the States. They've done this for so long, it's become a habit, even if they can't stand each other.
What's also survived the years? The tendency for every one of these nights to go unbelievably, insanely, and lulzily WRONG. Bar fights, explosions, ending up in weird places, crazy men and women, the works. If it's nuts, they've been through it. And the whole time, Cuba and America are being adorkable, badass, and snarky at each other.
Anon would like the story of one of these nights gone wrong. No pairing required, just nuttiness.