If he were drunk enough not to have meant it, he reasons, he would have been too drunk to cast the spell. favourite line.

But this one made me snort loudly: "Because England has alarmly public-school tastes for someone who's only ever been to university,"

Wales as the kinkier one? Hell yes. Also Scotland being shy. And going easy on England. Yes yes yes.

This is pushing all the right buttons and everything is perfect. Not sure if I now want greedily all at once or if I'd prefer to enjoy every bit with slow updates.