The next day, Denmark was back, this time with Iceland in tow, looking distinctly amused.

"Hey, Norge, Iceland agreed to help! You want to write with us now? Brotherly bonding and all that!"

Norway looked from Denmark's eagerly expectant face to Iceland's barely concealed snigger and took two seconds to make his decision.

"Go away."

"But, Norway!"

Two seconds later, a troll kicked both intruding nations out the door.