I don't know how I never found this, but I am enjoying this entirely too much anon. I love crazy Alfred. And I'm glad those fucks are getting punishment (even though I kind of cringed at the rape part .__.)

and that Pear thing sounds horrifyingly similar to an orthodontist procedure I've had done. It's called a Bar Extender and once a day you're supposed to use this key to twist it and it slowly brakes hard palate and spreads it apart to make your mouth's roof wider. DDD: