Imagine it: England in all of his buccaneer badassery sailing the open seas, kicking ass, taking names and babysitting cute, innocent America.

Don't care how or why America is on board (stowaway!little!America?) but I would certainly like to see things like inadvertent cursing in front of America (and America parroting back the curses~), flimsy excuses about why big brother England is kicking the tar out of Spain other sailors and just other wacky hijinks that would ensue when having a child like America on a pirate ship.

Fill it anon! Fill it for for the sake of me the world!