"Honestly, it's tacky, like some half-assed Christmas present....aah... A-Are you listening to me?"
"Uh huh." America mumbled as he continued to mouth against England's neck.
"Then what did I just say?"
"You were saying something about my present for your boss." America pulled back from where he was sprawled over England on the couch to look him in the face. "I picked it out myself, I always do." He sat up and picked up the large box set from the coffee table beside them. "How can you not love this? It's a collection of some of my most awesome movies ever! It's even got ET, one of Tony's personal favorites."
England suppressed a shudder at the mention of America's creepy alien friend. "I know it's the thought that counts, but still, that is not an appropriate gift for a head of state. You continue to give things YOU like, such as that ridiculous jacket-"
"Oh come on!" America pouted as he looked down at his flight jacket, pulling at it with both hands. "Who doesn't love the jacket? It's practically my trademark! There's nothing that says America like the jacket!"
"Idiot, everything isn't all about you!"
"Would you feel better if I put on Lawrence of Arabia?" America pulled up the DVD and waved it in England's face.
With a swipe of his hand, England sent the DVD flying to the ground and pushed America back into the couch. "Shut up and prepare to give me good reason to overlook this slight, you git."
"It's even got the director's cu-" His voice cut off as England kissed him roughly. He quickly returned the kiss as England was working to remove what he pantingly referred to as the "fucking jacket."
Several minutes later, the remaining contents of the DVD box set were scattered beneath the coffee table.
Gifts
"Uh huh." America mumbled as he continued to mouth against England's neck.
"Then what did I just say?"
"You were saying something about my present for your boss." America pulled back from where he was sprawled over England on the couch to look him in the face. "I picked it out myself, I always do." He sat up and picked up the large box set from the coffee table beside them. "How can you not love this? It's a collection of some of my most awesome movies ever! It's even got ET, one of Tony's personal favorites."
England suppressed a shudder at the mention of America's creepy alien friend. "I know it's the thought that counts, but still, that is not an appropriate gift for a head of state. You continue to give things YOU like, such as that ridiculous jacket-"
"Oh come on!" America pouted as he looked down at his flight jacket, pulling at it with both hands. "Who doesn't love the jacket? It's practically my trademark! There's nothing that says America like the jacket!"
"Idiot, everything isn't all about you!"
"Would you feel better if I put on Lawrence of Arabia?" America pulled up the DVD and waved it in England's face.
With a swipe of his hand, England sent the DVD flying to the ground and pushed America back into the couch. "Shut up and prepare to give me good reason to overlook this slight, you git."
"It's even got the director's cu-" His voice cut off as England kissed him roughly. He quickly returned the kiss as England was working to remove what he pantingly referred to as the "fucking jacket."
Several minutes later, the remaining contents of the DVD box set were scattered beneath the coffee table.