It's all this meme's fault! *points accusingly* It made me make brothers out of Poland and Russia. And, to be honest, I have no idea which of them is older. I tried to determine it, but they were 'born' so close to each other that I honestly can't tell, as I have no idea what event is the sign of the nation's 'birth' ;__; (but I think younger Russia seems cuter and more creepy in some moments...)

And, um, I have been learning Russian for three years DDD: And yes, I still suck at it, the only thing? I can read it, wohoo. (My... my teachers suck, really! XD) So give yourself a break with your English, my isn't so good either XDD

ковёр в пушке is a really popular joke in Poland, it reminds us that our languages are, in fact, different, even though everything sounds so similar (and I still forgot about it, erm)