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I'm going to hell... once again...
Anyone/Poland (except for Liet, the poor guy doesn't need any more stress)
Poland in his fabulous Santa-clothes. (http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/1052294.html) Smut very much appreciated! <3
And bonus for creative use of candy cane.