Nebraskan!Anon will give you hir soul, all gift-wrapped and with a little bow, because goddammit, this state doesn't get enough love. We're like, the only state that hasn't been totally ruined. The only problem is our politics... (Stupid old, white guys making all the rules.)

Weather: Storming, liek woah.
reCaptha: Public ogling.

Coincidence, I love you so much.

(AND THEN I FORGET TO TYPE THE WORDS. /minor fail)