Oh god author!anon, this is SO WONDERFUL! I seriously can't get over how awesome it is, and I keep checking back over and over for updates. ALJSDFKLJSDKLFJADKF everything about how you portray the characters is so lulzy and yet so sad - basically it's so TRUE. I love you!!

And somehow, without it even actually being in the story, you're making me love Poland/Canada. ;_;