Hetalia kink meme ([personal profile] hetalia_kink) wrote2014-02-10 06:09 pm

Hetalia kink meme part 27

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Aph Lithuania/Any spanking

(Anonymous) 2015-01-05 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd really like to see Aph lithuania involved in spanking somehow, whether it be giving or receiving.

BONUS: no Russia involvement whatsoever.

DOUBLE BONUS: belts :)

TRIPLE BONUS: America is involved

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Author anon here!!! Please do not post any material that already exists, as I guarantee I've seen it before. Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!

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Any/Any - Matchmaking pets for mating

(Anonymous) 2015-01-05 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
That is normal humans as pets.

Some sort of nonhuman being, be they nations, vampires, mages or whatever suits the authors fancy have a family, or families, of human pets. The pets acts as their hosuehold servants, playthings or whatever. I'd prefer there to be no sexual relationships between the "pet" and the "owner", family like love is fine but nothing sexual.
So the beings in question can be very picky about matchmaking and goes through lengthy procedures to find good mates, grooming their pets and looking for good candidates in other families. Or maybe setting their pet up with a "normal" human to prevent inbreeding.
I also strongly prefer genderbending over mprg but any characters are fine.

Bonus 1: This still takes place in a human AU and the non human beings live in the shadow of society.
Bonus 2: Pets live pretty wealthy, and from an outside point of view, normal lives but have no real freedom to do as they wish.
Bonus 3: A pet ends up falling in love with someone they shouldn't.

(I know there's been some similar requests floating around recently but I hope this is different enough since it's been on my mind for weeks.)

Re: Any/Any - Matchmaking pets for mating

(Anonymous) 2015-02-06 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I am interested in filling this with Italy being the pet, but which pairings with Italy are you comfortable with?

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British Isles/England - surprise sex party at 18

(Anonymous) 2015-01-05 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur lives with his older brothers (and maybe parents, but they should be out of the way for this). Upon turning 18 (and becoming a fully consenting legal adult) he is surprised with a big old sex party in which, it being his birthday, he is treated with all the attentions of his older brothers.

I really prefer England bottoming here - or at least being dominated and not having too active a role (so riding's okay, as long as it's not just that). Big focus on Arthur's pleasure, he needs to really, really enjoy it. Sex toys are allowed.

Bonuses:
- They treat it like an actual party - balloons and gifts and everything. (Maybe even party guests who can join in too... Friends? Extended family?)
- Light bondage using ribbon. It's cute.
- usage of birthday cake and frosting

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(Anonymous) 2015-01-05 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
OP here, please don't bring up anyone getting freaked out by incest - maybe a bit surprised, but anyone present is migically okay with it.

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AmericaxUkraine || Breast milking

(Anonymous) 2015-01-06 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
So I got this strange desire right now to see a lactating Ukraine being milked by America. Yeah...anyway not sure about a premise so go ahead and do whatever you really feel like writing?

Only bonuses that I can think of for this is

One: breast worship
Two: Ukraine is dressed as a cowgirl.

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Seconded so hard.

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Hungary/Italy Brothers- Pedo

(Anonymous) 2015-01-07 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Anon loves Hungary, she really does, but just wants to see her struggling with her increasing affection for the young Italy brothers. At first, she just perceives them as cute, but that soon blossoms into a sick obsession. I want to see her struggle to fight back those thoughts and ultimately failing and succumbing to her sins. Veneziano and Romano, always seeing Hungary as a loving, motherly figure, suspect nothing, as they reuse her completely

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I would love to do this, but it might take me a week or so to produce.

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PruAme - Omegaverse Wedding Night

(Anonymous) 2015-01-07 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I would love to see Prussia and America's first night together as a married couple, spent with them making hot, passionate love to each other. Layer on the romance and fluff, complete with Prussia delivering an awesome declaration of his love for America. Human and nation name combos are preferred.

It would be awesome if they were nations rather than au humans, but if filler!anon doesn't feel comfortable with that then it's fine to make it au.

Bonuses

1. America in a wedding dress

2. A mention of over emotional brothers (Germany and Canada), and other family members.

3. America unexpectedly goes into heat

Note - I listed this in the last part, but it was over the page limit and got deleted, just in case it looks familiar to you. I tried to remember the exact wording, sorry if it isn't correct.

America/Any - 5 and 1

(Anonymous) 2015-01-07 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Five times America found Nation B in New York City without an official reason (world meeting or something like that) and one time America found out they were a musical theater junkie.

Preferably not one of the FACE family. Go for someone really unexpected!

Bonus: Nation B doesn't want anyone to know about his/her love of Broadway (it doesn't really fit their personality) and keeps giving Non-answers about why they are in New York). But the non-answers make America think up more and more ridiculous reasons for Nation B continually showing up in New York City, going up to potential invasion (more as a funny if it's a small nation, but could also be a serious thought if its a stronger Nation). Broadway doesn't even make the list.

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(Anonymous) 2015-04-01 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh, I have the perfect country got this!!! I may take a while because, well, I'm already super busy!!!

Ensemble - Language

(Anonymous) 2015-01-07 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
This may seem like a rather strange request, but sometimes I wonder what language certain nations use to communicate with each other? I would assume that modern day world conferences would use English, but what if you go further back in time, when the usage of English wasn't as common?

Bonus: Two (or more) nations have the habit of speaking to each other in a language that is neither of their native languages, as a result of them having held alliances with the same country at some point in the past (not necessarily at the same time). For example Prussia, Portugal and Netherlands might speak Japanese to each other, haha. Preferably something that will induce WTF moments from other nations when they notice it.
Bonus 2: An unexpected nation surprises the others with the number of languages he/she knows. Preferably not America or any other country with an obviously multicultural population

Re: Ensemble - Language

(Anonymous) 2015-01-07 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god I was just thinking about this subject! I was thinking, like, maybe the nations have over time made up some sort of pidgin language among themselves as a lingua franca, or maybe the nations from the same language family speak some older form of their shared language with each other. (Like, IDK, the Romance nations speaking Latin.) Is it really obvious I study linguistics?

But seriously, this prompt. It's amazing. I might write something if inspiration strikes, but definitely seconded.

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Denmark/Netherlands are unable to break apart/up

(Anonymous) 2015-01-07 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Well the title says a lot already (I really love these two tbh).

So they are maybe in a relationship? Friends with benefits is okay too or an affair or anything you can think of really. I'm very open.

One of them (or both? depends on your plot!) would like to break up/apart but cannot for reasons (Maybe they feel indebted? Maybe one is an manipulative ass or both are. Because let's face it both are kind of dorky assholes)

Well i'd like this to be drama/angsty/dark (pick one or two or something).

Bonus 1: It has no happy end
Bonus 2: Not only Netherlands tops. I really like them switching tbh.

Any/England - Arthur learning firsthand from a sex worker

(Anonymous) 2015-01-07 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Human AU. Arthur decides that he wants to become a sex worker and goes to one, asking for their help to 'train' him. Sex worker can be any type e.g. A prostitute, a porn star, a professional dom etc. I like a lot of kink in my smut so include as much as possible.

He can be doing this for any reason but try not to make it angsty and he must be over 18! Please have Arthur bottoming in this fic; that doesn't mean his partner has to be a man. I love things like dom!women and pegging ;)
I would like it if the relationship between Arthur and the other person was purely platonic/professional. Maybe they even already know eachother but it's totally casual.
Bonuses:
1. Arthur's inexperienced/a 'backdoor virgin' when he starts, but he doesn't give two shits because he's asexual. If the other knew him previously, cue surprise cause they assumed he was straight.
2. Arthur is at first impatient and irritable with how slow it's going, thinking he knows a lot about sex ('I know what a safe word it! And my blow jobs are /fine/!') actually learns a lot about sex and kinky stuff.
3. When Arthur's training is over, the two continue to meet sometimes for sex/share clients in one session.

Any/Any - Riding in public

(Anonymous) 2015-01-07 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
What the title says— nation A sitting on nation B's lap somewhere public, such as a casual dinner or lunch— except they also have nation B's dick in them and it keeps moving just slightly. Maybe nation A is wearing a skirt without anything under it, so nobody will notice?

England - Friends with "Mad Jack"

(Anonymous) 2015-01-08 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
I would love to see a fill with England fighting alongside Jack Churchill, highlighting some of his most amazing feats, and being blown away by the man's sheer bravado. Lots of emphasis on him using his sword, bagpipes, and longbow, please.

Link to Jack's story here: http://badassoftheweek.com/churchill.html

Bonus: America shows up and gets shown up by Jack, giving England a good laugh.

Nordic 5+Sealand And Estonia-- Nordic Five-and-a-Half

(Anonymous) 2015-01-08 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Sealand, who really just wants more recognition from anyone, anyone at all, recruits Estonia. Together, they attempt to become members of the Nordics. But Estonia's already used all his ideas up... so it's down to Sealand to come up with a master plan. The Nordics will cave. (actually, I would prefer they don't let them in, and I'd like this fill to be mostly angst-free. A little's okay as motivation, but I'm looking for something lighthearted)

Bonuses
-Ladonia gets a mention, and he thinks they're both being stupid.
-Latvia makes an appearance as well, attempts to help his best friend and his fellow Baltic, but cannot face the terror that is Finland (he beat up Mr. Russia!)
-ridiculously impractical and elaborate planning by Sealand

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This is the cutest thing! Seconded.

Sealand and Estonia's Epic Nordic Quest

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america/lithuania + ensemble, romcom wedding

(Anonymous) 2015-01-08 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Human AU. Specifically, a silly romantic comedy AU. After years of being together, Alfred wants to give Toris the happily-ever-after he deserves -- which means the fairytale wedding of his dreams. Alfred's dreams. Toris really wants to be happy and excited about all this, but he just finds the grand displays (plus the hilarious comedy mishaps which inevitably come along with them) to be overwhelming... and it all just keeps pushing him closer and closer to getting cold feet.

Happy ending preferred, although A!A can decide if that means them finally walking down the aisle, or mutually deciding that it really is best for them to go their own ways. Would also prefer it if there wasn't cheating/infidelity of any kind, either.

Bonus 1: As many cameos as you can possibly cram in.
Bonus 2: Eduard and Raivis are Toris's foster brothers; Ivan was their loopy (but not monstrously cruel, if only because this is silly romcom land) guardian. Even if they're not super-close, they still care about each other. A!A's call on whether Arthur and Francis are Alfred's parents or some other relation.

Any/Any failed BDSM

(Anonymous) 2015-01-09 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Nation A and Nation B have been dating for a few months when Nation A reveals that they've always wanted to sub. Nation B tries to Dom them but feels completely uncomfortable with it.

Bonus 1: Nation A cares more about their relationship than the sex

Bonus 2: Lots of cuddling for Nation B

Re: Any/Any failed BDSM

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Any/Norway - peeing on Norway

(Anonymous) 2015-01-09 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
That's about it! Doesn't have to be part of a sex thing, but it's fine if it is. Please just don't have it be a rape situation in any way. It doesn't have to be Norway's idea, but he should still be completely fine with it (whether or not he's excited about it is a different question). No incest or underage characters, either. Thanks! :)

Bonus: It's on his face.

Norway/Any-- body image

(Anonymous) 2015-01-10 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
Here to add to the recent influx of Norway on the meme (but there can never be too much, soooo) In most fics, I've seen Norway described as 'perfect,' 'beautiful,' 'slender' and all that-- pretty much the perfect body. I want to see something happening that has changed all that, very quickly, dramatically, and unexpectedly. Like someone goes off to a conference, maybe doesn't see him for a few months, and boom-- his body's gone from the ice-prince thing he had going before to something much worse. How they react is totally your choice, but I'd prefer they didn't just ignore it ("oh, that's fine, makes no difference, why did you even worry.") Bonus 1: this change in body isn't any type of scarring, just to avoid abuse, etc Bonus 2: nation B, the 'any' in the title line, is either Denmark, Finland, or the Netherlands Bonus 3: some kind of nation-related reasoning behind the change.

Lithuania/fem!Poland - In the Midst of a Battle

(Anonymous) 2015-01-10 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Basically, the two countries are in a battle (it doesn't matter which one, and it doesn't have to have actually historically happened), but fem!Poland and Lithuania aren't willingly fighting each other.
How the ending turns out is your choice!

Bonus: Smut is involved at the end ^_^

You're the Color of My Blood (1/2)

(Anonymous) 2015-04-06 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey anon! I don't know if you're still interested in this, but here's the first chapter of a two part fic. I'm still getting through the second chapter but the first part is done. The notes will come at the end of the last chapter because there's way, waaaaay too much information.

Not much in the way of warnings for this part except for a mention of sex. Enjoy!

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Horse carriages roll pass Lithuania’s office on the first floor. The clock above the door reads a little past two in the afternoon. The walls are thin, and Lithuania hears and understands the mix of Polish and Yiddish outside his window. Rarely does he catch his own Lithuanian being spoken. Despite being his capital for over 500 years, Vilnius has become a center of Polish and Jewish and even Belarusian—but not Lithuanian—culture.

But the city is his. Even under Russian rule, he felt the pulse of Vilnius. The cooling waters of the Neris flow through his veins, and the bells of the Vilnius Cathedral ring to the beat of his heart. The people are his too. Yom Kippur is in a few days, and his Jews are bustling to get preparations completed before Wednesday. The Poles are slipping from his consciousness—many want to be reunited with Poland, but a few are loyal to him and they ring in his mind as clear as any ethnic Lithuanian.

He hears the front door to his office building open, his receptionist offering a sweet “Hello” in Polish before the visitor quickly barks “Laurinaitis. Where is he?”. The receptionist tells the visitor where he is and the footsteps get closer and closer to his office.

Right on time.

The door bursts open.

“What the hell is this?”

Poland slams the papers on his desk and spits out the words, her seething anger turning her beautiful language in a snarl.

Lithuania leans forward over his desk and looks at the document. “Oh, it’s from the League of Nations,” he says calmly in Polish. He trains his voice to conceal his inner glee. “It says that we both have to withdraw our troops to the Curzon Line.”

“You knew about this, didn’t you?” Poland says savagely and swipes the document off his desk.

Lithuania blinks. “Excuse me, I was reading that.”

“You’ve already read it.” She crumples up the paper and shoves it in her trenchcoat. Poland looks very much the part today. She is wearing a white coat and tights, a red skirt and blouse. “Let me guess, your foreign minister showed it to you to celebrate my downfall.”

“For your information, I received a copy of the document this morning,” Lithuania says. “I don’t understand why you are so opposed to it.”

“It leaves my borders open.”

“If you’re going to yell, please close the door.”

Poland stares at him as if she will punch him, but she spins around to slam the door and spins again to face him. “I actually have borders to defend, unlike you who seems to let whoever they want inside you—”

Now she’s pissed him off. “How dare you?” he snarls in Lithuanian without thinking. “That is not my fault. I physically can’t stop the Soviet Army from marching all over my countryside.”

Poland stares blankly at him. “What language are you even speaking?”

If it didn’t look badly on him to hit a woman—

“I can’t,” he repeats in Polish, a language that he shamefully knows just as well as Lithuanian. “You know I can’t. I want him out of me as much as possible.”

“You are breaking your neutrality. You know this.”

“I am not.” Lithuania lowers his voice and gets a grip on his emotions. “If you actually read the document, it reaffirms my neutrality in the face of his conflict between you and the Soviet Union. No foreign troops within my borders, and those include yours.”

“You know, if you keep Soviet troops, then I’m going to keep my troops here too.”

“That’s a direct violation—”

“No, it’s not. You know that if I remove my troops, it leaves me open from an attack from the Soviet Union.” Now it’s time for Poland to lower her voice. “Do you want me to be partitioned again?”

“No,” Lithuania responds immediately. “You know that is the last thing that I want. I do not want you to be gone again.”

His voice betrays his emotions, and Poland notices. She takes off her coat and sits down across from Lithuania. “You know the last thing I want is for you to be taken from me again.”

“I won’t be,” Lithuania says firmly. “I’m independent now. I won’t be taken from anyone, not even you.”

Poland eyes widen. “You told me in Vienna 100 years ago that we’d be together again. I’m here now.”

“Times have changed,” he growls. Poland flinches at Lithuania’s tone. “You don’t seem to understand. I don’t want to reform the Commonwealth. I want my independence.” Lithuania’s voice softens. “It has nothing to do with you. I want land for my people—for Lithuanians.”

Poland’s eyes no longer meet his, and she clenches one of her hands into a fist. “So…So that’s it, isn’t it? Giving up everything we fought for, giving up me, for your independence. You had no problem wanting to reform the Commonwealth with me earlier.”

“Times are different, Poland,” he says slowly. “I want to be independent. I want my people to have their own land where they can speak their own language. This has nothing—”

“To do with me?” she finishes. Her head snaps up to meet his, her green eyes blazing. “Then cease hostilities and allow my army to pass through.”

“We’re already pushing back the Soviet Army. They’ve been in retreat since your victory in Warsaw. We might fall into another conflict with them ourselves.”

“At the very least, give us free passage through Vilnius and the surrounding regions. Vilnius is Polish.”

Lithuania stands up. “It is not. It has been my capital for almost 1000 years. I am not giving it over to you.”

“Vilnius is Polish,” Poland repeats. “Nearly everyone in Vilnius and around it speaks my language.”

“But the city is mine.”

“You’re lucky that the League of Nations only wants to end hostilities instead of solving the real issue. I can have Vilnius returned to me in an instant. I have proof that it’s mine.”

“If Vilnius is Polish, why do I have an office here right now?” he growls. “Why can I feel these people?”

Poland jumps to her feet, comically standing a head shorter than him. “How come I can feel them too? Most humans here are Poles.”

Lithuanian Poles. They might be ethnically Polish but they are tied to my land. How does that poem of yours begin, ‘Lithuania, my fatherland, you are like health!—’”

“‘One only knows your value until you are lost,’” Poland finishes with a whisper. She looks down briefly, and then up at Lithuania with tears in her eyes. “Liet, I don’t want to fight you.”

Lithuania slowly breathes out and runs a hand over his face. He wants to be independent. He wants to keep his sovereignty. He doesn’t want the Commonwealth.

“Do you think I want this?” Lithuania says quietly. “The last thing I wanted to do when I regained my independence was to fight with you. I never wanted this war.”

“I don’t want it either,” Poland says. “After 123 years, I have my independence again. We were separated—”

“We were. We still are—politically, at least.” Lithuania sighs and closes his eyes. His stomach twists, and he tries not to visibly wince. Ever since his independence was restored, his economy has been in trouble.

“But you don’t want the Commonwealth anymore, why are we even having this conversation?” Poland puts her head in her hands. “You don’t want me anymore.”

No that’s not—” Lithuania tries not to groan. As much affection as he holds for Poland, he is very aware of the effect her tears have on him—and she knows it too. “Please don’t do that.”

“I thought you were my best friend,” Poland whispers. “I thought that—after we regained independence—”

“You say we but you still don’t recognize the fact that I’m my own nation now.”

“It’s not like I—I just thought that the Commonwealth—you’d want us to be together again—”

No.” Lithuania almost says “Times are different” but Poland would not understand it even if he told her 100 times. “It’s not like that. I don’t like you any less because I’m independent. We can still be friends. I want to be your friend. I don’t want to fight.”

“You say these things, but you don’t really mean—I thought you loved me—” Poland lets out a sob.

“Oh Poland, no, don’t cry—”

It works. It works, and he hates himself for it. With a sigh, he maneuvers around the table and holds Poland in his arms. She buries her head in his chest, and he kisses the top of her head.

“I just want to be independent,” he whispers. “That’s all. Just an independent nation for all Lithuanians. We’ll only be neighbors, but we’ll still be friends, and everything will be okay.” There are several points in those sentences that his politicians would hang him for, but he brushes the unsettling feeling aside. “I don’t want us to fight.”

“I don’t either,” Poland murmurs. “I miss you.”

“I miss you too. I miss you so much.” Lithuania pulls away before Poland plays another one of her tricks on him. “I’ve missed you for over 100 years. I never imagined fighting you as soon as we got our borders back.”

“But we need to resolve this conflict. We can turn Vilnius into a Free City like Gdańsk. Let’s push back the Soviets together.” Poland reaches forward to slide her hands up his shoulders. “It can be like Smolensk and Grunwald again,” she whispers and presses her lips against his. Lithuania closes his eyes and kisses her back and sighs.

“God, Poland, I don’t want to fight you.” He pulls away to whisper. “I’ve missed you—”

“Liet, I want you so much.” Poland captures his lips again and runs her hands down his chest to the buttons in his shirt. He becomes achingly aware of how soft her touch is compared to her strength during the Commonwealth when she would push him onto their bed and ride him like she was still wearing hussar armor—

“No,” Lithuania growls, shoving her away. “Poland, that is not what I want. I want to remain neutral and keep my independence and Vilnius.”

Poland takes a few steps back with hurt in her eyes, but then her eyes flash as angry as the red on her flag.

“How could you?” she shouts. “I thought you wanted peace. I thought you wanted to keep Russia away from you. What does Vilnius even matter to you? Most of the people who live here are mine.”

“You are getting nowhere,” Lithuania snaps. “You’re repeating the same arguments over and over—”

“You live with Russia for 123 years, and you’ve completely changed. You’re not the Lithuania I know.”

“You’re still the same, Poland!”

A silence pervades them as the root of their argument sinks in. The fire simmers a little in Poland’s eyes while Lithuania’s stomach sinks.

“Poland, this isn’t the 1500s anymore,” he says quietly. “We can’t just make alliances and have all of our problems go away. We can’t make the Commonwealth again. The world doesn’t look work like that anymore.”

Poland stares at him. Tears well up in her large green eyes, and the hopelessness in them reflect that this time, the tears will not work.

“You’ve given up,” she says. “You’re not the same Lithuania who fights until the last banner falls. You’re broken.”

Lithuania’s hand clenches into a fist. “I am not,” he snarls. “What I need is sovereignty and respect for my borders. You’re stuck living in a past that’s over 100 years dead.”

“I would rather have the past than Russians inside me—”

“I told you I have no choice!”

“Russia changed you. You must like having his troops invade you—”

Poland quiets when Lithuania slaps her.

Lithuania’s hand trembles when he realizes what he’s done. Poland’s hand touches the redness on her cheek and she genuinely begins to cry, tears running down her cheeks.

“Oh my God, P-Poland—”

“No!” Poland sniffs and dabs at her eyes, her mascara smudging around her eyelids.

Lithuania pulls a handkerchief from his pocket and moves to wipe her face. “I’m so sorry. Please, Poland, let me help—”

Poland slaps his hand away. “No, Liet! I—I always thought of you as someone who would never hurt me.” She rubs her eyes again, smudging her makeup even more, and takes a few steps back. “I th—thought you loved me.”

“I—I do!” Lithuania exclaims. His heart is pumping and his blood is pounding through his ears. “Poland, I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean it—”

“You never loved me,” she says with a sniff. “You never have.” Poland puts her hands in her face and cries harder.

Lithuania’s heart sinks, and he feels like crying. He loves her until his heart bursts. “That is not true. Poland—”

Poland sobs and pushes him to get out the door, her hands covering her face.

Lithuania makes no move to run after her. The damage has been done. “Poland—!”

“Miss?” Lithuania’s receptionist offers tentatively, but Poland ignores her. She runs out the front door and onto the street, where she is lost among the carriages and crowds.

His receptionist looks at him questioningly. Lithuania shakes his head and closes the door to his office. Poland’s tears are genuine, he thinks as he slumps into his chair. His mind replays the moment—his tingling hand making a resound smack as it collides against her cheek. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pack of cigarettes. He takes out one and lights it, settling back into his chair as the numbness fades.

I’ve done it now. Lithuania breathes out smoke and finds tears running down his cheeks. He had been politically and personally separated from Poland for 123 years, more painful than any whip Russia laid on him. His people need their own state, but he needs his own Poland.

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Colonal Sanders/America/Ronald McDonald

(Anonymous) 2015-01-10 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Something based of this ? http://fyeahdoujin.tumblr.com/post/5064690597/ronald-mcdonald-x-america-x-colonal-sanders
Smut is whatever, if it fits though, that'd be cool

Re: Colonal Sanders/America/Ronald McDonald

(Anonymous) 2016-08-17 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
SECONDED SO HARD

Multiple/Arthur- Omegaverse - Bukakke

(Anonymous) 2015-01-11 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Arthur is a young, modern day Omega on vacation in the jungle with his family. Bored, he wonders away from the tour group. While gone, he gets hurt (trips and bags head, falls into a river, etc) and passes out.

A group of Alphas from a near by tribe saves him, and feeling like an Omega wouldn't survive on their own, adopts him into the tribe. The problem is, no Alpha will accept an omega that doesn't smell like them, so they decides to drench Arthur is their cum to make him smell like part of their tribe.

bonus 1:Arthur is a teenage punk who doesn't like to submit despite being an omega

bonus 2: The abundance of Alpha hormones forces Arthur into an early heat part way through and he starts to like it to the point that he's begging for their cum and to be fucked by them all.

bonus 3: By the end, Arthur is completely covered in, and full of a super large amount of cum and loves it.

Re: Multiple/Arthur- Omegaverse - Bukakke

(Anonymous) 2015-01-19 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck,this is hot. Seconded.

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Fill 'em Up (1/3)

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ukus ghost AU

(Anonymous) 2015-01-11 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Basically Arthur and Alfred are ghost hunters traveling the world to found traces or evidence of ghost. New mission brings them to a old Victorian manor and they discover old paintings that look exactly like Arthur and Alfred.

Italy/Japan -- Taking responsibility

(Anonymous) 2015-01-11 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Remember that episode where Italy hugged Japan and he told him to "take responsibility" ? Yea, well I'd like to see Italy proposing to Japan and them getting married and what not, all the chaos, hijinks and reactions that ensue.

Bonus- Smut
Bonus x2 - Baffled Germany because he thought that Italy liked him
Infinite Bonus - Romano

Any/Any - meeting the boss

(Anonymous) 2015-01-11 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
A nation takes their significant other (or others!) to meet their boss, be it a president, prime minister, royal...

That's it! Presumably not every leader would react favourably to their nation's partner, so it could be either something funny or serious.

OP is partial to NedCan, Prumano, AusHun and SuFin, but really, anything goes!

Bonus Sr: Friends and/or siblings show up to 'sabotage' the meeting. (I.e. embarrass the nation in front of their boss.)
Bonus Jr: A distressed prime minister goes to seek help from a very unimpressed royal.

Iceland, Liechtenstein, Germany - Overprotective older brothers

(Anonymous) 2015-01-11 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Just looking for a fluffy fic of these three nations bonding over the fact that they each have an older brother who's entirely too overprotective for his own good. I want to see them hanging out together outside of a formal setting, so cute little things like getting ice cream or going to the amusement park. Because even though they would deny it to the end I bet Iceland and Germany secretly love doing stuff like that.
Can be gen or shipping.

Bonus: The big brothers not-so-subtly stalk them at first, but eventually decide to leave them to their own devices (and even better, the three of them form their own group and start hanging out together as well).

Re: Overprotective older brothers

(Anonymous) 2015-02-01 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Totally filling this right now. I need to do this. Though I have a question, if you see this before I post part one. What's the preference on gen/shipping?

A!Anon can do either, but I tend to ship SwissLiech and NorIce, so those might be shifted in...

OP here!

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America Being Incubus

(Anonymous) 2015-01-12 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
On Alfred birthday he founds out that he is in fact not a normal human but a incubus! My idea is Alfred struggling with what he is thinking he is a monster when he is fact a hero. As for pairings my fav are UKUS so if thats in the story I would approve!

bonus: Alfred father is Francis
bonus: Arthur is actually an angel
bonus: kiku is a fox demon

Re: America Being Incubus

(Anonymous) 2015-01-20 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded really hard!