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Hetalia kink meme part 27

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USUK based on film 'Nightcrawler'

(Anonymous) 2014-12-29 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Just watched Nightcrawler and it made me dream of USUK. I love Alfred as a bit of a psychopath you see, so what I'm requesting is a fic based off this film, with Alfred in the role of Lou and Arthur in the role of Nina.

If you haven't seen it, the plot can be summarised as follows: Lou is a young, jobless man and a thief who decides to become a 'nightcrawler', a freelance cameraman for news companies who gets footage of things like car crashes and crimes (violence sells), after procurring a camcorder in exchange for a stolen bike. Although a noice, he manages to get a decent shot of the aftermath of a failed carjacking and takes the footage to the local news station, where it is bought by the morning news director.
As the film continues, Lou gets more successful, getting closer to scenes with better, more graphic shots - but does it with morally dubious actions e.g. Moving a body for a better shot, breaking into crime scenes, etc. He seems unconcerned with the morality of his actions; even as he films extremely bloody scenes (e.g. People bleeding out) he is unaffected by it, insisting when asked why he's not upset that it's 'only his job'.
As he gets more successful, Lou threatens to end his business relationship with Nina unless she gives him love/sex, knowing her job depends on his cooperation. Lou's actions begin to get worse and worse e.g. Setting up a shootout in which people are killed and filming it. It's clear he's pretty pyschopathic by this point.

I want to see this with USUK! Watch the film, it's very interesting. I'd prefer it if you didn't follow the plot exactly, please.

1. Arthur is actually straight and tells Alfred this, but Alfred continues to persue him.
2.There are hints from the beginning that Alfred is a psychopath. His mental state is explored throughout the story. Not once does Alfred feel remorse.
3. Alfred gets away with it in the end; he's never arrested.

Smut is eagerly accepted; dub/non con is fine too! I prefer Arthur to bottom here. Go where you want with this, anons!

Re: USUK based on film 'Nightcrawler'

(Anonymous) 2014-12-29 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Requests aren't allowed to be more than 200 words, not counting bonuses.

You can cut the info dump and include a link to a wiki page to explain the plot of the film if you like, rather than giving us a rundown here :)

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estonia/any or gen; self-care

(Anonymous) 2014-12-29 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Estonia is resilient and he does well for himself, but he still lives with the effects of the past. So, just requesting some cute fluffy domesticity (with other of author's choice, or none if you prefer) about him taking care of himself -- like, idk, he takes a half-dozen pills every morning, and has to set alarms on his phone to remind himself to go to bed on time, and just in general has to be very conscientious, because if he isn't, he'll get quite sick, and very quickly.

Bonus: at some point, the mochis all lovingly tackle him and cuddle him until he relaxes, in their weird mochi way (although if you don't want to write goofy mochi crack, you're in no way obligated)

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Any, magic symbols AU.

(Anonymous) 2014-12-29 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
From Tumblr:
"What if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves?"
"My Little Pony. The thing you are wanting. It's My Little Pony."
It is, but there's potential for either humourous or horrible here and I think something should be done with it.

Re: Any, magic symbols AU.

(Anonymous) 2015-01-03 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I once read a truly amazing Avengers fic with this premise, and have been hooked on the idea ever since, so seconded!

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GerIta: awkward body worship

(Anonymous) 2014-12-29 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Germany awkwardly, clumsily body-worshipping Italy during sex. Being really gentle and careful and slow, and Italy loves it.

Bonus: Germany tries to spend more time on foreplay, blowjobs, etc because he knows Italy thinks he needs to take his time with that.

Re: GerIta: awkward body worship

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romano sees something he'd rather not

(Anonymous) 2014-12-30 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
like the title says, romano walks into his own home and catches an eyeful of his baby brother bending big strong germany over a table. cue shrieking, awkwardness, and germany being super embarrassed because he was caught subbing for his tiny boyfriend

bonus: romano, while definitely scarred for life, is at least comforted by the fact that his baby brother is giving as good as he gets in that relationship

Started At The Bottom (1/?)

(Anonymous) 2015-01-26 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, surprisingly, had been a good day for Lovino.

Sure, his daily check-ins with politicians were dull and draining as always, but all of his vigor and love for life returned when he went to help the rest of his people.

The afternoon was spent walking along the roads and complimenting every lovely person he saw (they were his, so all of them were!), and working at a stand full of fresh fruits and vegetables for a certain Miss Viviana, kissing one of her shaking hands and informing everyone that the tomatoes were divine. He knew good tomatoes, and a bite of hers, yes, it reminded him of the bright spots of his past. Home grown, Romano-approved. It was an honor he rarely bestowed, so they should listen and listen good, damn it.

A quick drive home, and he planned on popping in to see how Feliciano was doing-- Feli was good with cleaning, but organizing his office? Eh, not so much, you see-- then settle down because he was a fucking angel today. Some good bread, a terrible movie, and no clothes. It was only right, yeah?

He closed the door quietly and toed off his shoes. Sneaking up behind his brother and mocking his precious jarhead potato was the cherry on top. Lovino crept up the stairs, beaming like the sun, and looking like a god, he might add.

Halfway up, and Feliciano was talking to himself again. Stupid, but weirdly cute. All these wars and battles and bullshit politicians, and Feli still managed to be cute and sunny and forgiving. It was weird, but that's Feli for you. He gave nicknames to his furniture and chit-chatted with them sometimes when no one else was around. He wasn't embarrassed, but he was very imaginative and got lonely very easily. Guess that's what comes from being locked in a closet as a punishment and cleaning all day and night for stuffy Germanic bastards. Remember back when the waltz was edgy? No one does. Only Austria does, and that is because he's a loser who wishes he was still cool. Lovino's getting off topic.

“You're all clean, belissimo!” Yup, monologuing for his furniture. “You don't need to worry about any messes. Everything is perfect, and I'm very proud of you for letting me help.” Weird. He usually didn't make them worry. Usually they just complimented his paintings and called him "tesoruccio" unironically. He tiptoed to the door and wrapped his hand around the doorknob.

“Relax. I've got you, pasticcino.” Pasticcino? Even more weird. He only used that nickname for--

Lovino turned the knob as quietly as he could, and slowly opened the door.

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America - sulking after being yelled at

(Anonymous) 2014-12-30 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Either America is spouting off annoying ideas or another nation is just in an irritable mood. For whatever reason, Nation A ends up snapping at America and telling him to shut up. America gets very quiet very fast, and spends the next few hours moping around like a kicked puppy, until Nation A realizes America took his words to heart and lets him know he doesn't hate him.

Please, please, no overdramatic scenario in which America runs off sobbing and gets hit by a truck while crossing the street and then gets hospitalized so that Nation A can sit by his bedside wracked by guilt.

This seems like a prompt intended for England or the FACE family, but it would be very interesting to see this with different characters.

Bonus 1: Gen/Friendship with Nation A rather than a relationship.
Bonus 2: America feels its his fault for setting Nation A off
Bonus 3: Nation A is Germany

Re: America - sulking after being yelled at

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Bulgaria/Romania + Moldova - Family fluff

(Anonymous) 2014-12-31 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Something of how Romania and Moldova try to (and maybe fail at) reconnect in modern times. Bulgaria hangs around and tries to help out, and encourage the two brothers as much as he can.
They're pretty much some sort of dysfunctional family and I'd like to see some domestic fluff with them.

Bonus 1: Romania tries really hard but it doesn't always work out for him.
Bonus 2: Moldova really likes Romania but their relationship is still strained and complicated.
Bonus 3: Bulgaria has to win Moldova over somehow, since the younger nation doesn't approve of him in the beginning.

FACE Family - A and C in the same bath

(Anonymous) 2015-01-01 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Innocent fluff. Oneshot preferred.
England and France would bathe America and Canada together in order to save time and water.

OP note

(Anonymous) 2015-01-01 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Preferably when they were young child/toddler. However, if you want to change it up, you could place it as it is england and france trying to get the boys in the same bath again as they are just reaching the age where they do not want to. Or maybe just looking back. I really dont care ^^'

Japan/America - Fantasies

(Anonymous) 2015-01-01 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Japan really likes America, like a lot. But of course, he can't come out and say it, so he imagines what it would be like to be together. Sometimes it's sweet and romantic, but most of the time he has some really kinky and perverted fantasies about what he wants to do to America. Will Japan stay silent, or will it result in a relationship? Up to you.

Bonus one - He fantasizes at a world meeting and America unwillingly keeps interrupting his thoughts.

Bonus two - if they do get into a relationship, Japan is very hesitant to bring up or act on his nmany desires.

GerFemIta+Rus - Accidental Pregnancy & Mafia AU

(Anonymous) 2015-01-01 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Human AU.

I'd like to see Germany visiting Italy on vaction, maybe with a friend or two, and he meets Fem!Italy (human name preferably Felicia, Camilla or Giana. Or anything else, just please not Daisy). The two have a whirlwind relationship, and then he goes home to Germany, expecting not to here from her again, though they exchanged contact info.

Turns out, their relationship ended in her getting pregnant, and to make matters worse, her family is head of the Italian Mafia- and she's technically supposed to be marrying Ivan Braginsky, as a sign of a truce between the two opposing mafias (preferably Fem!Italy isn't aware of that until after she finds out she's pregnant with Germany's baby).

Bonus: Germany's best friend is America, who was convinced Fem!Italy was part of the mafia, cause 'dude, everyone in Italy could be! How can you know for sure?' And has a 'haha I told you so' moment.
Bonus 2: It somehow ends in Ger/FemIta/Rus
Bonus 3: Big Brother Romano being overprotective and not liking Germany at all, but standing up for Fem!Ita when she's scolded for getting pregnant and not wanting to say who the father is.

Not a bonus, but I'd really like competent Fem!Italy, she was all aggressive and brave in the Nyotalia strip/episode, I'd like that kept in mind! And if any other pairings are included, rarepairs are very much loved and apppreciated!

Re: GerFemIta+Rus - Accidental Pregnancy & Mafia AU

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SuFin- House wife

(Anonymous) 2015-01-02 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
I've always seen Finland scorning the wife idea and denying being one at every turn. I'd like to see Finland embracing being a wife, loving the attention, everything. He cooks, cleans, all the domestic stuff. Sweden loves to give him gifts, and just overall spoil him rotton. Fluff ensues

Bonus 1: Smut
Bonus 2: If you go with bonus one, then Sweden and Finland refer to his asshole and chest as a pussy and tits

RomaGer Omegaverse

(Anonymous) 2015-01-02 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Alpha Romano x Omega Germany! Highschool verse.

Re: RomaGer Omegaverse

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second because i need more of this pairing and more of this verse!!

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Nation A/ multiple pairings - spying on others sex life

(Anonymous) 2015-01-02 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
For some reason, be it magical powers, that time traveling roman emperor or just a strange set of coincidences Nation A finds himself spying on multiple couples love life as most of the worlds nations are crowding at the same hotel during a world meeting.

Anon is more or less looking for a series of short smut stories where Nation A watches and masturbates to most of them.

Bonus 1: I like guy on guy as much as girl on girl as well as het so try to get in at least one of each!
Bonus 2: At some point Nation A gets turned on when he wishes he wouldn't.
Bonus 3: Nation A is Iceland or Russia

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Fem!Japan/tentacle monster friend(s) - consensual tentacle sex

(Anonymous) 2015-01-02 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Fem!Japan may watch a lot of hentai, but what she really likes to do is travel deep into the forest where real tentacle monsters live. She is friends with them (or one of them -your choice), and they would never hurt her. Instead, they like to make her feel really good!

Bonus: femjapan is shy and has trouble admitting what she likes done to her. Fortunately, the tentacles seem to know what to do anyway
Bonus 2: multiple penetration

Nation or human names are ok. If human names are used, I prefer Sakura for Japan.

Hokusai Was Right (1/1)

(Anonymous) 2015-01-27 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
The woods surrounding her house were pretty. That's what Japan had always thought, ever since she had decided to leave Tokyo, years ago, when the business and turmoil of the big city had gotten her tired of her former home. She liked the quietness of the countryside, and the feeling of peace she felt here, the cold winter nights spent with a book and the kotatsu, the warm spring days and the walks through the surrounding areas.

What she really did like, however, was the thing, the thing she'd never really talked about to anyone, that hid in the unexplored forest.

It was the last day of spring, and as every year on that very specific date, Japan, always a creature of habit, had packed herself a few snacks and a travelling pouch, heading towards the road scarcely travelled during the winter months that started from her house and led to the heart of the woods. It felt odd, to put on the yukata of the warmer days, and her hands trembled a little bit as she got herself dressed. It was pretty cloth, elegant print, the kind she only ever allowed herself for big occasions, and she blushed at her own sentimentality. It was weird to be doing that kind of things, and yet she never really had gotten herself to go there in a more reasonable hiking gear. It needed to be special, maybe.

The walk there went without much of a hitch. It almost seemed as the woods let her in without even needing to ask, and the trail was clear, bright. Midday came and went, Japan unpacking her bento and eating in silence while listening to the poetic sounds of the woods coming alive.

It's only in the late afternoon that she finally arrived to the waterfall, a slight tension in her movements as she let go of her travelling bag, and gave a quick look at the surrounding area. She knew that place very well, the rocks that seemed polished to an almost supernatural green, and the warm feeling in her belly at the memories attached to the place. Usually, she would feel somewhat nervous about it, but it seemed that the year had slowly but surely eased any kind of shame about her unusual friendship with the creature in the woods.

Japan took off her getas, delighted by the feeling of fresh grass against her feet, before heading towards the pond. She dipped her foot once, twice, shivered a little bit before finally slipping out of her yukata and neatly folding it next to her travelling bag. Then, naked, she plunged into the water.

It was a short swim past the waterfall, and Japan had always been a pretty decent swimmer. It always brought back memories of her youth, of the dives into the sea not too far from Nagasaki, the clumsy attempts at love, the feeling of water against her skin. On the other side of the waterfall, where she finally emerged, she knew that something, someone, was waiting for her.

Japan wasn't sure where exactly the creature came from. It wasn't like anything she'd ever seen before, a soft, anemone-like body to which boneless purple appendages protruded. It almost seemed to glow inside the grotto, which was only lit by the filtered sunlight that passed throughthe waterfall. It didn't really matter, Japan couldn't help but to feel, as the creature seemed to suddenly wake up from her arrival. The body started to move, slowly, and Japan had a soft, distant smile as she got out of the water and walked towards it.

Her hand touched one of the tentacles, first, and it made the creature twirl the appendage around her wrist, softly, pulling her in. Japan could only obey, a light blush on her face, offering herself to her old friend.

At first, only a few tentacles came to her, still sluggish from what Japan guessed was the winter sleep, and they caressed her standing body. One came to her neck, prodding, another to her breast, almost tenderly. It seemed to explore, bit by bit, its skin almost human-like, and soon enough it caressed the side of her face in acknowledgement. Japan blush took a shade darker as she kissed the thin, delicate appendage tracing the side of her face, feeling definitely very ridiculous in the whole process.

Her worries, however, disappeared as a tentacle pressed against her sex.

Her eyes closed, she gasped, her legs flailing, and it's only through the action of a few tentacles lifting her that she didn't fall on the ground on the instant. The thing was warm, almost pulsing, and it felt different from the previous tentacles, thicker, more intent. Slowly, it rubbed against her clit, and Japan's breath hitched in her throat in the process.

Soon enough, she was carried up closed to the creature, the thick tentacle rubbing even more intently against her entrance. The tentacles toying on her skin, on her breast, on her neck and on her face became more intent, as if they knew the pleasure that now clouded her mind, and when one of the tentacles prodded tentatively on the side of her lips, Japan gave it a permissive lick and took it in her mouth.

It tasted different from a man's cock, her tongue feeling its skin bit by bit, the head just lying between her pursed lips. It didn't move, not really, only letting itself be caressed the best way Japan could. Held up as she was, the friction against her sex, Japan felt something side of her being stretched like an elastic. She only knew she was very wet, and that she needed, now.

The thick tentacle below withdrew, very briefly, before pressing inside Japan, earning itself a small cry of pleasure out of the petite nation. It got in slowly, and every inch of the large appendage inside of her felt like ecstasy. The creature was careful with her, as if it feared to hurt her, and while Japan had always been good at putting up a facade of being delicate and fragile, right now she wanted nothing more than for the tentacles to ravish her without mercy. The tentacles holding her up kept her from pushing herself down, fucking herself silly as she so badly wanted to.

It had been too long ever since their last encounter, ever since the creature had pleasured her into an undignified mess.

Please, her mind begged as she sucked and kissed the tentacle in her mouth harder, blushing furiously and still unable to properly voice out her desire. Her hand came to stroke it and, slowly, she swallowed more and more of it, her eyes closed, gasping at every tortuously slow moves of the creature inside of her, in her mouth and in her cunt. The head against her tongue seemed to warm up and increase slightly in size at her ministrations, and she could taste that oddly sweet juice dripping a bit from its tip. She lapped it, her eyes closed, and the tentacle started moving, a little, inside her mouth.

Maybe the creature only understood the only language it could speak. Its thick lower tentacle withdrew from Japan completely, who moaned at the sudden empty feeling, before ramming back inside of her with renewed vigour. She cried out, both in surprise and in pleasure, at the sudden gesture, and she didn’t get the time to think before the tentacle was once more pounding into her, again, and again, and again.

It felt good. It felt good to be filled, held up and fucked mercilessly, pounded into like a rag doll, and Japan didn’t care about screaming out in pleasure, now. All she cared about was the feeling of the tentacles inside her body, sparks of ecstasy making vanish whatever was left of her conscious mind with each forceful thrust. She was being handled with calculated strength, she knew it from the way the tentacles held her with force but without bruising, unable to move, and she could feel her mind numbing with the relentless, growing pleasure that stretched inside of her.

A thinner, softer tentacle toyed around her clit without ever touching it, driving her mad with lust. She was so close, so close, and she ached for release, even though she knew that one orgasm never really meant the end of her encounter with her friend from the waterfall. Another tentacle had twirled itself around her breast, squeezing as she rocked upon the rough fucking she was submitted to, now choking on the tentacle in her mouth, fire in her whole body.

She came once from a few touches to her clit, and the tentacle fucking her mouth withdrew, teasingly stroking the side of her face. It made her road out her orgasm, slowing down bit by bit, each trust softer than the previous one. Japan moaned contentedly, as the tentacle withdrew from her slit. Still, it seemed like the creature understood her, in its own way, and it caressed her body carefully, holding her up as if she was as light as feather, tentacles still teasingly touching her sensitive breast.

The tentacle that had just fucked her snaked up to her face, and she gave it a light kiss, tasting herself on the thick appendage. She blushed at her how lewdness, but it didn't matter too much. She was alone, alone with her friend, the creature she never would know the name of, and that was all that mattered, in a way.

The creature's caresses grew more insistent, tentacles sneaking between her ass cheeks. Japan, still hazy from the previous fuck, could only smile as it prodded around her entrance, a few smaller, thinner ones stroked her.

Oh, she was in for a good time.

Thanks OP, that was fun to write!

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Prussia/Austria - Body Switch

(Anonymous) 2015-01-02 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I swear I had a dream about this. A full, vivid dream that played like a fanfic and had an actual smut scene in it. And now I desperately need this.
Prompt is hereby also known as "it's kinda like selfcest but not really"

In short, for some reason or another, Prussia and Austria end up swapping bodies for a period of time. This anon is looking for hot, sizzling smut. It doesn't matter who tops, I like it both ways. Bring it, anons! ;)

Bonus 1: Strength differences are highlighted. Extra bonus if Prussia (in Austria's body) tops at first but Austria uses Prussia's stronger body to turn the tables halfway through. And Prussia loves it

Bonus 2: They know their own sweet spots and deliberately target them to drive each other absolutely crazy.

Bonus 3: If the fic is expanded beyond the smut, they don't tell anyone that they swapped bodies. Cue strange looks from Germany when "Prussia" occasionally slips up and acts out of character.

England/Fem!France - In love with an older woman

(Anonymous) 2015-01-03 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
The title pretty much says it already. What I would like to see is a Human!AU where England is still in school while Fem!France already has a successful carrier going. I imagine England to be around 17-19 years old and Fem!France to be at least 10 years older. Preferably, I would like to see them falling in love first and not an already established relationship.

Scotland/France: Kilts

(Anonymous) 2015-01-03 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Scotland wears a kilt and France takes advantage of the 'easy access' it provides.

Bonus 1: France is pleasantly surprised to find out that Scotland doesn't have anything on under his kilt.

Bonus 2: France's over complicated outfit almost kills the mood since it takes so long to get off

Bonus 3: By the end, France gets buggered REAL good.

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England/America + Canada Going back in time

(Anonymous) 2015-01-03 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
My idea for a fill is in the future Matthew going in and out existence is major issue someone effecting his ancestors timeline. I like Sci fi settings Matthew goes back on time making sure his ancestors get together who are Arthur and Alfred to ensure his existence.

I think it would be neat to if Matthew gets paired with someone in past timeline. I liked him with anyone.

Re: England/America + Canada Going back in time

(Anonymous) 2015-01-05 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I might be interested in writing this, but I need some clarification to decide for sure.

Are you wanting a Human Alternate Universe story where Arthur and Alfred are Matthew's parents? (Because if we are leaving them as nations, it would have to be some sort of alternate history timeline as the US and Canada came into existence about the same time in our timeline. So if I kept them nations and kept to canonverse Alfred technically couldn't be an ancestor.)

So if it is a Human AU that you meant, then Matthew is fading away because someone has already gone back in time and caused his parents to split up or never meet? You said you don't care who Matthew is paired with if he is paired at all, but do you care who the villain is? Is there anyone you wouldn't want?

Also, do you prefer same or different gendered parents for Matthew? In other words if Arthur and Alfred are his parents can the author gender bend one of the characters? If so which one?

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Australia/America: Spanking

(Anonymous) 2015-01-04 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
OP would really love to see (male) America being spanked by (male) Australia. Any other detail is up to the filler as OP would be thrilled to read anything surrounding this concept!

Bonus One: America is spanked past his breaking point.

Bonus Two: Australia is very domineering and overpowering.

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Seconded seconded seconded!

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Iceland/Norway - rimming

(Anonymous) 2015-01-04 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
What it says on the tin, because I have a mighty need. Iceland rims Norway. Norway loves it. (There can be other sexual acts as well. I don't mind. In fact, I would like that very much.)

Would prefer an established relationship, and please don't have Iceland call Norway Onii-chan. They're not Japanese. :)

Bonus: Norway is (almost) in tears because it feels so good.
Bonus 2 that I just thought of: They are still wearing (most of) their clothes.

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Spamano - Omegaverse + Possessiveness

(Anonymous) 2015-01-04 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't seen many Spamano omegaverse fics, so I thought I'd go ahead and request one!

Basically, Lovino has gone into heat earlier than expected and Antonio won't know until he gets home from work, which means Lovino is left to his own devices in his nest until then. However, the person who enters the room isn't who Lovino was expecting at all, but rather someone coming to take advantage of him while he's in heat and alone. When Antonio comes home, he senses the distress and heat coming from Lovino and possessiveness over his mate quickly takes over.

What happens after is up to the author! Whoever the stranger (or not) is and how they got in is also up to the author!

Bonus points for them mating afterwards to make up for Antonio not being there from the start~

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Seconded!! There needs to be more Spamano omegaverse and this sounds like it would make an interesting plot! I hope it gets filled!

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Prussia/Romano- Pregnancy

(Anonymous) 2015-01-04 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
Prussia knocks Roma up :3


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Futanari HungaryxVietnam || Public Toilets

(Anonymous) 2015-01-04 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to request some love between futa!Hungary and Vietnam here. Premise is that the two are on a date that goes well, as in extremely well and decide to do something both kinky and exhilarating; sex in a public bathroom. It could be anywhere, the park, a restaurant, theater, what have you.

Bonus 1: Vietnam has no idea that Hungary is a dickgirls and is quite surprised by it.
Bonus 2: Dirty talk
Bonus 3: Watersports. I know this last one is not up to everyone's taste, but they are in a toilet stall, so it's something that I'd like to see the author take into consideration.


(Anonymous) 2015-01-12 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
It's weird, but I like this.

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England/Any or Gen - Wizard for Hire

(Anonymous) 2015-01-05 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
So, I started rereading some of the 'Harry Dresden' series by Jim Butcher, and he makes me think of England quite a bit. I'd really love to see a human AU with Arthur being a grumpy wizard for hire.

I really like the idea of magic interacting badly with electricity, so it'd be cool if that can be kept, and keeping Arthur competent with magic is important please!

As far as pairings go, I like Norway, (maybe Norway as another wizard, who's not out to humanity), Russia, Belarus, Canada or Spain with England. But gen is totally okay too.

Anything else is up to any possible author!anons. Could be as simple as Arthur dealing with people just wanting to know if he's serious or if he does kids parties, or something bigger and more serious like exorcising or summoning demons or making love potions for someone.

I'll do this

(Anonymous) 2015-01-05 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
I have plenty of ideas for any AU like this. Haven't read the books that you mentioned but if that's not a problem I'd like to write. For pairings I haven't decided yet, we'll see which one of them fits once I start writing.


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Any/Any - Omegaverse- Completely clueless Alpha

(Anonymous) 2015-01-05 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
The Omega goes into heat and demands to be sated, but their Alpha is essentially a virgin- they never really had 'the talk' either- and is rather sloppy on their execution, needing their Omega to essentially walk them through every step of mating.

Bonus: My preferred pairings for this are Canada/France or America/Russia. Any pairing will be accepted.