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Hetalia kink meme part 27

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Prussia - Prussia Is A Nation Again

(Anonymous) 2017-01-08 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Somehow, it's up to Anon, Prussia becomes a nation again. Can be an event that happens in the present or alternate history, I don't mind. Also, I'm not looking for a pairing but you can include one if you'd like. PruCan is my OTP for him but I also like PruAus, PruHun and Frying Pangle.

Starting from scratch, or not.

(Anonymous) 2017-03-16 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Going with the alternative (current) history suggestion.


Germany noticed that something was wrong the moment he stepped through the front door to his house. The mail was scattered all over the hallway. Clearly his older brother had been going over it again, today. That was nothing strange. The negotiations had been going on for over two years and ever since it was confirmed that yes some territory might be established for his brother then Prussia had been constantly on the phone or the web for the latest info available concerning the negotiations.

Germany would have gladly offered some piece of his own land, after all it wouldn’t make that much of a difference seeing as how Prussia had been living in his basement since the fall of the Berlin wall. But that was not up for him to decide, he had tried to carefully bring up the possibility with his boss but he didn’t get any straight response about it. Then later he’d understood that Russia was involved in this, and that little plot of land he owned squeezed in between Poland and Lithuania. The negotiations were involving that plot of land.

Of course Germany had been worried, clearly Russia wouldn’t negotiate about such an important plot of land if he wouldn’t get something in return. Prussia on the other hand was just overjoyed, already making sketches of his future house. Where he would set up his pc, how he was going to build the dog house. Germany tried to calm his brother down, not wanting his hopes to be crushed if things didn’t turn out as he wished. But Germany did also pray that the negotiations would end up well. He really hadn’t gotten a good chance to clean the basement ever since his brother moved in there.


Poland couldn’t decide if he was happy or not. On one hand Russia would be gone. On the other hand Prussia would be back. Both nations had been a continues cause of trouble for him.

“Does he like really have to move here?”

Poland pouted. Germany sighed.

“Yes it seems like the negotiations are going...well.” Germany cleared his throat “Somehow.”

Poland shrugged.

“Well I guess he’s the lesser of two evils.”

Germany coughed. Poland looked annoyed.

“I get it. Russia wants to be a diplomat about it. But you know I wouldn’t think to hard about it. Did you hear that there was even some talk between Russia and America about if they should give him some islands stuck on the coasts of Alaska. I would have wanted to see his face if he’d ended up somewhere that cold and desolate!”

Germanys imagination~

Up on a lonely hill, in the biting cold stands a man, resolute and unwavering….Speaking very enthustastticlly on his cellphone.
“Yes I’ve got connection! That’s how awesome I am. West, West can you hear me!? I found this really super important thing did you know how long some food
lasts up here!? You should really come and check it out West, just now I’ll be waiting for you here, at this spot, you don’t want to miss it.”
“Why are you calling me about something so useless! If you’re lonely call Canada instead.”

Germany shook his head. No while it was true that he appreciated his brother finally moving out and getting his own house he didn’t want him to move that far away from him.


“Are you coming here to…warn us?” Lithuania gave Germany a puzzled look. “I don’t think it’ll be that bad, times are different aren’t they?”

Germany sat down by the table and shoved the papers over to Lithuanias side. The older nation only quickly glanced at them.

“If Prussia is really moving in next doors shouldn’t he be the one to bring us the papers?”

“Well...He did sign here that I was allowed to inform the other nations about it...Also it seems like my brother has been busy.”


Lithuanias voice held just a slight tone of worry. Then the two of them could hear the sound of heavy machinery not far away from them. Germany saw that Lithuanias face expression had ever so slightly changed.

“He’s...already starting?”

Germany sighed, again.

“Yes. The deal was officially sealed just recently after all.”


“You want to show me the papers da?” Russia looked pleased, as always. “But I’ve already seen them.”

“I thought, maybe you wanted to see some of the details. My brother signed here that I’m allowed to inform the other nearby nations about what’s going on.”

Russia blinked and looked a bit confused. Then he took up the papers and eyed through them. He peaked up from behind the paper after a few seconds.

“You’ve talked to Poland and Lithuania?”

Germany nodded.

“What did they say?”

Russia sounded awfully curious.

“I’m...not sure I should go in on detail about that. If you wanted to I suppose you could ask them yourself.”

Russia seemed to contemplate Germanys words.

“I suppose I could, maybe they’d listen now.”

The larger nation them shook his head as if he was waking up from a daydream. He faced Germany with his usual smile.

“Well I’m sure it’ll end up well. You know I’m happy for your brother.”

Germany wasn’t sure what he was going to say in response but just nodded.

“Yes. I think we’re all happy for him.”


After his talk with Russia he did feel just slightly more relaxed about this entire ordeal. On the way back home he saw that Prussia had already started with the construction site for his new house. And Poland had already shown up to complain about the noise. When Prussia in turn had explained in his firm but not so diplomatic manner that things needed to get started right away. Poland insisting that working in the night would ruin his beauty sleep and Prussia insisting that hard work going on until ten a clock in the night wasn’t a strange thing.
Now Lithuania had joined in trying to play the mediator between the two. However that eventually resulted in the two joining forces to tease him over the fact that he would never get to date Belarus. Germany stood by to watch the bickering group for a while, he decided to set down the snack box he’d brought with him and then headed back home to bed. He felt calmer now, the world wasn’t going to fall apart, despite his worries. He knew that Prussia could take care of himself after all.


To be continued? I hope this was okay for anon I tried to keep it light hearted. I might have gotten a bit of track from the subject but the idea of Prussia building a house with Poland and Lithuania as the bothered/bothering neighbors just wouldn’t leave me alone.


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China tops drunk!England

(Anonymous) 2017-01-14 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
China hard topping drunk England. He's pissed off for everything England's done to him (Opium wars etc) and seeing England vulnerable, takes revenge. Can be non-con, dub-con, or full-con. I just want to see China use his age and being incredibly dominating.

Feel free to add any kinks you like. It can just be rough sex or it can be incredibly kinky.

France/England/America Human AU

(Anonymous) 2017-01-15 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a lack of this OT3 in the fandom, and most of the fics are smut (and LIke I need FRUS to happen too) which I personally don't enjoy even when I'm a super big fan of the ship.

I would like to request some emotion-filled Human AU of this. Smut would be fine, but please make it touch on the emotional aspect instead of the smutty aspect. Not smut would be great too- just on their normal habits and small stuff and routines, something like that. Make it fluffy and sweet!

Bonus: one of them is a writer who works at home (Up to A!A)
Bonus 2: small detail about how they met

Hope I'm not over-detailed in this....

Czech/ Any of her neighbours

(Anonymous) 2017-01-16 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like some smut featuring Czech being tsundere about everything with any of her neighboring countries. That includes Slovakia, Poland, Germany, Austria and Hungary.

Bonus: Multiple people are involved

USUK (fruk also works) - psychological/emotional bdsm

(Anonymous) 2017-01-17 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Take it anywhere you like, as long as England is the sub.

Any/Any- The Vampire Hunter falls for the Vampire

(Anonymous) 2017-01-19 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Nation A is a well-known vampire hunter who has been on the job for years. However, they put their career on the line when they start developing feelings for Nation B, a vampire who has been evading hunters for centuries. Nation B sees this and decides to play along with hopes of disposing of Nation A, but ends up falling in love as well.

Any ship is welcome, but I prefer a less common ship for the story.

1) A happy ending
2) The vampire hunter and the vampire have similar interests, making it easier for them to bond

Germany x 2p! Germany- freeform smut with bonuses

(Anonymous) 2017-01-24 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
So this here's a ship that's mighty shy on.....basically everything. In the interests of keeping it brief, I'll get right to it- I'm asking for smut with this pairing. There's nothing for it and I'm not alone in wanting more of it.

Basically I'm asking for whatever as long as dicks go spelunking in arses, with this particular pairing.

Bonuses are:

-Muscles. They're both buff. The pairing has been called bfcake. Give me manly men doing manly things as a pretext for teh pronz. Maybe working out or something, I dunno. Swimming? Swimming is good. I'm spitballing here.

-Regular Germany tops, but if you don't wanna, this one's totally optional. Top one's more important.

Please help make a tiny ship less tiny! I'll love you forever and a day.

America/Belarus - Helping Russia get a date

(Anonymous) 2017-01-26 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Long time since I saw some fluffy AmeriBela so I'd like to request some. Better if they try to play cupid for Russia and help him get together with someone he likes.

Bonus 1: Belarus is working hard to improve her sibling relationship with Russia
Bonus 2: Their attempts at helping Russia out results in awkwardness and possibly (humors) threats.
Bonus 3: Russia has confess himself to the person he likes at the end, if only to make his two "helpers" stop trying to help him.

Any/Any - YouTube Drama

(Anonymous) 2017-01-27 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Nations as youtubers getting into youtube drama. Can be human AU or not, I don't really mind. Also it would be nice to have them getting into drama with real youtubers (e.g. Leafy, Pewdiepie, H3H3 ect) but you don't have too, I'm happy as long it includes some sort of youtube drama. Any pairings are ok but Gerita, Usuk and RusAme are preferable.

Bonus 1: If you do include real youtubers, any mention of Keemstar and/or Scarce would be nice

Bonus 2: It's presented in the same sort of form as Dramaalert

US/UK - Uncontrollable Obedience turns UK on

(Anonymous) 2017-01-28 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Due to circumstances of A!A's choice, Arthur finds himself unable to disobey any direct orders given to him. Alfred finds out about this and eagerly takes advantage of this (perhaps by making Arthur do his chores, retrieve things for him, etc.) And, despite his pride, Arthur finds himself ridiculously turned on by having to do whatever Alfred says. Cue (completely consensual) sex, wherein Alfred is in complete control of Arthur and does exactly as he pleases to him.

Preferably, Alfred would not be the one to cause the obedience, but rather one to discover it and use it. As for how it happens, anything is fine; Arthur messing up a spell, another nation doing it somehow, etc. Additionally, I'd like this to stay on the lighter side! Please, no extreme angst/abuse/violence/etc.

Bonus 1: Arthur verbally resisting, but physically doing as Alfred says when being made to complete whatever commands Alfred gives him.
Bonus 2: Arthur initiates the sex.
Bonus 3: Alfred uses his power during sex (such as denying Arthur orgasm, using it to increase the pleasure, making him feel as though he's been tied up when he hasn't, etc.)

Depressed to Crazy England

(Anonymous) 2017-02-04 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
Before I start I want to tell you I don't want romance in this, and if you need it, minor FrUK. So you all know The British Empire was one of the most powerful in all of history (if not the most powerful). Well, what if that power went to England's head. Now he isn't as powerful as he was. Well what if he got depressed from the lack of power (never mind he is one of the most powerful nations in the world) then he went crazy with the lack of power. The ex-superpower tried to gain his superpower status back by trying to take over the world. Whither or not he succeeds is up to the filler, same with how it ends.

-I have a headcannon that the "strength" of personifications depend on their nation's strength.
-He tries to get his old territories/colonies and some more.
-The work is very dark and/or from England's perspective

UnexpectedxEngland - Smut

(Anonymous) 2017-02-06 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Looking for super rare!pair APH England sex. The rarer the better, but prefarably a canon nation. England bottoms (or if character A is a female you can give it a femdom spin).

Ensemble; nations have their own romance system.

(Anonymous) 2017-02-06 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Homestuckers will know of quadrants and charms, but I'm not looking to use the quadrant system, that's been done. I'm thinking nations have their own system of terms for their horribly complicated relationships; separate words for "allied and in love", "allied but personal rivals", "official enemies but in love", "actually want each other dead", and so on. I'd love to see if anyone else wants to come up with something like that.

Russia has a child's mind.

(Anonymous) 2017-02-06 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Way way back there was a prompt about America still having a child's mentality, and it worked nicely, but I think Russia could be shown that way too. In the original anime he uses "boku" pronouns, used to refer to young boys as well as to show humility and closeness with the conversational partner, and in the dub an offscreen someone who context suggests is Stalin is called his teacher instead of his boss, which all the other nations call their leaders. He certainly seems to have a child's attitude to all the fear he causes and a kindergartner-esque "will you be my friend" approach.

Bonus if America has a kid's mind too and things end happily for them either shippily or platonically.

Re: Russia has a child's mind.

(Anonymous) 2017-03-15 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
This was prompt is a month old, but still! Seconded!

Any: AU, everyone knows about only their own nation.

(Anonymous) 2017-02-08 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Instead of nations either being a huge secret or being totally open, everyone in a given country knows that they have a national personification. Only the leaders know about the others, and the whole business is used as an excuse for wars. "We have a magical/holy representation on our side, we can go conquer whoever we like" and shit. Depending on how you want to play it, the nations themselves may or may not know about each other, or may only know about their allies.

Any/any, noncon, revenge, inappropriate response of protective family.

(Anonymous) 2017-02-08 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Entry 3 on this article is a news story entitled "Man Revenge Rapes Son's Rapist": http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-awful-stories-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-probably-will/

Obvious father/son pairs would be Sweden and Sealand or Turkey and TRNC. Russia and Latvia aren't father and son but could also work in this situation; same with Grandpa Rome and the Italies. Not too bothered about the third character; random human is fine if there's a reasonable circumstance in which they could get control of a nation-child.

Re: Any/any, noncon, revenge, inappropriate response of protective family.

(Anonymous) 2017-02-14 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
Curious, but since the header says protective family, does it have to be a protective father getting revenge, or would any family member suffice?


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Rus & Ame, rapetruck double subversion, guro.

(Anonymous) 2017-02-09 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
We've already had one or two prompts for twists on the rapetruck meme; "America enjoys it", "America deliberately puts himself in that situation", "America wants it and Russia doesn't". A new twist:

Subby America intentionally gets himself caught, expecting "rape". Russia is vaguely grossed out by sex of any kind and has no intention of doing that, and says so. He proceeds to do something totally nonsexual but incredibly violent, while America is rapidly wishing he hadn't come up with this stupid idea.

I am very hard to gross out; I've read a lot of shock-fics. Go as horrible as you possibly can with whatever Russia does do.

Re: Rus & Ame, rapetruck double subversion, guro.

(Anonymous) 2017-02-28 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I second this

Human AU Mama Greece/Turkey, TRNC is their kid.

(Anonymous) 2017-02-14 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Mama Karpusi gets pregnant late in life by a younger man (Turkey). Her two existing sons (Greece and Cyprus) are at best concerned about having a brother twenty years younger than them by a man not much older than them, and that's before something goes wrong because of Mama Greece's age and she dies in childbirth, leaving Turkey to raise the kid who Greece wants nothing to do with and Cyprus is stuck in the middle.

Any, Bothering By The Book.

(Anonymous) 2017-02-16 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Nations are physically incapable of disobeying direct orders from their rulers. However, they can disobey people who aren't their rulers as much as they like, they can't be removed from their jobs and they regenerate all damage so there's no bureaucratic nor corporal way to effectively punish them, and they have sufficient free will to interpret their ruler's orders creatively if they wish. Your favourite nation disagrees strongly with what they've been told to do (WW2 Axis would be the most obvious choice but pretty much every nation could have had this) and proceeds to interpret their orders in the least convenient and efficient way possible.

Any pair, phone sex and suicide hotline mixup.

(Anonymous) 2017-02-19 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
After seeing the suicide hotline episode of Drawn Together, I want this.
Character A works from home, both working phone sex and volunteering on a suicide hotline; when B calls one, the lines get mixed up and A goes into their spiel from the other. How long it goes on before they notice is up to you. Well, at least the suicide caller is laughing now.

Re: Any pair, phone sex and suicide hotline mixup.

(Anonymous) 2017-02-27 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded so hard!!

America x Sweden- any involving Donald Trump

(Anonymous) 2017-02-19 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Last night in Sweden- A porno involving
Sweden x America + any with Donald Trump walking in and misreading the situation, other countries are MOST welcome

Any/Any - Sex In The Shower/Bath

(Anonymous) 2017-02-23 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm looking for some good old-fashioned shower sex. However, having them do it in the bath's fine too. Can be canon or Human!AU. Please use UsUk/UkUs, GerIta, PruCan, UkrHun, PruHun, PruAus or DenNor.

Any/Any - Vocaloid Songfics

(Anonymous) 2017-02-27 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty much what it says on the tin. Nothing creepy or gorey though. Canon or Human!AU. If pairing is used I would like UsUk/UkUs, GerIta, Spamano, PruCan, SuFin, PruHun, PruAus, UkrHun, BelLiech or DenNor.


(Anonymous) 2017-03-12 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Multi-fills would be much loved.

Any empire; conquered nations make their conqueror regret it.

(Anonymous) 2017-03-04 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Fics which portray empires as "rape harem" tend to forget that the captured nations might have lost some power from their annexation but they still have at least nearly as much military training and centuries of experience as their conqueror does. I'm picturing it more as the empire learning in a hurry why it's a bad idea to bring a bunch of semi-invulnerable people who want you dead into your home. Even if they're compelled via orders from the human leader not to try to kill their master, there are plenty of ways they can make his/her life just as miserable as theirs is. Especially if the nations in question are siblings and already know how to push each other's buttons. Within a week the empire's begging their leaders to send the other nations back.

A Tactical Error

(Anonymous) 2017-03-05 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Filled with Russia as the Empire, Poland, Prussia, and Hungary making him regret it

A Tactical Error

Russia should have been suspicious. He knew how difficult Poland was – he’d handed the nation to Austria only a year after claiming him in the late 1700s – but he was being nice and even letting Poland have his own government and be an independent nation. Poland should be grateful.

So should Prussia, no matter how difficult he could be. After all, if Russia hadn’t given him a whole new country he would have died, and Russia had saved his life. Russia didn’t want Prussia to die. (Russia didn’t want anyone to know how much he wanted to be real friends with Prussia. Nobody would ever respect him again.)

Hungary, he sort of expected. She wanted to be with Austria, not Russia.

But… the three of them working together? He hadn’t expected that. Nobody liked Prussia (except Russia, secretly). Everyone thought the pale nation was a nuisance, a pest. Poland hated Prussia so much he’d do anything to hurt him.

Except… this couldn’t be anyone else’s work. His little Baltics were too scared of him to do anything like this. Czech and Slovakia were too busy arguing with each other to care, like Serbia, Bosnia and the rest of Yugoslavia. Romania was either sulking or doing strange magic things Russia didn’t want to know about. Bulgaria just shrugged and went with whatever was happening, and little Moldova just wanted friends.

No, only Poland, Hungary, or Prussia would have painted Russia’s house bright pink and made frilly bows out of Russia’s old flag (where had they found those? They were supposed to all be destroyed), and brought all the chickens inside and – where did those eagles come from? And all the other birds? - and why was Belarus looking at him like that?

Prussia opened the door and made a grand sweeping bow. “Welcome home, oh mighty conquering Soviet.”

Wait, what…?

“This place was looking, like, really horrible.” Poland said from where he was… he was wearing a skirt. And riding a pony. Inside Russia’s house. “So we cleaned it up for you. And made it really nice for your wedding.”


Hungary wasn’t doing anything outlandish or looking strange, but there was something about her smile that made Russia really, really nervous. “I cooked you a proper Hungarian wedding feast, too.”

Belarus clasped Russia’s arm, her eyes shining.

Prussia grinned. “And since I’m an ordained priest, I can do the honors right here.” He bowed to Belarus. “If the lovely bride wishes.”

Yes. Russia should have been more suspicious. If these three could do this to him in two days he would never survive them being in his house for years.

“Oh, yes! Big Brother needs me to look after him!” Belarus didn’t sound quite as demanding as usual, but still…

Russia fled. Perhaps his boss would let him send them back?

Re: A Tactical Error

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DenNor or SuFin / For The Dancing And The Dreaming

(Anonymous) 2017-03-08 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to see something written for either one of these two ships to the song from HTTYD2. Doesn't have to be 100 percent accurate though.