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Hetalia kink meme part 27

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Any, amputation guro.

(Anonymous) 2016-09-01 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen a few amputation fics in the fandom, but it's also established fanon that major wounds on a nation heal up. So let's take the healing factor into account. Whoever you like hacks a nation's legs off to prevent them escaping, but they grow back pretty quickly. So the captor does it again, and again, and again...

USUk - Kokoro Another

(Anonymous) 2016-09-03 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been wanting something based on this with USUK for a while now, I just was never able to write it myself.

I think it's quite clear if you've seen the video as to who should be who. Also, please go into more detail about things the song didn't really explain properly enough.

Belarus/Liechtenstein - Their Brothers' Reaction to Their Relationship

(Anonymous) 2016-09-03 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty much what it says on the tin.

Belarus/Liechtenstein - How They Met and Fell in Love

(Anonymous) 2016-09-03 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I would like to see something written about how Belarus and Liechtenstein met, became friends and eventually fell in love.

Belarus/Liechtenstein - Alluring Secret Black Vow

(Anonymous) 2016-09-04 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I would like to see something based on this song with BelLiech.

Any; origins of nations.

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
When in human history did nations start appearing and why? What is their purpose, socially, spiritually, and evolutionarily speaking? Generally, motherfucking nations, how do they work?

Ideas; I think they'd have started appearing once humans formed groups bigger than the monkeysphere, and are sort of an early warning system in case anything's wrong with the nation, plus it's useful to have them interact on behalf of their people when different groups meet. I think they're all physically pretty to attract new group members, keep the loyalty of existing ones, and encourage people to keep the group healthy so the nation isn't hurt. Fairly obviously, there's magic involved. I'd just love some works exploring these kind of ideas.

Canada, Netherlands, North Korea; Stoner Trio, possible pedo and gore.

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Canon says that Netherlands takes drugs and fanon holds that Canada's a stoner, while as far as visitors have made out marijuana is totally legal in North Korea. Semi-popular fanon interprets NK as a child, because they're a fairly new nation and their behaviour on the world stage comes across as a kid throwing tantrums, spending irresponsibly on toys, and hiding behind China's skirts, and they tend to also be interpreted as violent for obvious reasons; Netherlands is alleged to like little girls. NK's famine problem means cannibalism allegedly runs rife there, Wendigo!Canada is popular fanon, and everyone knows smoking pot makes you hungry. The ways this could be combined to produce horrifying and/or hilarious results should be obvious.

Belarus/Liechtenstein - Ghobits Style

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to see some BelLiech based on Chobits where Natalya plays the role of Hideki and Lili is the cute PersaCom she falls in love with.

Please base it on the anime version, since that's the one that I know.

Any; Going crazy on AltHistory.com

(Anonymous) 2016-09-05 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly what it says above - the nations go crazy on alternatehistory.com, from indulging in the silly harmless scenarios (like "What if (insert important historical person) went into a different career field?") to wondering about the plain horrifying (like "What if the Axis won WW2?"). It can be funny, angsty (but nothing too heavy), and as over-the-top as you make it. (And I'd just recommend looking for some of the more noted and detailed stories for some plain fun).

Spamano, Romano riding Spain

(Anonymous) 2016-09-06 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm tired of fics that have Romano try to top or whatever and end up being unable to handle it, like...fuck that. I want Romano riding Spain, successfully. Like, I'm not saying Spain's just gonna sit here and let Romano do whatever (though...that isn't bad, honestly) just no "I-I wanted to do this for you, you jerk..." Or Spain flipping Romano over and taking control.


Insane Character

(Anonymous) 2016-09-06 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
I want a human AU. I want one character to be insane, not any mental disorder that average people can name. You can choose whether or not it's a real mental disorder, or you can choose if they are truly are insane.

I don't care what happens. I LOVE INSANE CHARACTERS!!

I would prefer if it isn't Russia or any other obvious choice.

Bonus: It's Norway, or Iceland, or Liechtenstein, or Ukraine, or North Italy, or Iceland, or Liechtenstein, or Hong Kong, or you know, one of them...
Double Bonus: NO ROMANCE!!
Triple Bonus: Not only is it Human AU, but it is also its a gangster AU or something... with the insane character the person in charge of the group!

Spain & Italies, possible attempted child grooming, tomatoes.

(Anonymous) 2016-09-06 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
When tomatoes were newly introduced to Europe, they were thought to have aphrodisiac properties; the old name for them was "love apples". Spain feeding them to toddlers doesn't look good in that context.

I think it'd be funnier if he's oblivious enough not to know the theory or has eaten enough tomatoes to know it isn't true and just doesn't realise how bad it looks, but some very dark humour could come of actual paedophilia thwarted by lack of botanical info.

AusHun, Dark! Hungary

(Anonymous) 2016-09-08 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I've rarely seen dark!Hungary so here's my prompt.

Demon!Hungary manipulates her favorite prey Austria to keep him all to herself and be dependent on her entirely. And she doesn't let anyone, especially his friends near him. Anyone who tries to get close to Austria meets a horrible fate or something like that.

Any nations and pairs; Roleplaying alternate history (either for lulz or for kinky funtimes)

(Anonymous) 2016-09-08 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Inspired from the above regarding nation-tans having fun coming up with alternate history scenarios, this one takes it in another step and they decide to have fun roleplaying these (but it's never anything harmful or anything bad). Be it just for the amusement of it, or for some sort of fun way to spice up the bedroom, go crazy!

Ukraine/Belarus - oral with farts

(Anonymous) 2016-09-11 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Belarus eating Ukraine out and/or rimming her while Ukraine farts, bonus if Belarus is really into inhaling it

Nyo Itacest - twister gone wrong

(Anonymous) 2016-09-12 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
Ahh I love the two nyo italies and the thought of them together is simply scrumptious. So I want a fic with the two girls playing an innocent game of twister when one of them rubs a limb against the other's erogenous zone. They both continue the game but grow increasingly aroused as their limbs just keep rubbing and one of them snaps and moans. Smutt issues

Bonus1: scissoring. Please
Bonus2: I'd prefer it if nyo Italy wasn't portrayed as incredibly innocent. I prefer the fiesty, taking charge sort of girl who knows what she wants and how to get it

Please and thank you if you try to fill this

Re: Nyo Itacest - twister gone wrong

(Anonymous) 2016-09-12 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded !

Re: Nyo Itacest - twister gone wrong

(Anonymous) - 2016-11-19 15:52 (UTC) - Expand

Any; Rule 63 and Nyotalia not the same.

(Anonymous) 2016-09-13 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
The nyo characters who appear in canon are obviously similar to their counterparts, but not really the same. Not just physical traits but behaviour differ - nyo Italy's a lot more belligerent, and I really can't picture normal England in pigtails (here in England it's considered a child's 'do). So I don't know, something with that. Maybe a la Scandinavia and the World the Brothers and Sisters all exist together and one day one or more pairs wake up cis-swapped and find they aren't exactly the same as their respective sibling?

Bonus; if human names are used, the R63s temporarily go by modifications of their normal names, and the nyos' names are entirely different. Ludwig and Monika = Luise and Macon, Antonio and Isabella = Antonia and Isadoro, etc.

2p!Italy/2p!England - Special 'food' rivalry

(Anonymous) 2016-09-14 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Something where 2p!Italy gets jealous over 2p!England's amazing cupcakes, and starts a fight with him over who has the best 'food'. (2p!England's 'special' cupcakes versus 2p!Italy's secret sauce pasta)

Super bonus if:

- Their fight leads to kinky food sex.
- 2p!England tries to kill 2p!Italy with some very 'special' cupcakes.
- 2p!Italy gets aroused watching 2p!England eat his secret sauce.

Japan & Korea, occupation, not angsty.

(Anonymous) 2016-09-14 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
So the Japanese occupation of Korea was shit, we know, and fic reflects that. However, this time let's go with something more like this old fill: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/13125.html?thread=31866181#t31866181
I'd rather Japan's not molesting Korea. Feel free to play with the idea, though, since, well, it's Korea, and I can see him, say, bringing the possibility up to mock touch-phobic Japan. Whatever Japan does do to him, he's just like his Spirit; push it as hard as you like, it's not gonna stay down.

Re: Japan & Korea, occupation, not angsty.

(Anonymous) 2016-09-15 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
I kinda love the idea of SK just going "I'm stuck in your house? Fine then; annoying sibling powers, activate!" and considering what he's like normally, Japan ends up repeatedly phoning his boss and begging for permission to un-invade and send him back.

Anyone mistakes Canada for France.

(Anonymous) 2016-09-15 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well, makes a change from mistaking him for America.

Re: Anyone mistakes Canada for France.

(Anonymous) 2016-11-09 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
This is my first fill, hope you like it!


The sound of his hated alarm clock rang. Groggily, he sat up and turns it off.

"Another meeting. Another day to get mistaken for America.", he sighed.

Last week he got mistaken for America, not unusual, then beaten up because Cuba thought he was America, also not new. He looked over and Kumajiru, checking if he was awake, then went to get breakfast. He didn't feel like having pancakes today, he would have the great Canadian bacon. He threw a fish in Kumajiru's bowl.

"Kumatyko! Breakfast!" He hollered, which wasn't very loud, considering its him.

The patter of tiny paws rang through the kitchen.

"Food!" Kumajiru yelled in joy.

Canada chucked and ate his food. After this he we back to his room and got dressed for the meeting. He had a plane in 1 hour. This meeting would be held in France. He looked forward to seeing his beloved Father, Francis. He picked up his bag and went to get Kumajiru ready for the long trip.

"Kumamato, where are you?" He asked in his whisper of a voice.

Kumajiru came running up to him, but stopped dead in his tracks as he saw who called him. And asked CNada the dreaded line.

"Who are you?" He questioned the Blonde.

"I am Canada. Cah-Nah-Da." He spelled out, annoyed that the polar bear forgot.

Within a few moments, they were on their way to leave. They got on the plane, suffered crying children, and landed. He called a taxi and got to his hotel room. He sighed as he dropped his bag onto the bed.

"We have to rent a meeting room today, no animals allowed. Sorry Kumapopo." He tsked

To be real here, Kumajiru didn't care. The Canadian took his briefcase after he layed out some food for his pet while he was gone.

"Bye Kumalopez." He waved.

------time skip

When Matthew arrived, he was greeted by England.

"There you are, bloody frog! I have been looking for you, Tsk. Late for your own meeting. Careless frog." He was yelled at by the short tempered Brit.

"England, I hate to tell y' this, but. I'm Canada, eh." He whispered.

"O-Oh? Bolloks, I'm sorry champ. Now have you seen the bloody amphibian?" England asked his awkwardly.

"No, sorry, England." He apologized

With that, England left to find France.

"That's new.. I usually get mistaken for America.." Canada mutters to himself.
Well if you want a part 2 , just say so.



(Anonymous) - 2016-11-23 19:51 (UTC) - Expand

Japan & Germany, friendship in war, angst.

(Anonymous) 2016-09-15 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Japan and Germany entered the Tripartite Pact with each having been informed by their bosses they were fully expected to eventually backstab the dirty foreigners and take the whole world for themselves. Fine by them until they started actually really liking each other. Italy may or may not know anything about this.

America x N. Italy comfert sex from the hero!

(Anonymous) 2016-09-15 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I wanna see America rescue Italy friends me an abusive situation with germany. Afterwards he quickly becomes attracted to him and comfert smut ensues.

Bonus 1 the abusive situation is at the end of ww2
Bonus 2 Germany pushes Italy off a tall building and America catches him
Bonus 3 America has a dirty has a dirty mouth in bed and Italy loves it
Bonus 4 Germany. Finds out about it later and gets jealous


(Anonymous) 2016-09-15 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
From an abusive situation,* op is bad at spelling forgive us

Re: America x N. Italy comfert sex from the hero!

(Anonymous) - 2016-09-18 23:44 (UTC) - Expand

Prussia/Italy Virginity

(Anonymous) 2016-09-15 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Prussia sneaking into Austrias house to take Italy's VCard
Bonus: He points it out to Germany years later and comments on how good it was and asks Italy if he wants to do it again.
Bonus 2: Hungary and Austria are still pissed about it.

Any pair, variation on "conquest = rape/killing".

(Anonymous) 2016-09-15 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Conqueror either is ordered to rape and/or kill the conquered to "show them their place" or has to to officially or magically seal the deal. Conqueror really doesn't want to hurt the conquered (maybe they were a close friend or family member or conqueror just feels bad about it in general) and tries to loophole out of it ("will it work if I just [have them jerk me off/stab them somewhere non-vital] or something?") Conquest figures their pride is worth more than their health, since they'll regenerate, and is like "fuck no, you want it, you fight for it". They are then able to goad the conqueror into a full-out fight, ending up with them having to break their bones to keep them down and they're STILL verbally sniping back.

...I'm okay if you go with the rape and the conqueror has to outright kill them just to keep them down for it... ahem.

Korea, China, or Poland spring to mind for the victim, but anyone is awesome.

Re: Any pair, variation on "conquest = rape/killing".

(Anonymous) 2016-09-22 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Does OP want it to be a specific historical conquering, or is an alternate timeline okay?


(Anonymous) - 2016-09-22 09:48 (UTC) - Expand

UkFr - Omega turns Alpha

(Anonymous) 2016-09-19 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I have seen a lot of stories where an Alpha gets turned into an Omega, but never the opposite. Thus, what I want is to see an Omega somehow changes into an Alpha (it can be due to his need to protect someone, or some pp try to experience on him, etc.), and how he gets used to the situation, falls in love with another Alpha, and becomes the dominating one in the relationship. The used to be Omega should be Arthur, and the other Alpha is Francis.


- Fight for dominating, sexually I mean
- Francis knows about Arthur's past, and is quite surprised when Arthur turns out to be quite dominating in bed
- Alpha/Alpha relationship is not banned, but not encouraged either