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Hetalia kink meme part 27

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/Germany/Italy + Japan- bondage and voyeurism

(Anonymous) 2015-10-24 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
How about Japan being consensually tied to a chair and forced to watch Germany fuck Italy's brains out without being touched. He's getting progressively hornier and hornier and is unable to do anything about it. And he's also being driven crazy by the fact that Italy is moaning and screaming and crying out his name instead of Germany's.


Italy is good at dirty talk

Afterwards, Japan is allowed to jerk off on a spent Italy's face

During, Japan fantasizes about both fucking Italy and being fucked by Germany

Denmark/Norway - Fisting

(Anonymous) 2015-10-24 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
top!Denmark/Bottom!Norway. Denmark wants to try something new ~

UKUS love confession during a fight

(Anonymous) 2015-10-24 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
During a world meeting America and England end up having a serious fight. During argument England accidentally admits he loves America.

Re: UKUS love confession during a fight

(Anonymous) 2015-12-14 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Mini fill (Hope it did end up as you wanted it ^^)

Love over Fight

„Why do you always have to complain about my ideas!!” he screamed, so even the people outside must have heard him.
All mighty America stood before his seat at the world meeting, glaring at the blond beauty who still kept his cool.
England sighed. “America. You can’t just build a robot to stop the Syria war.”
“Why not?”
“Because…” England started with a dramatic pause just to get the words right inside his head “that would cause more civil dead as it already does.”
“Oh. So you, who always kept yourself away from the battlefield, know about the number of dead that terror already claimed?!” America’s voice was getting louder and louder as the time passed.
England looked at Germany, who had his arms folded before his chest and his eyes closed, just like he was trying to hold his distant to that annoying fight. Italy next to him was asleep; Japan looked at the ceiling and France inside a hand mirror; China and Russia were both absent, God knows why. So no one was willingly to help him get America back to reality. Great.
England bit his lips. “Anyway you don’t have the money to build one.” He wasn’t even sure if it was technically possible.
“So now you’re avoiding the subject again?! Don’t you have any heart, England?!”
The older one gasped.
“You… do you even know what you’re talking about now?”
America grinned. “Yes, I am. Just because you’re an island doesn’t mean you’re not a part of this world! So why do you always refrain from critical problems like the heartless bastard you are?!”
“I’m not heartless! You of all people should know that!”
“Oh… really? So you haven’t left me then I was a child just to come back many years later to ambush my house?”
“No! I wasn’t trying to-“
“Hurt my feelings again? Yes, just lie to yourself like you always do. I can’t stand you anymore, England! So many times you have told me “I love you my angel”… it did hurt so much back then to remember, knowing it was all a lie.”
“No! You don’t understand!”
“I do understand very well, England! Better as you believe. You said all that just to make me fall for you, so you could get a hold on my house easily when the times ready. You never loved me nor do you love anyone. You don’t even have a heart, don’t you?”
“But I DO love you!! I always did!! More than anything and anyone else!!” England screamed, tearing up.
The next second it was quiet as dead inside the room and every eye was aimed at him.
What did he just say?
America looked shocked and his face was getting more and more red as the time passed.
Slowly... he realized…! Had he just…?! No… that can’t be…!
England fought the urge to run away and cleared his throat.
“Anyway… I think it’s time for a little break. Everyone dismissed.”
He stood up and took his leave as calm as he could, but he could see America move from his seat, too. How fast could he get to the restroom before that guy caught him, he calculated as he opened the door and made a bolt for it.
Right behind him he could hear America scream: “England! Wait up! I love you, too!”


Spamano- Plus, italy bros angst

(Anonymous) 2015-10-25 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
A sequel to this


Nations v humans, social norms, possible squick.

(Anonymous) 2015-10-26 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
We've explored various takes on nations doing things which are perfectly normal to them but horrifying to humans, e.g. shrugging off killing each other because it doesn't seem to take (see Lithuania getting an arrow to the head and China being stabbed in the spine). What do humans do which would horrify and scar the nations but isn't a problem to us?

Minifill - Prussia

(Anonymous) 2016-02-28 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
A/N: Filled with Prussia. Medieval noble childbirth practices weren't pretty at the best of times. To a kid who's spent most of his life with celibate knights, horrifying.

Women crowded around the Duchess, almost concealing her laboring form. Almost. From a corner of the room where he would not interfere with the gaggle of midwives and handmaidens, the Duchy of Prussia silently cursed the ancient tradition that said that an heir could not be born without his nation in attendance.

Only centuries of practice keeping his thoughts from his face – always a challenge with skin as pale as his – kept him expressionless. This was disgusting.

He was familiar with death, and he'd seen – and helped – any number of animals give birth or lay eggs (if truth be told more of the latter than the former: he liked birds), but human birth… ugh. The whole experience seemed designed to be problematic, and he'd had no experience with it before today when his Duke had hauled him from Koenigsburg's gardens and ordered him to make himself presentable and be in the birthing room until his Duchess gave birth.

There were advantages to being the personification of a militant order of knights: his Grandmasters were celibate so there were no wives to supervise and none of this having the nation watch while the poor things pushed their unborn child out of their body.

He vaguely recalled seeing peasant women squat in the fields when their time came and not make such a fuss, and it seemed to him that being upright would be less of a strain on the Duchess's body – but what did he know? He'd been raised by men and spent his entire life until very recently in a realm of men, of celibate knight-monks. God help him, in his heart he was still one of them no matter what his Duke said.

This room with its overwhelming scent of fear and pain under expensive perfumes made his stomach turn. Bad enough that women were mostly – entirely – foreign territory to him. Worse that while he knew intellectually that babies emerged from that secret place between a woman's legs (how could he not know when much of the vulgar humor of his knights had centered on the pleasure and danger that place could offer) the reality was so full of pain and fear and straining that part of him longed to flee to safer ground and the rest wanted to comfort the Duchess and take her pain away.

Another wailing cry, this one ending in a string of curses that would have raised his eyebrows to his hairline if he hadn't been trying so hard to keep his face still. He hadn't thought the Duchess knew language like that.

Prussia stilled a shudder when he glimpsed blood on the sheets. Blood was supposed to come from injury, not just gush forth as part of a supposedly natural process. The women around the Duchess seemed to take this as a good sign, which just made his stomach tighten again.

Dear God he hoped Poland was in a good mood today because as soon as this ordeal was over he was so getting drunk on gorzalka in the hope the potent medicinal spirit would blot out the memories.

That resolve strengthened when the women shifted. He couldn't look away: the Duke would have his head if he didn't watch the Duchess give birth. That didn't mean he wanted to see a head half-out of the woman. Babies were supposed to be cute little people, not blood-smeared damp things with a half-squashed head and everything looking raw and part-made. Ugh.

The exhortations of “one more push” did their work: with a shuddering cry from the Duchess, the rest of the infant was pushed out and snatched up by one of the women. A little later, a different cry sounded through the room, an odd breathy sound that set all the women cooing.

Prussia couldn't understand why, although he did understand from the fluttering and cooing that the baby was healthy. And, it seemed, a girl.

That did it. He was definitely getting drunk as soon as he could arrange it. He was going to have to endure this again and he wanted to forget all about it or he'd panic – or worse, bolt to the nearest guarderobe and empty his stomach.

Ancient tradition could go hang. Being present for his next ruler's arrival wasn't worth this.

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Baby nations, human death.

(Anonymous) 2015-10-26 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Nations don't die, and we all know the old afterschool special of kids coming to terms with pet death. How do the baby nations react the first time they see a human die? The first time a close human friend dies? The first time they kill a human? And for which ones did any of those three overlap?

Re: Baby nations, human death.

(Anonymous) 2015-10-30 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded, it's a very interesting theme.

Any/Any: Gay doesn't equal wanting anal

(Anonymous) 2015-10-27 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
This is probably going to get ignored for being "heretical." As a gay guy who doesn't like anal (lol, I feel like this is rare in the fandom), I get tired of the sexual roles and obsession with anal in fics. It's bad enough a lot of people expect gays to be utterly in love with anal in real life and jump into it as soon as a relationship starts. It's gets as annoying as homophobia sometimes.

Anyway, I'd like to see a fic where a gay couple (I honestly don't care who, no preferences, you can even genderbend the canon girls) doesn't do anal. Maybe they both hate anal, maybe only one is uncomfortable with it. Feel free to make it angsty if you want, having one or both of them worry about disappointing the other. Sex isn't necessary, but it's always fun to see the other ways gays can have sex.

Re: Any/Any: Gay doesn't equal wanting anal

(Anonymous) 2015-10-27 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
*It's gets annoying in real life. It's just tiresome in fics.

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Potential filler

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Fill [1/1]

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SpaFem!mano: Proposal

(Anonymous) 2015-10-27 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Spain or Antonio proposes to Fem!South Italy or Chiara. Romance is loved, smut is not required but would not be looked down on.

Nyo!America&Nyo!England transform into dragons

(Anonymous) 2015-10-28 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
A curse is put on Nyo!America and Nyo!England and they transform into dragons Bartok The Magnificent style. The curse doesn't scare them, they actually find each other attractive. Human names can be used, but aren't needed. (The scene I'm referencing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqipZjeUCVs&ab_channel=hinatasaix2)

EngSpain+Spamano- body switch

(Anonymous) 2015-10-28 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Loosely based on this pixiv comic: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=7846797

England watches the open affection Spain showers Romano, and in all honesty he's jealous of the unwavering selfless love Romano receives. He casts a spell in a drunken state, and wakes up the next morning naked in Romano's body, next to a sleeping Spain. He tries to remedy the situation but much to his horror, he can't cast magic in Romano's body. Meanwhile, the adoration Spain gives him is tempting him to leave everything as it is for a little longer...

That same morning, Romano wakes up as England and rushes back to Spain's home where he should have been. He finds whoever is in his body seducing Spain.

Any, selfcest fourway.

(Anonymous) 2015-10-29 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyone, their nyo self, and both of their respective 2P versions; go. (Please use the "opposite personality traits" interpretation of the 2Ps, those are most fun; grumpy vegetarian America, cheerful England, touch-phobic Korea, modest Prussia?)

Any, ceremonial execution.

(Anonymous) 2015-10-30 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Inspired by the common smut-excuse fanon that conquering = rape; I'm not sure whether this is less creepy or more so. Anyway, for this idea, conquering doesn't involve sex of any kind. Instead, the conqueror has to execute the conquered. Naturally it doesn't take, they're nations, but it still hurts. I'd kind of like Austria feeling bad about having to do this with Chibitalia and trying to make it less scary for the poor kid.

Re: Any, ceremonial execution.

(Anonymous) 2015-11-09 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
God yes please.
Seconded to the moon and back.

A Servile Rebirth [3/4]

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A Servile Rebirth [1/?]

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Re: A Servile Rebirth [2/4]

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A Servile Rebirth [3/4]

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A Servile Rebirth [4/4]

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Japan/any, rape reference, misunderstanding.

(Anonymous) 2015-10-31 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Any word in Japanese that might be translated to "no" or "don't" or "not" has additional uses and connotations that are difficult to translate properly. [...] This translation issue is bad enough that some translated hentai manga will have the character who is obviously the rapist shouting "no" or "don't" while raping his victim. This is because the various Japanese words that get translated as negatives or denials in English can often be used to mean "this is wrong" or "I shouldn't be doing this" or "this is unpleasant" or similar things instead." - http://das-sporking.livejournal.com/713298.html (Hells of triggery, be warned.)

There was a fill a while back in which America got the wrong idea from hentai, said no, and was surprised Japan stopped. I think the above demands a variation which could be either hilarious or horrifying. An English-speaking nation's probably the best co-star.

Dennor Humiliation

(Anonymous) 2015-10-31 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Norway secretly enjoys being degraded into a pathetic,horny mess, and Denmark is happy to comply. One thing's for sure, though: whether Norway is forced to wallow in gunge, take multiple toys, or getting hammered into the nearest surface, he's still the blonde beauty he always will be, and can look sexy even if he's covered in mud. Bonus for Master!Denmark and Slave! Norway.

Re: Dennor Humiliation

(Anonymous) 2016-08-14 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
I never knew how much I wanted this... Or try to write this... I'm gonna try my hardest!!!

(Do you mind an AU, like fantasy, or sex slave or what? Because I'm gonna do the bonus... I'm most likely gonna do an au fantasy like thing...)

Europeans, Samhain.

(Anonymous) 2015-10-31 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Little late, but anyway. The mostly-American audience is probably familiar with the Day of the Dead, let's have something on this side of the pond. Can be human-sacrifice-level dark or sweet fluff with, say, the current nations' Celtic family members. Or both, both is good.

Re: Europeans, Samhain.

(Anonymous) 2017-05-18 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded. This would be interesting.

The nations play Diplomacy- Uk, Rus, Fr, Aus-Hun etc

(Anonymous) 2015-11-01 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
After one of their world meetings, some nations stay behind and play Diplomacy.

Ensemble, love is taboo.

(Anonymous) 2015-11-01 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Was browsing old fills and found one where most nations are incapable of feeling love. How about a version where they all can, but it's been suppressed by everyone having had to be at war with everyone to the point that it's taboo to acknowledge they can, and the younger nations assume they're freaks for being able to love because the older ones tell them they can't?

Re: Ensemble, love is taboo.

(Anonymous) 2015-11-04 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, potential filler here! I think I have an idea I like, do you mind USUK?


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Prussia/Russia, accidental mutual noncon.

(Anonymous) 2015-11-03 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Prussia, trapped behind the Wall, is convinced Russia's going to rape him. He decides to force the issue and get it over with. Russia, however, wasn't going to, thinks all the horrible things he does do are helping, has no idea what Prussia's talking about, possibly doesn't even understand sex very well (as I've seen in a played-for-laughs version which I'd love to twist), and is too confused to stop him. Both end up feeling violated and with no idea that wasn't the other's intention.

Re: Prussia/Russia, accidental mutual noncon.

(Anonymous) 2015-11-03 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
(Oh, I'd be especially happy if the truth comes out.)

Romani, something happy.

(Anonymous) 2015-11-03 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I headcanon the girl with the headscarf who Italy talks to in one episode as being Romani-tan, or a tribe thereof since the Rom aren't actually all one big cultural blob. WW2 wasn't exactly a great time for the Rom and they still have trouble; I'd quite like to see something optimistic with her. Things aren't perfect yet but even just a small thing going well, you know?

England, Queen Victoria, pet rats.

(Anonymous) 2015-11-04 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Rat-owning anon would like to see Jack Black (not that one, the ratcatcher) and Queen Vicky discovering the joys of pet rodents and helping England get over his fear of them left over from the Plague. Rats are cute.

The English and Rats

(Anonymous) 2016-03-26 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Not sure if you wanted more fluf but here are some cute rats c:

“You’re quite right Jack Black, these rats make splendid pets.” Queen Victoria said as the grey and white fancy rat clambered across her arm and up her shoulder. As it burrowed through her hair she chuckled and turned to Jack, “When they don’t have fleas of course.”

“Don’t you worry, my majesty, these rats are as clean as can be. No at all like the cannibalistic or lustful ones you hear in propaganda.”

The grey and white rat jumped from Victoria’s shoulder onto her dresser prompting the queen to turn. The rat scurried around sniffing the jewelry that lay on the table.

“They are very smart as well.” Jack Black said, “Patches, come here.”

The rat paused from sniffing the jewelry and looked to Jack. She then bounded back onto the Queen’s shoulder crawled down her lap and leapt onto Jack’s lap. Jack grabbed a cookie from the table and fed it to her.

The Queen beamed and softly pet the rat, “How very sweet.”

Jack carefully pulled the rat off his knee and placed her on the table. He opened his cage and grabbed another one.
Queen Victoria looked at the clock, “England is to be back any minute, you better take the rats with you now, you know his terrible—“

The door swung open, “Your majesty, I’ve finished the letters you—“Arthur gaped.

“W-what do you have i-in your lap—,“Arthur’s face went white, “A-and on your table." He narrowed his eyes,"Jack. You’ve brought your vermin into your queen’s house, I’ll have you exec-

The queen sighed, “Oh stop getting you knickers in a twist; they’re pets, Arthur.”

Pets??? Those things are disease carrying wankers, who chew on the bodies of their kin, and you regard them as pets??”

Arthur promptly left the letters on the table and slammed the door.

“He is quite the dramatic one.”

“Oi, he’s been through many plaques, cut him some slack.”


As Jack stood in the ally he heard soft footsteps come behind him.

“Shh.” He said, looking briefly behind his shoulder to see the Queen, “He’s been here for the last five minutes.”

Queen Victoria looked into the ally to see Arthur crouched beside the cage of rats. One scurried up his arm and he grinned.

“Oh love, you’re just like this flying bunny that used to visit me. So soft and sweet.” Arthur whispered and the Queen smiled.

“He was taking them out and I was going to stop him, but it looks like he was just taking them out to play.”

Queen Victoria called out to him, “Bring them back inside and I’m sure Jack would be glad to show you what they can do.”

Arthur turned red and stuttered, “I’ll have you know I was just releasing these vermin to where they belong! I will not—“

Jack walked over and snatched the cage from Arthur. He looked at the rat on Arthur’s shoulder, “When you’re about ready you can bring that one in too.”


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Russia's terrible fanfic.

(Anonymous) 2015-11-05 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Russia writes fanfic and it all looks like this: http://das-sporking.livejournal.com/240596.html#comments

Re: Russia's terrible fanfic.

(Anonymous) 2015-11-05 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Not OP, but I think it would be awesome for it to be filled by someone who speaks Russian and purposefully makes a lot of mistakes that are common for Russians to do in English and use literal translations of Russian proverbs and such.

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UkUs Hocus Pocus

(Anonymous) 2015-11-06 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think I ever read hetalia hocus pocus story before and I'm still in the Halloween spirit!! Which Arthur and Alfred bring back the witches and now must stop them

Bonus: the witches are the bad touch trio

England/Norway - Kink Magic sex

(Anonymous) 2015-11-07 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Top!England & Bottom!Norway. Fairy pair having kink magic sex ~

Spain and Romano, little mermaid au

(Anonymous) 2015-11-07 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Antonio is a merman who develops protective parental instincts towards an awkward teenage prince.

Lovino is a prince with low self esteem who always seems to attract trouble and muscular men.

Bonus for Arthur and his magic, and/or Francis on the sidelines finding the situation hilarious.

Re: Spain and Romano, little mermaid au

(Anonymous) 2015-12-18 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Quick question - do you want Lovino and Spain to be romantic or purely a brotherly relationship?

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Economy/Society, villain couple.

(Anonymous) 2015-11-08 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well, they are in a way responsible for all the nations' ills. Can be silly or horrifying as you wish, leaning towards the latter but will be happy with the former.

Exact replicas of the linked versions may actually be unwise with Society because I don't know what her artist would think of using her here, but here are some rough ideas for what I'm thinking of.
Society: http://www.depressioncomix.com/posts/characters/society/
Economy: http://hetalia-kink.dreamwidth.org/72958.html?thread=426544638