Hetalia kink meme ([personal profile] hetalia_kink) wrote2014-02-10 06:09 pm

Hetalia kink meme part 27

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USUK escort AU

(Anonymous) 2015-05-18 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I just want this USUK AU where Arthur is an older and experienced escort where Alfred is a young CEO looking for some company.


Kinky, hot smut ;)

They knew each other when they were children but none of them realized it for a while.

England/ Mary the First- pregnancy, miscarriage

(Anonymous) 2015-05-21 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
You know how Mary the First thought she was pregnant, and it came out she wasn't? Well, I want a fill where she WAS pregnant, but it was England's child. And since there really can't be half nations running around, there's a miscarriage or the baby 'disappears'. Someone puts what happened together, hundreds of years later, and confronts England about it. Preferably one of the older nations i.e. France or Spain or Prussia.

Bonus: England is surprised and scared and happy, just like a normal dad.
Bonus x2: England is torn apart when the baby dies. He had names picked out and everything.

Re: England/ Mary the First- pregnancy, miscarriage

(Anonymous) 2015-07-23 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my God how did I never stumble upon this before! Count on it, I'll be filling this for sure!!

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Austria/Australia - Austria being a good host

(Anonymous) 2015-05-22 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
So from what I've gathered Eurovision is just around the corner, and Australia participates this year. So since Austria is being the host country I'd like to see Australia coming over to visit Austrias place and Austria does what he can to be a good host.

Bonus 1: At some point Australia ends up getting lost after chasing a cat or dog. He manages fine but Austria finds it all very distressing.
Bonus 2: Austria in a dress and wig like his nyotalia counterpart.
Bonus 3: Austria gets fucked by someone while dress and wig stays on.

nyo!Prussia/Romano-- the (accidental) seduction of Lovino Vargas

(Anonymous) 2015-05-22 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Prussia has always adored Italy, and his older brother is just as cute if not more so-- but he's always been skittish around her and her sister and it's no secret he's not Germany's biggest fan. Romano even goes so far as to tell his brother he'll never like one of those 'potato bitches' no matter what.

To Julchen, that seems kind of like a challenge.

Cue Juls trying to make friends with Romano only to find that she actually likes him more than she thought she would. A lot more.

Meanwhile, poor Romano is struggling to deal with the fact that a centuries old crush is rearing it's head now that she's spending so much time with him.

*Juls being very protective of Romano's feelings.
**Romano being overprotective of Juls' feelings despite knowing she can handle herself.
***If smut, Juls is completely overwhelmed by Romano, who surprises her with just what he can do in bed.
****Marathon sex that ends with someone getting concerned and checking up on them only to find them in the midst of going at it again.

Any/England :Laryngitis

(Anonymous) 2015-05-23 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
England gets Laryngitis and completely loses his voice.

Bonus: happens some point at a world meeting and squeaky awkwardness ensures
Bonus 2: Post it noted as a method of communication!

Thank you :)

Austria/Switzerland (in this order please) - first night

(Anonymous) 2015-05-24 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Basically this request is about Austria's and Switzerland's first time together.

Bonus: lots of UST comes first

Any/Any - Eurovision 2015

(Anonymous) 2015-05-25 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
So they greatest time of year has come and gone, and now it's time for the other obligatory part - Hetalia fanfic!

Some ideas:
* Norway is not talking to any of the Nordics except Iceland.
* Between the witches in Armenia, werewolves in Azerbaijan, and vampires/lightning gods/vulture spirits/Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way/I'll be honest I don't know in Georgia, the Caucasians are in fact all characters from someone's YA Fantasy novel. Discuss. (You can throw in Russia's ice princess/fairy/spirit/Elsa from frozen as well if you like)
* England and France both did terribly, but England got one more point, which is all that matters.
* Germany and Austria got the first nul points in over a decade, poor things. 3:
* SveOz, the new ship born of Australia and Sweden's surprise mutual douze points.
* Australia in general really.

Re: Any/Any - Eurovision 2015

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Engita w/ nyo England

(Anonymous) 2015-05-25 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Vene in relationships with women is my guilty pleasure and I don't know why.

Okay, so basically, I'm using the kink meme for it's intended purpose and requesting porn. Lots of it. Basically North Italy and Nyo!England having marathon sex is all I want.

Bonus 1: England's a screamer, and Italy is a Romance Nation. Poor America and Canada, who showed up at the absolute worst time for their monthly Retreat With Mum, are probably scarred for life.

Bonus 2: Not really a bonus but please just don't call England Alice. I know someone called Alice and it would be way too awkward. Anything but Alice.

Re: Engita w/ nyo England

(Anonymous) 2015-05-27 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
OP with something to add: I don't mean like really write put all the sex, just a bit. And the horrified thoughts of whoever is accidentally listening in.

UKUS or UKFR -Omegaverse- Arthur has a belly kink

(Anonymous) 2015-05-26 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
My favorite Alpha here has a huge belly kink. So, as his mate is further along in their pregnancy, Arthur is always after his belly. He LOVES the belly. The thought of the other so big gets him all sorts of hot, so he wants to fuck him quite often in their little nest.

Lithuania - forced or accidental wetting

(Anonymous) 2015-05-27 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Lithuania peeing himself and being humiliated. All pairings (or no pairing) are welcome.

England/Turkey - who'll bugger the Turk?

(Anonymous) 2015-05-27 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
So I was idly browsing through a book on Ottoman history, and I found this poem, which was apparently published in a monthly journal some time in the 1870's:

Who'll bugger the Turk?
'I' said Gladstone, 'as Chief of the Nation,
And Premier of England, to gain reputation.
I'll bugger the Turk
And ne'er let him shirk
My penis's Grand Demonstration.'

So. Do what you will with that, whether England actually gets to do it or he's just imagining it or he's awkwardly giving Turkey the heads-up that his boss has been saying some weird things about him lately, whatever you like.

Re: England/Turkey - who'll bugger the Turk?

(Anonymous) 2015-05-29 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
I honestly didn't think I would run into THAT while looking for something about my country... still, seconded

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Lithuania/fem!Prussia - Fantasy AU

(Anonymous) 2015-05-27 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Toris is a healer, Maria is a seer, and they hate each other's guts. Of course, we all know what it means when a boy and a girl claim to dislike one another :) I'd like it to be kind of a D&D-type setting as opposed to low fantasy. I'd also like at least one really cheesy make-out scene, but NO SMUT.

B1 Florence Nightingale effect.
B2 Poland/Hungary as a side pairing.
B3 Ivan as a Shipper on Deck.

UKUS Back in time

(Anonymous) 2015-05-27 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
America or Alfred (human verse request) is a doctor in present day, he gets sent back in time to medieval days. This time period the people assume Alfred medical practice means he is a witch however gets saved by Arthur or England.

America + Ensemble, FIFA Arrests

(Anonymous) 2015-05-27 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
When the Justice Department issued arrest warrants for senior officials in the most corrupt organization in sports, America did something the other nations considered truly heroic.

Of course, it only happened because he's the only one who didn't give a damn about the sport, so he's a bit confused at the celebrations....

Any/Any Disabled BDSM

(Anonymous) 2015-05-30 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Anything you can come up with. A paraplegic nation not needing his legs to be tied. A human AU with low blood sugar needing to pause mid-scene to be fed raisins. A deaf nation needing their partner to have a safe sign instead of a safeword. Literally anything so long as it incorporates making adjustments for health/safety reasons.

Please no gore, vore, scat, or golden showers.

seconding this

(Anonymous) 2015-05-31 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
Hope someone fills.


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Glide - 1/??? [NedCan]

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Any Male/Romano/Any Male - Established relationship + threesome

(Anonymous) 2015-05-30 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
Romano is in a happy established relationship with Nation A, but they decide they want to spice things up in the bedroom, so they invite a mutual friend or acquaintance into their bed for a night, and a threesome ensues.

Spain is my favorite pic for Nation A, but it can be any canon male character (as can the other person) - And please please no incest or double penetration!

Bonus for sub!Romano...spanking, spitroasting, and orgasm denial are all good.

UK/US, caning and hole spanking

(Anonymous) 2015-05-31 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
During colonial role-play, England punishes America for the Boston Tea Party incident by delivering 6 of the best and then making American hold his bottom open for an intimate hole spanking. Would love England lecturing the entire time he spanks America to tears and then providing some h/c.

UK/US Angel and Demon

(Anonymous) 2015-06-01 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Angel and Demons have been with war with each other for centuries. Arthur a Demon comes with a plan to seduce good hearted Angel Alfred to gather intel and deastory angels. But in process ends up falling in love as well.

Definite filler

(Anonymous) 2015-07-11 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'll start on this soon! If there's anything else OP would like incorporated, or any other things you really DONT want, feel free to message

Prussia, Hungary, Austria - The Swan Princess (with a twist)

(Anonymous) 2015-06-01 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
I was listening to 'This is My Idea' and it seemed like the perfect song for Prussia and Hungary. As it was in the movie, they hate each other on sight, hate that they're supposed to marry, and spend years taking it out on each other.

At the end of their wits, and after catching their daughter attempting to flee the palace with her lover and/or friend Austria, Hungary's parent's decide to enchant/drug her to make her agreeable to marriage. Prussia, having no idea about this, is delighted that his long-time crush no longer wishes to stab him.

However, before she was drugged/enchanted, Hungary came up with a plan with some friends to have an ‘evil sorcerer’ attack and kidnap her and turn her into a swan (with some sort of stupid clause like ‘only if her true love puts this necklace on her while hopping on one foot during the full moon, she will be returned to human form’), while in reality she rides hard and fast for somewhere that is not nearby.


- Hungary under the influence is smitten with Prussia, giggles all the time, and never raises her voice, and generally freaks everyone out.

- Prussia figures things out pretty quickly, and helps get her out. He isn’t willing to marry someone who had to be drugged into loving him.

- Minimal angst, if you can.

Potential filler?

(Anonymous) 2015-06-12 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
That movie was, like, my childhood. You're right, it fits them perfectly :) I think I'll start working on this - although I'm a slow writer and spotty updater so anyone else who wants to try this fill can do so *sweatdrop*

Clarification: so the spell still gets put on her or whatever, but she doesn't remember why?


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I am bad at clarifying things

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I am also bad at reading, apparently.

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Planning has been started!

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This Is My Idea [1/9]

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This Is My Idea [2/9]

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RusBel- Historical AU where they get married

(Anonymous) 2015-06-01 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometime in the future, Russia and Belarus are married after their bosses felt uniting the countries would be an excellent political and military strategy.

Belarus is overjoyed at first, but she soon doesn't know what to do with Russia. Russia isn't also sure on what to do, so he attempts to strengthen the bond he has with her (and also tries to ease the emotions that come with political marriages).

A meaty and angst story is preferred, but it can go in any direction.

1) They have sex to consummate the marriage, but it is VERY awkward.
2) A few nations step in to protect Belarus and Russia from condemnation by other nations.

Any female nation: Cannibalism

(Anonymous) 2015-06-02 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
any female nation is cooked and then eaten

Birthday ItaGer - Italy topping

(Anonymous) 2015-06-03 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
On his birthday Italy comes home to find a very special present from the BTT: a naked Germany, blindfolded and tied to the bed with a cock ring on his member and a vibrator in his ass.
What he does from there is up to you ^J^

Bonus points for:

- Italy coming multiple times BEFORE taking the ring off his lover

- Use of other "toys" *wink wink*

- Detailed description of Germany's experience

Re: Birthday ItaGer - Italy topping

(Anonymous) 2015-06-14 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god. I kind of want to fill this... I have a week at camp coming up, I might need something sinful to do while surrounded by all those country hicks... hmmm

I'll get back to you on this, op

Hopeful OP here!

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OP :)

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Ancient Egypt/Rome - Living together during Cleopatras reign

(Anonymous) 2015-06-03 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
So now when we know a bit more about ancient Egypt I'd want to see a fill with her.
We know that Cleopatra had relationships with Julius Cesar and Mark Anthony. What if during this time Rome had to "settle down" with ancient Egypt for some time. I'd like Rome while fascinated also be a little uncomfortable about the entire situation. While ancient Egypt is remaining calm, despite feeling that her time might be nearing its end.

Bonus 1: Smut. Ancient smut is great and there isn't that much of it.
Bonus 2: They talk about the passing on of nations at some point.

US/UK, gas, orgasm denial, butt plugs

(Anonymous) 2015-06-04 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
After a night out of drinking and eating greasy bar food, Alfred and Arthur go get frisky and kinky! Knowing Alfred has a flatulence problem, Arthur gives him a butt plug and jokes that it can increase his pleasure during sex ^^U
Alfred's stomach gets so bloated with trapped gas the more the pleasure and intensity builds, with Arthur prolonging and denying his orgasm as long as he can. Alfred can barely stand it and itches to climax and release all his gas.

Bonus: Alfred's orgasm gets topped off by a fart so intense that sends the butt plug flying.
Bonus2: Arthur teases Alfred by rubbing his dick and belly at the same time!

Any/Any - s&m

(Anonymous) 2015-06-04 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
This anon would love to see D/s with a twist. Usually, in this sort of fic, the Dom is the sadist and the sub is the masochist, but I'd love it to be the other way around. Pick whatever pairing you like, though I prefer yaoi. There's no need to include a sex scene, but hey, if you want to, go for it.

Bonus: blood drinking. Especially if it's Romania

blunt your bitter teeth [CanAme, 1/?]

(Anonymous) 2015-07-04 03:54 am (UTC)(link)

3DS anon strikes again, muahaha. Hope this is what you had in mind with your prompt, OP, although I only sorta managed to get blood drinking in? It's more blood licking.( .3.')

Cool hands slide up America's chest, the nails scraping bluntly before the blindfold covering the blond's blue eyes falls away. America takes in Canada standing before him, his face set in cool detachment. Allows himself to think about the beautiful face the smaller man makes when he's being fucked, fucking, when he orders America to lick him open. Then Canada will ride him, the stretch and burn of too little saliva for meagre lubricant drawing out the faces and the savage, sharp growls he loves so much.

But those reactions are not America's to take. He is as an object to Canada, for him to find the pleasure and control over his pain he has previously lacked. That is part of America's own pleasure- knowing he is just to be used, an object like a knife or a gun that Canada could simply throw away when he was through.

The thought is enough to stir his erection as Canada looks him up and down, and America doesn't miss the cool way his brother's lips quirk. "Are you so desperate I don't even have to touch you? Whore." There's a certain abject fondness in Canada's voice, but it won't come into their play. Tomorrow morning Canada will make him pancakes and bitch that the only thing America has for them is Aunt Jemima. But for now, he would give America no more affection than a needle or razorblade. America can only commit the acts he is given permission to.

His brother presses into his personal space, giving him that wonderfully sanguine look, and threads his hand in America's hair to mash their lips together. He knows what his brother likes, and bites his lips hard enough to draw blood. The hand tightens as America laps at the taste of copper spilling over his lips. For a moment he's afraid of punishment, then-

"Good." Canada breathes, licking his reddened lips. "Make me scream."